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Bruce: What are you going to bring to the Christmas dinner?

Jason: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Harley: Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas.

Ivy: Mentally you’re ready for Christmas?

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Jason: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it! Bruce: Jason, no. Damian: Mistlefoe. Bruce: Don't encourage him!

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[Jason on the phone with Bruce] Jason: Turn around. Jason: No, the other way. Jason: Again, the other way. Jason: No, not there, one more time! Bruce: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU??? Jason: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.

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Jason: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it! Bruce: Jason, no. Damian: Mistlefoe. Bruce: Don't encourage him!

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Barbara, seductively takes off glasses:

Barbara: Wow...

Kara, blushes: Haha... what?

Barbara: You're really fucking blurry.

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Harley: Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas.

Ivy: Mentally you’re ready for Christmas?

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Tim: I'm thinking of doing a haunted house. Like, as a test of courage or something. Jason: What's wrong with the one you live in? Tim: Wh-What-? Jason: Goodnight, Timmy.

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Bruce: What are you going to bring to the Christmas dinner?

Jason: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Bruce: We're getting someone new in the group. Tim: Are we stealing them? Damian: New or used? Bruce: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Jason: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Tim: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Selina: Truth or dare? Bruce: Truth. Selina: How many hours have you slept this week? Bruce: Bruce: Dare. Selina: Go to sleep. Bruce: I don't like this game.

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Harley: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Ivy: These are handcuffs.

Harley: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Jason: Do you want the tea?

Barbara: For the last time, it is called a status report.

Jason: Do you want the tea or not?

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Selina: Can you turn on the lights?

Bruce: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.

Selina: Bruce, honey, I can't see.