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Cruncher: Do dragons fart fire?

Sydney: I don't know.

Cruncher: I thought you went to university.

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Charles: Wanna see a trick?

Sydney: The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.

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Charles: What are you drinking?

Sydney: Gin.

Charles: Straight?

Sydney: No, bi.

Charles: Not you, the gin!

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Marquis: They hate us ‘cause they ain’t us.

Charles: No, they hate us because we IS us, and what we IS doing is fucking terrible.

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Charles (to Sydney): You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell. 

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Charles: If I had a nickel for every time my resemblance to Sydney Carton saved my life, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice. 

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Madame Defarge: You are playing with forces beyond your ken!

Miss Pross: Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie!

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Charles: Started talking to yourself too, Sydney?

Sydney: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of an intelligent conversation around here.

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Charles: How are you so calm?

Sydney: I feel nothing.

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Monsieur Defarge: So, Thérèse, how are you?

Madame Defarge: I can't help but be angry with God.

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Sydney: I expect nothing and I'm still let down.

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*Charles has hit his head*

Dr. Manette: If it's a concussion you have to keep him conscious. Ask him questions.

Mr. Lorry: What's seven times seven?

Charles: Uh...?

Dr. Manette: Stuff he knows!

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Sorry for the inactivity, I've had a lot to do these last few weeks. But the blog isn't dead yet! Charles survived being almost sentenced to death twice, and actually being sentenced to death once, so this blog can survive its admin getting into uni and realising she actually has to do work to keep up. New incorrect quotes are on the way!

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Lucie: I've had a pretty serious week, I could sure stand to do something stupid.

Charles: I'm something stupid. Do me!

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Sydney: I'm not interested in your personal life.

Charles: I know, because you don't have one.

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Sydney: I really find that I'm happier after changing from drinking coffee to orange juice in the mornings.

Dr. Manette: Yes, that's the vitamin C and natural sugars.

Sydney: Huh, really? And here I was thinking it was the vodka.

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Charles: You need to learn how to stand up for yourself!

Sydney: Do you know how easy it is for you to say that?

Charles: No, no. Nothing in English is easy for me to say.