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Hi! I'm Nia and I'm obsessed with history, myths and many other random things and I dump it all here because why not  She/her
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Also I'm going to be posting less for the next two weeks or so because I start my second job tomorrow (which I'm so excited for) and I have rehearsals and shows almost every night for two weeks
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finally coming to terms with my sexuality instead of saying I'm bi for the sake of others is so wonderful
lesbian through and through
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We just had the coolest Australian archeologist come in and tell us just like the coolest information for like 2 hours I love it here
I love working a job that's actually amazing. Like what do you mean I get to spend my day in a witch store making spell kits and sorting crystals?
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I love working a job that's actually amazing. Like what do you mean I get to spend my day in a witch store making spell kits and sorting crystals?
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I love the pageant choir but I'm so ready for it to be over, rehearsal is like 5 nights this week
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Not me having the most incredible friends
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I'm gonna crash out and it's going to be so justified that not even divine beings can stop me
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There wasn't a time where I realized I liked girls. There was a time where I realized other girls didn't like girls.
I always knew who I was
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My favourite animal is me, the time that I watched Brokeback Mountain while on my period and sobbed until I threw up
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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"You were supposed to die"
Well good thing that I'm famously terrible at doing what I'm supposed to!
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Healing is looking through photo albums and watching the light return to my eyes
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that'd be so funny
imagine it's a really sad scene then the ghost is just like
'okay but heres a joke-"
shoutout to a few months ago when we thought i had brain cancer (i dont) and I kept telling my friends I'd haunt them but I'd only whisper jokes in their ears at the worst times and call them gay
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shoutout to a few months ago when we thought i had brain cancer (i dont) and I kept telling my friends I'd haunt them but I'd only whisper jokes in their ears at the worst times and call them gay
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Aw man
My summer job is working in a witch store so of course I'm going to have some odd interactions.
I however was not ready for a last to walk in and say
"Yyou have a very strong energy. You are connected to death. You're not supposed to be here." Then leave
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
LIKE IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE?? OR IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE SHOP??? HELP??
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I'm not loving it. Can I be the funny side character instead-
My summer job is working in a witch store so of course I'm going to have some odd interactions.
I however was not ready for a last to walk in and say
"Yyou have a very strong energy. You are connected to death. You're not supposed to be here." Then leave
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
LIKE IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE?? OR IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE SHOP??? HELP??
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