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Ok but Din "what's the force " Djarin dating the litterally protagonist of the Star Wars franchise Is giving me life rn.

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On a random tuesdays Clint mentios that he was born in the '90s and Bucky and Nat realize they have 70 oddly years on him. They would have been playing in the fall of Yugislavia and Clint would have been crawling. Due to comic timeline always slinding this will be getting extremally funnier every year.

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Steve was graced by the fact that Howard had Tony really old,so it only feels like he skipped a generation, wait until Wanda or Sam say that their grandfather was like 7 during WW2.

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i dont control when clint barton possesses me and causes me to post 15 times on my tumblr blog about him, he just does it

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Tywin Lannister and Aerys Targaryen had the most obviously something that endend in the most nasty break up/crash out in all mankind history but the fandom isn't ready for that subjet yet.

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No, YOU want to f*ck that man, I need to vent about my lesbodramma with him while he talks about his toxic past love until we both pass out wine drunk.

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I unironically think Lestat would fw Taylor Swift.

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Man watching Thunderbolts without having found "yours" yet is a whole other level of hurt.

I see so many people being healed and honestly I'm just,still in the void I guess

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Read so many comics "Batman" just became "Bruce"(derogatory)

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I wanted Gotham War to end with all the other Wayne relatives around the world pulling up to Gotham like "Bruce Thomas Harold Wayne, what the fuck happened to the family house?"

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The thing that people (both in real life and actual characters from the comics) don't really get about Winterhawk is that Bucky is a sweet guy who actually won't hurt a fly and just wants to live a normal life with his cat while Clint is an adrenaline junkie who is one (1) second away from going into a murder spree.

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Canon Event: Today at work as soon as I started thinking of Alicent Hightower they started playing Good Luck,Babe.

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Everyone moved on but I'm still here

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Hot Take but they should have retconned Rouge as Mystique and Destiny biological child and not Kurt.

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Eldest daughter means that if I ate early on my own and left the food in the bowl and then my brother came and finishied it for everybody else it's still my fault for not putting the dishes out

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Silly little HC that right after the circus and before meeting Natasha Clint did a couple of jobs with the League of Thieves tò get money and actually kinda "worked" with both Remy and Felicia, but he used a fake ID and wore a mask all the time so they don't know and he's never going to bring it out ever.

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I amit that the X-men are lowkey pissing me off right now. Why Is nobody rescueing the mutants from the prison? Utopia!Scott would have already burned it down. That why I kinda prefer DC heroes, they wouldn't let it slide.