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hey we have the same name!! (staying anonymous because that's my real name and I would rather not share it)

is it pronounced aira or eera?

the first one!! :DD 👁️rah

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marauders band au except its just silver springs and remus and sirius

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marauders squid game au

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i feel like james would be the type of person to listen to the katy perry lyric "do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again" and think "wow... actually, yes."

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james licks regulus

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james likes to like things! life's more fun that way, but he has this facial expression where his brows scrunch, nose crinkles and lips turn upwards when he detests something

this was his expression at the hogwarts feast because whERE ARE THE SPICES

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james potter and napkin doves on the every table

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regulus posting james on the unsent project

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AAAA NEW HEADCANONS

✨Weird Muggle Items the Marauders (+ Co) Would Absolutely Own for No Good Reason✨

James Potter • A remote-controlled mini drone that he calls “Snitch Jr.” • Owns a life-size cardboard cutout of David Beckham  – He calls it “Dad” as a bit. Nobody knows if he’s joking anymore

Remus Lupin • An alarm clock that gently simulates sunrise • Proud owner of a pet rock named Sedrick  – “Because it’s a sedimentary rock, obviously.”  (Peter: “That’s not even—” / Remus: “Shhh. He’s resting.”)

Sirius Black • Scented candles with names like “Emotional Reckoning”  – Doesn’t know what sandalwood is, but he needs it • A lava lamp he named Regulus  – Purely out of spite. (It glows green. He calls it “The Better Brother.”)

Peter Pettigrew • One of those jellyfish mood lamps — just… stares at it • A fridge magnet word poetry kit  – Writes terrible puns. Gets genuinely upset when no one reads them.

Lily Evans • Noise-canceling headphones that say “I Can’t Hear Mediocre Men” • Owns a tiny USB disco ball she plugs into literally anything electronic

Mary Macdonald • A flip phone she doesn’t use, but flips very dramatically  – No service. Still iconic. • A book that’s actually a hollow container for snacks

Marlene McKinnon • Owns a tennis racket purely to slap people with it • Has a plastic clapping monkey toy that she says is her Patronus

Regulus Black • Has an Etch A Sketch  • Secretly obsessed with mug warmers (a Slytherin trait, probably) • Also bought a lava lamp to spite Sirius, then got genuinely attached to it  – Its name is Cosmos. They don’t talk about it.

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when james was trying to woo regulus for the first time he would write him notes and pass them during classes or in the corridors or through other people

regulus has a box of them all

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sirius eats really slowly, he's mostly used to skipping meals since his parents refused to feed him sometimes so he's just not used to eating three meals a day?

remus just fucking unhinges his jaw and inhales everything in his path

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sirius black with a drawer full of makeup products

idt remus knows what half of them are for

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sirius’s pet names for remus: my love, darling, moony, moonshine, moonbeam, mooncake, moony mine, beloved, moonlight, moons, baby, pretty boy

remus’s pet name for sirius: bitch

(they love each other equally)

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james and harry name the ducks at the park and give them different types of bread

regulus wasnt aware, and accidentally fed bingus WHITE bread when he clearly likes WHOLEGRAIN

a tragedy

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james who sings. he picked up the habit when he started humming songs that came to his mind when doing meaningless chores and other tedious things

james who finds comfort in harmonies

james who drunkenly belts the bridges of queen songs

james who sings regulus to sleep when he cant

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i like to think that james LOVES milestones, first kiss? ANNIVERSARY first date? ANNIVERSARY first making up after an argument? ANNIVERSARY!! and one of the first gifts he ever got reg was a pandora bracelet to which he adds charms every occasion

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everytime regulus has a crush so bad he doesn’t know what to do, he writes a letter.

there were four in total, frank from camp, barty crouch jr (they ended up hooking up and deciding they were better off as friends), james potter, and remus lupin

sirius’ remus.

but now when the letters accidentally get sent and boy do things get messy from there

(the first to all the boys is peak chinema I will die on this hill)