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Cass: I cannot believe you.

Barbara: Cass, listen, I can explain—

Cass: You are going to be in another adaptation, and DC is only gonna stick me in four?!

Steph: You’re in four adaptations?! I’m in one!

Bette: Wait, you guys are in adaptations?

Source: We’re the Millers, with edits

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Green Lantern: I’ve found a foolproof way to tell if an alternate timeline and/or Earth is evil.

Flash: Which is?

Green Lantern: If Wonder Woman has a sword, it’s evil.

Flash:

Flash: That’s pretty sound logic actually.

Source: uncorrectintamed (with some modification…)

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Hawkman: *to Green Arrow* I’M GONNA EAT YOUR ASS!!!

Hawkman: Beat* your ass, sorry, auto-correct

Green Arrow: …Carter, this is a verbal conversation

Hawkman:

Source: @ponury-grajek (x)

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Jimmy: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl! Siobhan: Okay! Jimmy: And make out during the scary parts! Siobhan: Th Siobhan: The scary parts. Siobhan: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Zod: Bye lieutenant I’m going to go kill Kal-El and subjugate Earth

Ursa: Not dressed like that you aren’t

Zod: *changes into his Superman II Costume™* Better?

Ursa: Yas bitch slay

Source: Meme

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Jason: SON OF A-!

Jason: WHO SPENT $217…ON ANIMAL CROSSING?!

Bizarro: *surrounded by Animal Crossing merch*

Bizarro: *fearful* Oh no…

Source: either Vine or TikTok (…let’s just say “Internet”)

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Ocean Master: What do we want‽

Atlanna: A heartfelt ending to this vine!

Ocean Master: When do w-‽

Ocean Master:

Ocean Master: …Mother?

Atlanna: That’s right, I’m home.

Source: …Vine?

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Cass: *excited* Hey, did you guys know that there’s a knife that gets so hot it instantly turns your bread into toast when you cut it‽

Steph: Dude… Imagine stabbing somebody with that!

Tim: Well, if it was that hot, it would instantly cauterise the wound, so it wouldn’t be very effective…

Jason: It’s effective if you want information.

Cass:

Cass: …Wh-?

Cass: …Why would you be stabbing people, WHEN YOU COULD HAVE TOAST???

Source: Internet

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Selina: Miss Lane, I would like to genuinely and sincerely congratulate you on your husband’s ascension to DILFhood

Lois: Why thank you, Catwoman.

Source: littlesmartart (x)

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*the phone at the Queen household rings*

Oliver: *answers phone* Hello?

…

Oliver: Speaking…

…

Oliver: “Do I have a son”?

Roy: *enters* I have 30 frozen turkeys out on the lawn!

Oliver: *to the phone* No, sir. I do not

Source: Garfield

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Conner: *reading from phone* I heard 1 in 4 people are gay. That means at least one person in my friend group is gay.

Conner: I hope it’s Tim, because Tim is cute.

Source: Tumblr

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Cass: I don’t give two shits about Red Hood or his getting a redemption arc

Cass: But if it will make my father Bruce “didn’t deserve this” Wayne happy I will drag his twenty-whine year old ass back into the light myself

Source: urdnot on Tumblr (this is the only “physical” source I can find, sorry… :( )

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Steve Trevor: Don’t hurt me! I have a wife!

Veronica Cale: Is that supposed to make me feel sorry for you?

Steve: Oh, it wasn’t a plea. It was a warning.

Diana: *SMASHES THROUGH THE WALL*

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Jason: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Batfam:

Jason:

Cass: …Please, go back to bed.

Source: @radiantbbys (x)

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I got u chief

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Tim: Ra's al Ghul keeps trying to become my nemesis, and I'm just like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

Tim: No means no, dude.

Source: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

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Superman: Luthor, once again your ridiculously over-inflated ego blinds you to the truth!

Source: Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light