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Little notice

I LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN PEOPLE REBLOG OR COMMENT OR WHATEVER, KEEP DOING IT!!!!!!

It's so fun to read the little conversations or just to have extra thoughts on my posts

Shoutout to everyone who has commented or reblogged, most likely you are in a folder that says "Favorite Tumblr replies<3"

[justaweasel]

Thinking about MC getting pulled into the Devildom again (not angst I swear)

Just functional adult MC, thinking that time goes slower in the Devildom when, it doesn't.

" *Looking out a window* Hm.."

"What're you thinking about, MC?"

"I wonder what time it is in the human world... I never really thought about it, actually. How does time work here? Does time go slower.. or..?"

"The days you have spend here would be the same as up there."

You just kind of freeze. Like.. what? You have bills to pay. You have a life, a family, or at the very least a dog or some plants to look after. What the heck? No one told you? What about your job???

Depending on what kind of person you are, you'd either freak out (I would too), or just be chill and tell Diavolo.

After a freak out session, I'd RUN to that castle. Does anyone know I went missing? What about my job? Did you send an email at the very least??

Diavolo just kind of deer-in-the-headlights you and Barbatos slowly turns to him.

This is what I like about Obey Me, some stuff, like the MC's background is left to interpretation for different people, and some stuff just makes killer fanfic ideas. So happy times there.

(But fuck Solomare. ;P)

[justaweasel]

AGREEEE!!! It doesn't make sense at all to me how they'd twist Michael into some abusive rapist.

It almost reminds me of the Mammon situation where many people made the other brothers out to be worse people to make Mammon seem like more of a victim. It was just weird.

You may project however you'd like (I've done it before many times on here), but do NOT distort another character so much so that there is nothing recognizable about them to do so (or just to add more trauma to a character that already has a LOT, Poor Lucifer 😭).

#JusticeForMichael

i will never understand the fandom‘s obsession to make Michael an unreasonable, deadbeat and violent angel, who can‘t even wrap his head around the idea of consent EVEN THO IT’S CANON THAT HE‘S NOT FOND OF ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AND EVEN SIMEON STILL CALLS HIM A GOOD ANGEL

i don‘t think Simeon would lie to us about his perception of Michael, considering Raphael even insulted Mike without consequences following up.

Nor do i think Raphael would stay with an absolute piss–stain of an angel during the celestial war because he didn’t want him to be alone.

Michael IS very questionable and has very petty motives as well as having committed to identity theft to see the brothers, but you can still see the reasoning behind his actions and dig into his character. Villainous Michael is a baller idea, it’s brilliant even, but there needs to be a level of sticking to what the game gives us about him.

it’s so weird and infuriating, it doesn’t make sense.

[justaweasel]

Thinking about broken up DiaLuci except I project again

Diavolo used to have so many saved photos of Lucifer, their conversations, candid shots, the like

He had them saved on his phone and even some on his own personal laptop

When they had broken up, he couldn't really bring himself to delete the photos, it would be like deleting the memory, and he wouldn't want to forget Lucifer, no

It's not like their relationship ended badly, life just got in the way

And so, even years later, when the nights are coldest and the other side of his bed are empty

He looks through the photos, thinking about what once was, what could've been

He shakes and cries as silently as possible, he wouldn't want to worry Barbatos over something so trivial anyway

Scrolling through the photos he still can't bring himself to delete

He looks back on himself, things were so happy back then, he was so happy back then

Of course, the breakup was for the best, but that doesn't mean he can't miss those touches

Those private moments of peace between them

The kisses and the cuddles

Nights where the only thing he could look forward to was Lucifer in his bed

During weeks where the only think keeping him feathered was the thought of Lucifer waiting for him

The "I love you more" fights

All gone.

All because life had gotten in the way.

Why would it be so? Was he just destined for loneliness? Would the cold embrace of the solitude always creep it's way into his bed, instead of that love he yearned and craved?

Maybe it was meant to be. Maybe life would always get in the way in the end.

He eventually falls asleep, tears staining his otherwise perfect features. No one would think such a being would harbor half the sadness he carries daily. Maybe that was for the best.

[justaweasel]

Thinking about broken up DiaLuci

As in, they used to date and are now broken up, which is angsty within itself, but imagine the aftermath?

It's been a few years, both men still think about each other but don't let it impede their work in any way

Diavolo is in the council room, trying to get stuff done while Lucifer enters, stack of papers in hand

"This is for you." Diavolo looks up and thanks Lucifer, but his eyes catch the way the other demon moves. Sluggish. And.. are those bags under his eyes?

"Have you been overworking yourself again? Come on, Lucifer.. do I need to lessen your workload for a few days? You could use the break, I'm sure. Go home and get some rest, okay?"

