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i decided to make up a story why Gabriel was mad about Felix & Adrien playing twins

(since this reached the 10 image limit - imma reblog the last panel in my sideblog~)

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Please Draw Ladybug pv Version Gender Bender Felix Agreste and Bridgette?

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Ace: Hey Dadan, can I go out to sea?

Dadan: What did Garp say?

Ace: He said no.

Dadan: So why are you asking me?

Ace: Because he’s not the boss of you.

Dadan, internally: It’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap.

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Gotta keep up with One Piece art,,,,

Have a very fancy Mohji!! My boy looks great in feather/fluffy boas tbh-

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From Cup Noodle - Hungry Days

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blessed

This goofy thing was inspired by the same Discord, but before the whole Luffy IS SPINEL went down :'D

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Miraculous Ladybug AU - “Please marry my son so my company doesn’t go bankrupt!”

The other working title was “I HATE THE POOR” AU ….

If you’ve not figured it out yet, this is a VERY silly AU idea but hey we all need a laugh right? Hopefully this will make some people chuckle.

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-          Hawkmoth is in the middle of an akuma battle, he thinks he’s about to win when Nathalie storms in, waving her IPad and shouting at him saying it’s an emergency.

Gabriel: Did Adrien get into the basement?

Nathalie: No …

Gabriel: Did he get into an accident?

Nathalie: No …

Gabriel: Did he get a girl into trouble?

Nathalie: HEAVEN’S NO!

Gabriel: Then it’s not an emergency!

-          As he turns away, Nathalie shoves the IPad into his face, pointing out it’s his current sales figures and his stock levels. They’re low, DANGEROUSLY low, like close to going bankrupt low!

-          She points out that he’s been spending so much time as Hawkmoth, he’s been ignoring his company, hasn’t debuted a new line or hell made a new outfit in so long that sales have dropped to the point he could be penny-less.

Gabriel: BUT I HATE THE POOR!

Nathalie: Yes …. Yes Gabriel I know …

-          He’s so distracted by this news that he then screams when he overhears Ladybug going “Bye, bye little butterfly”.

-          As he sighs in defeat, Gabriel de-transforms and looks over the IPad, his expression getting more and more worried by the minute.

Gabriel: Nathalie I have it! I’ll design a dress for the President of France’s wife! The media coverage alone will be enough to save my company!

Nathalie: Excellent idea sir!

Gabriel: Quick call President Nicholas Sarkozy immediately!

Nathalie: …. Um sir?

Gabriel: He has a new wife if I remember correctly …

Nathalie: Sir ….. Gabriel …. When was the last time you checked any form of news media?

-          So, after a rather large info dump on current politics, Gabriel begins his scheming but most of the time Nathalie shoots his plans down.

Nathalie: No sir, we can’t sell Adrien’s used clothes on Ebay …

Gabriel: But we’d make a fortune if we told his fans he used to wear them! I’ve seen grown men pay for used underwear out of vending machines in Japan!

Nathalie: Sir …. Just …. No …. Just no.

-          Nathalie suggests a giant PR marketing stunt, made a big song and dance so to speak about him mentoring a ‘protégé’ and that’s when Gabriel remembers how impressed Audrey was with Marinette, even offering her a job under her in New York.

-          He legit drives up to the bakery, and asks to speak to her and her parents about a job offering. He goes on about how talented she is and how he imagines Marinette could ‘set the fashion world on fire’ in an instant.

-          He then offers Tom and Sabine over a million euros in exchange for trying to convince their daughter to say yes.

Tom: This seems wrong …

Gabriel: Can you really put a price on your daughter’s future?

Tom: YOU JUST DID!

-          The next day Marinette tells Alya but Chloe over hears, she mentioned it to her mother, who is still angry over how Gabriel was treating her in Style Queen. So, in retaliation she goes over to the bakery and also makes another offer for Marinette to work exclusively for her.

-          The whole thing becomes a giant bidding war over Marinette, with offers.

Audrey: My New York penthouse can be yours!

Gabriel: I’ll have the best production company in the country make a commercial for your parent’s bakery!

-          …. Both of them are standing on top of their limos, shouting these offers via megaphones outside the bakery ….

-          Marinette angry, tells the pair she’ll let them both know in a week.

-          One week later … the pair storm into the classroom. Adrien is excited thinking his father has come to visit him on careers day, he hasn’t.

Adrien: Father you actually came for the career’s day event!

Gabriel: The what? Not now Adrien, where’s that girl who looks a bit like Ladybug? AH yes Marinette … (walks pass Adrien and ignores him).

-          Gabriel has one last offer left for Marinette … “YOU CAN HAVE ADRIEN!”

Mari: What?

Adrien: Huh?

Gabriel: You think she’s pretty don’t you son? I know for a fact she wants to get your pants off! Come on, don’t disappoint your father and ask her to marry you before we’re broke!

-          Marinette is speechless, she’s about to say something when Lila interjects.

Lila: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! YOU PROMISED ME ADRIEN!

Gabriel: No, I didn’t …

Marinette: (folds arms) New condition, I want her fired and black listed from the company AND never allowed to model for you EVER AGAIN!

Lila: You … spiteful … cow!

Gabriel: Agreed … LILA YOU’RE FIRED!

-          Now keep in mind, it’s careers day …. And the other parents are there ….. and one of them is a social worker …. Just saying ….. Tom immediately comforts the upset Adrien.

Adrien: (sighs heavily) …. O look … Father is offering to sell me … it must be Tuesday …

Tom: O Adrien my poor boy …. come here (hugs him).

