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Reblog to kill it faster

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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Sheogorath: What do we call people who don't like the Witches Festival?

Haskill: Boring. We call them boring.

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Now all I need to do is make up a stat block 🤔

Fungi dragon

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Saving this to show my spouse later…

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Find a hole and throw a potato down it. The denizens of the underdark will be forever grateful.

“No wonder everyone in the Underdark is evil, they have no access to potatoes!”

— Wizard

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I definitely see this guy as a cousin to the Faerie Dragon. I love this lil dude so much and I will lay down my life for them 🥰

@glowyskull , may I use this lil guy in a homebrew dnd campaign?

Fungi dragon

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Blessed Samhain, everyone!

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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Creepy crossover idea

Pokémon + Steven Universe

The only Pokémon that exists in this world is Sableye.

Discuss

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My next fanfic will be about to go to the store and get me some chicken nuggets.

So it's about me grocery shopping? Okay

"My next fanfic will be about to go back and she will get me a bit better if you get a new car in a month"

So... yeah there's that, I guess 🤣

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I'm on a Predictive Text Game kick. Send me your weirdest ones and I'll let my keyboard dig me into a hole I'll never be able to escape from.

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I'm omni. Spouse is pan. We are married and in love and happy.

Don't you DARE pit two bad bitches against each other

omnisexuals and pansexuals should hold hands and kiss actually >:(

Edit: just tagged this and like

The omnisexual flag does not have that amazing space-galaxy color theme for the tags to not even include it, that beautiful color combo was made to shine and be seen, come on >:(

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It's the first day of Halloween!

If you don't spoop, you get thrown in spoopy jail for not spooping enough!

Join the skeleton war

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I'm offended, because omni tag is not colourful as non-binary tag, ace tag, lesbian tag, gay tag, pan tag, bi tag...

Look look look.

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Someone gotta explain to me how being queer is a sin and a disease at the same time while also being a choice.