Those words confuse Lucifer. How could Diavolo possibly care for him still? How can he still notice.. or care to notice his appearance? He looks at the man in disbelief and upon looking into those eyes.. the dam breaks.

"How could you possibly say those words? How could you care for me, still? I broke your heart. You shouldn't.. you shouldn't be worried for me. Not after what I did."

Diavolo looks taken aback. Lucifer thinks that maybe he went too far out of line. Diavolo stands and Lucifer braces himself for the barrage of anger and emotion that might escape his lord's mouth.

After a few seconds, nothing happens. Lucifer looks back, blood meeting honey. Those eyes. They still shine with the same love, with the same tender gaze that had been directed to him years ago. Diavolo simply smiles, that same damn smile that made Lucifer fall in love.

"Just because you hurt me, doesn't mean I'd hurt you back. Despite my own feelings, I know yours came from a place of pain too. Even if our relationship ended unpleasantly, that doesn't stop me from remembering the good times. Where I held you in my embrace, where you comforted me, where you were there when I needed you.. So, now, I'm going to be there for you. Even if we're broken up. Even if you hate me. Because I'd never hate you."

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[justaweasel]

Little tiny thing in my head (I'm sorry if it's stupid)

MC: How do you pronounce his name? Simon?

Solomon: It's Sim-e-on.

MC: That's BS!

Solomon: Well, What're you going to do, change his name?

MC: Yeah!

Solomon: ...

MC: You know what? I'm changing everyone's names! Starting with you.

Solomon: Huh-?

MC: All the o's in your name are now a's!

MC: Salaman..

Solomon: Why are you like this?

MC: I think you know why.

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OH DONT WORRY, IVVEEE THOUGHT OF THE ANGST TOO, AND DONT WORRY, DONT YOU WORRY

I always imagine MC getting summoned into the Devildom in different ways at the start of the game, but this one has STUCK so I'm screaming into the void to get it out of my personal void

You had just finished with your little project. For some reason, you had wanted to create a piñata. It was a fun little project and after you could destroy your creation in a plethora of ways. It'd be almost therapeutic.

As you got up to wash your hands of the weird flour (can be too glue btw) , water mixture. For the split second that you blinked, you had blipped into an entirely different room. You looked around, obviously confused. There were a few men there, in a weird court-like room. You wanted to rub your eyes to make sure what you were seeing was really true, but refrained from doing so due to.. the state of your hands.

Wait.

Your hands...

You looked down and then up again, down, up, down, up. You saw the look on their faces. Some confused, some flustered, some amused, and others completely indifferent. In a rush you had tried to explain yourself.

"This is papier-mâché, this is papier-mâché, this is papermache, thisispapermache, thisipapermache!" Your words sort of blended together as you frantically tried to justify the.. that on your hands. The man on the highest chair, the red-headed one, chuckled and raised his hand to silence you.

There's probably more that'll pop into my head, but that's all for now :3

(Just imagine Asmo ribbing you later when you make a pact.

"Was that reeeeaaallly papier-mâché?"

"Shut up.")

[justaweasel]

Chair spinning!!!! (With Diavolo)

Diavolo: *looking all serious, holding his head with a hand, elbow resting on desk*

Barbatos: *Seriously worried* My lord, did something happen?

Diavolo: *Looks up* ..I spun too fast on my chair..

Barbatos: ...

(aka my boy Diavolo being silly)

[justaweasel]

I always imagine MC getting summoned into the Devildom in different ways at the start of the game, but this one has STUCK so I'm screaming into the void to get it out of my personal void

You had just finished with your little project. For some reason, you had wanted to create a piñata. It was a fun little project and after you could destroy your creation in a plethora of ways. It'd be almost therapeutic.

As you got up to wash your hands of the weird flour (can be too glue btw) , water mixture. For the split second that you blinked, you had blipped into an entirely different room. You looked around, obviously confused. There were a few men there, in a weird court-like room. You wanted to rub your eyes to make sure what you were seeing was really true, but refrained from doing so due to.. the state of your hands.

Wait.

Your hands...

You looked down and then up again, down, up, down, up. You saw the look on their faces. Some confused, some flustered, some amused, and others completely indifferent. In a rush you had tried to explain yourself.

"This is papier-mâché, this is papier-mâché, this is papermache, thisispapermache, thisipapermache!" Your words sort of blended together as you frantically tried to justify the.. that on your hands. The man on the highest chair, the red-headed one, chuckled and raised his hand to silence you.

There's probably more that'll pop into my head, but that's all for now :3

(Just imagine Asmo ribbing you later when you make a pact.

"Was that reeeeaaallly papier-mâché?"

"Shut up.")