Adrien: …. Can’t remember the last time my father hug me lik-Wait no; it was after I got turned into a statue by Style Queen …

-          Marinette then spots Adrien looking sad, no not sad miserable, she sighs heavily, turns to Gabriel and says;

Marinette: Mister Agreste, as much as it would be a dream come true … I can’t force Adrien to marry me, he doesn’t love me …

Adrien: Wait … Dream come true? But Marinette, aren’t you dating Luka?

Marinette: (goes wide eyed in shock) …. No, I’m not … what gave you that idea!?!

Adrien: Well he had his hands all over you when we all went ice skating that one time.

Tom: (furious) WHAT!?!

Marinette: Wait, papa it’s not like that, all Luka did was pick me up and-I’m making it sound even worse than it is ….

Adrien: Also, Kagami called Luka your boyfriend and you never said he wasn’t ….

Marinette: (giggles) Luka is just a friend …. (realises what she said and stop laughing) O ….

-          Audrey cries foul, offers Chloe’s hand in marriage despite Chloe going “WTF MOM!?!” and then the class and parents argue, Nino quickly takes Adrien to one side and whispers something to him. Flat out explains EVERYTHING because Nino legit thinks this is his bud’s one and only chance at happiness!

Adrien: But … Ladybug …

Nino: (Angry) FORGET %$£*ING LADYBUG AND %$£&ING MARRY MARINETTE! HELL, YOU COULD CONVINCE YOUR DAD TO LET YOU MOVE INTO THE %^$£ING BAKERY!

Adrien: …. Nino are you OK?

Nino: (sighs heavily) Alya will legit murder me if this goes south …

-          Within seconds Adrien stands on a table and says,

Adrien: What if ‘I’ want to marry you Marinette? Would that be OK?

Marinette: (stunned and speechless) I …. I ….. Guess so ….

Adrien: I’ll only agree to it if I can only model for Marinette only AND move into the bakery!

Gabriel: YES! ANYTHING! JUST ASK HER!

Tom: Excuse me but I’ve not agreed to any of this! Adrien: Ok. Marinette will you marr-

Marinette jumps at him and knocks him to the ground kissing him and screaming ‘YES! YES! YES! YES!’.

Gabriel: Finally, now my company ca-Wait what did I just agree too?

-          A few weeks pass and after one investigation by social services that Gabriel didn’t bribe, no he totally didn’t, honest, things seem to calm down …. Well sort ….

Gabriel: WHY ISN’T ADRIEN DOING A PHOTOSHOOT!?!

Nathalie: As per the contract you agreed too, Adrien gets the weekends off to spend time with his future wife and in laws as they show him how to bake bread, cakes, cookies and whatever else he wants to learn.

Gabriel: How can this get any worse?

Nathalie: Also Miss Dupai-Sorry I mean the new future Mrs Agreste is organizing a charity event in your main dining hall for this Saturday and insists you must be present!

Gabriel: THIS IS MY MANSION!

Nathalie: Again, as per the contract on page 94 …

Gabriel just screams into his hands before storming into Adrien’s bedroom.

Gabriel: ADRIEN! I’m terminating his contrac-Wait … Nathalie where is he?

Nathalie: Again, as  I stated earlier and per the contract you signed, Adrien’s new permanent residents is at the Dupain-Cheng bakery where as it states in this paragraph on page 89, 'Adrien can enjoy a non-stressful sleep in the loving arms of a real caring family.’

Gabriel storms off again but stops.

Gabriel: Why are their hamsters in the conservatory?

Nathalie: (licks finger and turns pages in contract) As per page 72, pet hamsters are part of the package.

Gabriel: Next you’ll be telling me the spare bedroom is becoming a baby nursery!

Nathalie: (looks away) ….

Gabriel: … Nathalie?

Nathalie: (flicks pages) As per page 45, in the event of a pregnancy, the new future Mrs Agreste has full rights to re-model and re-decorate any room in the mansion to be the babies play room and or bedroom.

Gabriel screams loudly in anger.

Gabriel: SO, WHERE IS HE?

Nathalie: (checks schedule) Well …

 -          We see Adrien and Marinette ice skating alongside their class. Luka and Kagami are there looking on as Adrien and Marinette looked overjoyed together.

Luka: I’m glad for Marinette finally getting Adrien but ….

Kagami: You’re heartbroken too?

Luka: That and ….. Well is this even frigging legal?

Kagami: (looks over) I don’t think they care ….

Brief silence …

Kagami: Can you teach me how to play guitar?

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the bizarrest adventure of all: jotaro’s love life 

read my nameless jojo mom fanfiction I spent too long on 

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please watch twelve forever it’s gay

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preach👏

Oda: the villain of Sanji’s past is a father who only valued his children for their fighting ability which is why he despised Sanji, who preferred cooking & kindness to violence

Oda: Sanji saving the day, and particularly the Vinsmokes, through his kind heart and cooking skills actively spits in the face of Judge’s belief that Sanji was worthless and provides emotional closure for Sanji moving forward in the series

Dumb Fans: lol what year of Sanji he didn’t even have a cool fight Whole Cake Island sucked

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important discussion

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Traffic trio

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Chopper: We think you have PTSD.

Sanji: Yeah, I know. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick.

Nami: We also need to talk about your use of humour as a coping mechanism.

Sanji: I don’t think you understand how funny what I just said was.

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In which felix fails his certification exam for 4 free days straight and brushes it all off after passing by saying it was no big deal. this guy…

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And here we see the rare Jealous Butt Witch in her natural habitat

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What if... Peter changes his mind and come back during that right moment?