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*in the Absolute Universe*

Wally: *to Diana* What do you mean, "that's your arm" — You've got both your arms, I can see them!

Diana: Long story: I sacrificed my arm. In a ritual.

Wally: *scoffs* What, and you...grew another arm?

Diana: Um... Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah.

Wally:

Diana: *waves* Hello!

Source: Doctor Who

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Joker: *to Harley* Take him out of town and finish the job, NOW!

Harley:

Harley: What about dinner?

Joker: Harley.

Joker: This is kind of important.

Harley: …How about dessert?

Joker: *exhales*

Joker:

Joker: Well, I suppose there’s time for dessert…

Harley: And coffee?

Joker:

Joker: Alright, a quick cup of coffee

Joker: THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!

Source: Emperor’s New Groove

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*during time-travel shenanigans*

Robin!Jason: *about Red Hood's criminal empire* They'd love it here, don't you think?

Red Hood!Jason: Who?

Robin!Jason: Mom and Dad — They'd be so proud of you.

Red Hood!Jason: ...

Source: Justice League

(inspired by a comment I made on Twitter)

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*back in the Infinity Inc. days*

Huntress: *to Jade, about Fury* Lyta's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend, she's...

Huntress:

Huntress: ...standing right behind me, isn't she?

Fury: *bemused* Don't let that stop you. Keep digging.

Source: Justice League Unlimited

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Luthor: What am I, an ass?!

Legion of Doom: ...

Joker: *inhales*

Black Manta: Shut up, Joker.

Source: Rinkusu001

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Jon: I was worried you'd be mad at us for, like, stealing your look

Conner: I don't believe in intellectual property

Source: cyanbeetle

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Maps: What a great day! I feel like conquering the world today!

Jason: Fat chance, kid. You're suffering from the Idealism of Youth.

Maps: Has it occurred to you that you may be suffering from the Cynicism of Old Age?

Jason:

Jason: Okay, first we conquer the block, then the neighbourhood, then...

Source: Garfield

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*something catastrophically life-threatening happens*

Joker, grinning: This would be a cool way to die.

Source: Black Widow (2021)

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bart: do fish feel wet all the time?

wally: shhhh, go back to sleep.

bart: sorry.

wally, 10 minutes later: shit, do they?

bart: i know right!

Source: @major-aizen-simp (x)

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Diana, holding Steve in her arms: he’s unpalatable TO YOU. im eating him

Steve: *hides blushing face in hands*

Source: @oldbookist (plus my own little spin on it) [x]

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Gordon: why have you been dressing like a detective in seventies movie all week

Bruce: is it not a vibe

Gordon:

Bruce:

Gordon, grumbling: it’s a vibe

Source: Twitter (x)

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Robin: are any of you normal

Superboy: uh

Wonder Girl: well

Impulse: so here's the thing

Robin: good, neither am i, so here's the plan

Source: @wangxian-on-repeat (x)

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Red Hood: Do you wanna die?!

Joker: Yes I do!

Red Hood: Wait what?

Source: EliteSonicFan (Twitter)/Jehtt (YouTube)

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Bruce: Could someone please pass me the salt?

Cass: *hurtles Jason across the table*

Source: @yumemiruuuu (x)

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*during time-travel shenanigans*

Jason: I'm you from the future-

UtRH!Jason: YEAH, OBVIOUSLY, BITCH!

Jason: *taken aback* I don't... I don't remember acting like that...

Source: Vine

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Cass: I cannot believe you.

Barbara: Cass, listen, I can explain—

Cass: You are going to be in another adaptation, and DC is only gonna stick me in four?!

Steph: You’re in four adaptations?! I’m in one!

Bette: Wait, you guys are in adaptations?

Source: We’re the Millers, with edits

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Green Lantern: I’ve found a foolproof way to tell if an alternate timeline and/or Earth is evil.

Flash: Which is?

Green Lantern: If Wonder Woman has a sword, it’s evil.

Flash:

Flash: That’s pretty sound logic actually.

Source: uncorrectintamed (with some modification…)