[justaweasel]

So, Solomon is my DND character (see profile) and I love him so much and try my best to keep his lore in tact with my DM's plans andddd this was like the most Solomon thing and I have to share with everyone

Solomon has made little pals with the rest of the party, he knows not to get too close with his friends, though

He's lived and lost many a times by now. However, he doesn't seem to learn his lesson. Humans always yearn for some sort of affection, platonic or romantic. Slowly, he and the party get closer, at first it was just for fun, doing whatever he wanted, and thwarting whatever threats to humanity they came across. But.. then.

Something changed.

He celebrated victories, sees that little light in their eyes shine as they do this or that for the first time. How something originally was meant for his own gain, turned into something more. He started to get close. Too close for fate to like. Soon, they had defeated a big boss together, they celebrated. They went to a restaurant.

That's when the differences started to bubble to the surface.

Everyone was having fun, telling each other about themselves. Until that accursed question came up.

"Hey, Solomon? We don't get to hear much about you. Mind to tell us?"

His smile faltered, even for a moment. He thought of all the redirections he could do, how he could change the subject to something or the other.. but. His stupid human brain yearned to share himself, yearned to show his weakness and hope to god they wouldn't tear him down or outcast him as so many have done. So, he decided to show just that bit of vulnerability that they had earned. Things didn't go in his favor, though. They had laughed. Questioned in that way where you could tell they didn't see him as they did before. It was clear they wouldn't understand.. and simply wouldn't make the effort to.

It's better to be alone, where you could understand and comfort yourself. A lesson he had been aquatinted with all too much. Why be with people who couldn't make that least bit of effort anyway?

They'd called it a hissy fit, too. That's what had broke him. They're different. Mortal. As much as his kitsune friend cusps the brink of immortality, she will never get there. She will never be like him. Cursed by time to see all of those that he cares about die.

Of course she'd understand the feeling, but you can't truly know how others feel until you're in their shoes. She'd never get there, no one would. He's glad for that, of course. No one should feel how he's had, but it's difficult to not be able to truly confide in anyone. Try as someone might, they'd never understand.

Solomon turned to the only true constant in his life. Demons. His pacts. But most of all, Barbatos. He didn't care if the demon insulted him, he just needed someone there. He didn't care what taunting remarks were thrown in his face. He didn't care if it hurt him at all. He just.. needed to be with someone who understood.

Anyway, that was Atlas and you're sad now

(Also you can't say anything cause it's my birthday)

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Obey me but I am actively crying as I write this (not anymore I'm okay)

Satan has a type of inferiority complex. It's mostly because he's technically the youngest. But he sees everything this siblings have done and compares himself constantly. Especially to Lucifer.

One time the brothers played a little game for funsies, maybe like one of those stupid little games of hide and seek.

Satan was it and had found everyone relatively quickly, however, Lucifer was left.

He had honestly given it his best to find his brother, and imagined Lucifer's voice taunting him as he tried so hard. He looked everywhere. The more he looked, the more his insecurity surged. He thought more and more of his smug older brother's face as he looked.

Eventually, he broke down. He stomped and furniture was hurled to the floor. Doors slammed and windows shattered.

Lucifer came out of hiding of course but seeing his face only made Satan angrier.

Of course he couldn't find him on his own. Lucifer had to come out just so he could find him. How pathetic.

He almost slammed the door off of its hinges. The sound echoing through the trashed house.

That night wasn't a restful one for Satan. The thoughts swirled through his head. How pathetic he was, how right now he wallowed in his loathing of himself. No matter what he'd do or accomplish, he'd be a second-rate Lucifer.

Whatever he achieved was short in comparison to what Lucifer had done. Whatever he bragged about Lucifer seemed to one-up him without trying. Nothing mattered because it was all, Lucifer, Lucifer, Lucifer. What he created was just an extension of Lucifer's accomplishments.

They all treated him like a kid, like lesser, but he's just as important and knowledgeable as them. Can't they see that for what it is? Isn't he important too? Isn't he someone with thoughts, feelings and emotions separate to Lucifer?

Never. He would never have that. He does his best to hide it. But it always tears it's way through the mental prison he's made for it. Locked up in what no one else would see. His thoughts blocked by a thick wall of fog.

The next morning they called it a hissy fit.

Was that all it boiled down to for them?? His feelings of shame and inner hatred of himself boiled down to a mere hissy fit? Was that truly how they saw him? How they saw his feelings? As if that whirlpool of feelings didn't suck him into their depths? As if he didn't feel the weight of his life and the circumstances of existence crush down on him until he was a screaming mess with no other way to deal with his emotions other than to make noise? Was that all he amounted to in their heads?

Let's just say Satan didn't come out of his room that night. Or the night after.

[justaweasel]

Obey me headcanons but a crossover with MLP????

(Also to make up for the angst I posted a few days ago)

I've been rewatching, again, and I feel like there are some things I didn't cover for some reason, but whatever

There are like many species across equestria and Lord Diavolo would love meeting all of them, just so see how they rule and such

In a certain episode, ember (leader of dragons) and thorax (new leader of changelings) talk about the issues they have with ruling, can you imagine how much Dia would've loved to give them both advice and just air out his issues too? I just love that thought

Mammon being all ballsy and fucking around with dragons only to be bullied by the equivalent of a dragon teenager is something I CANT get out of my head

Beel bonding with the changelings cause they're bug brothers<33

In an episode, the main six ruin the "grand galloping gala", which is a really big thing, and they're like "well I hope princess Celestia isn't mad at us" and Princess Celestia comes and is like "That was the best thing ever!!!" And they're like, "That gala was horrible though" and she's like "Oh Twilight, the gala is horrible every year!! I invited you guys because I thought you could spice things up, and you did!" And if that doesn't give off Diavolo energy, I don't know what does

I've also seen people ponifying the characters, AND I LOVE THAT??

Here's my take on what type of pony everyone would be (just what screams out to me)

Lord Diavolo would be an alicorn a thousand percent, hair wavy-ness and all

Barbatos is a unicorn, specifically with a curved horn and the tail with the tuft of fur at the end (no idea what it's called)

Lucifer would be an alicorn too but he'd have a broken horn (kinda like Tempest from the movie), but he'd use a prosthetic to make it look normal and it basically is at this point, but if you want to save the alicorn thing, he'd be a unicorn that can make a set of wings for himself

Mammon is a pegasus (maybe a batpony, maybe a griffon but that's pushing it), definitely hides in the clouds when Lucifer is chasing him and likes to make it rain on his non Pegasus brothers

Levi is a unicorn that can transform into a merpony, he's his own Henry 2.0

Satan is a unicorn as well but often times his horn is charred at the end because he overuses his magic in anger, also has the tail tuft type of tail (or a kirin if we're crossing species)

Asmo is another unicorn, his horn is curved (something he is a bit insecure about), his hooves, snout, and horn all fade to like a light shade of pink (perhaaaps a changeling cause, idk, that's cool)

Beel is an earthpony, he's like BUFF, Big Macintosh typa buff, the day he learns to buck tress for fruit is the day there will be absolutely no more fruit, he also has a white underbelly that comes all the way to his snout

Belphie is an earthpony, and has the same white underbelly Beel has, is also the tail tufty typa guy

Solomon definitely is a unicorn, during big spells his hair does the Flowy thing too, his horn is curved and is white tipped, as well as his hooves

Simeon is a Pegasus, he's not the strongest flier though, he also does the wing hug thing with Luke

Luke is also a Pegasus and can't fly all too well, kinda like Scootalo but he can get himself off the ground for an extended period of time

Raphael is an unicorn, but he might as well be a Pegasus with how much he uses the magic wing spell

Mephisto is a unicorn with that curved horn, his hooves fade to black because he's cool like that

Thirteen is an earthpony , this, in no way, impedes her from making big complex traps

Satan would stab other people with his horn, full on head butting people for fun, it was all fun and games until he head butted Lucifer and Lucifer couldn't fly straight for a bit (he's sorry not sorry)

Diavolo also has more of an earthpony physique while Barbatos and Lucifer have the princess body type, not fully Celestia but Luna/Cadence

Beel has often been compared to a Parasprite because of their endless appetites

(Relating to the one above) Satan once accidentally shot a spell at Beel, and Beel coughed up a tiny version of himself, all the brothers proceeded to have a panic attack

Anyway, that's it!!!!

[justaweasel]

A thought I had while researching flowers

Mephisto always sends Diavolo flowers, maybe on his birthday, maybe on Valentine's Day, just whenever he can, he does

Diavolo always appreciates the gesture, thinking it rude not to send flowers back

So, while Mephisto sends Diavolo red carnations, roses, purple irises, things like that

Diavolo sends yellow or sometimes striped carnations, sunflowers, yellow roses (whether he knows what he's doing, is up to you)

And sometimes Mephisto waits for the day that he'll get the red ones, the ones that match his friend's hair, the ones that he'll always send but never get back.

He keeps them still, but it doesn't hurt any less when he sees the bouquet of yellow flowers, he even thinks they're taunting him sometimes. He'll take them to a special vase, take care of them, and when they're about to wilt, he presses them, just to keep.

One day, when he was about to give Diavolo his flowers, he saw the prince handing a bouquet to Lucifer. They matched the fallen angel's eyes perfectly, a deep red. Lucifer looked up at the prince, leaned in.. and he didn't wait to see what was next.

Diavolo's bouquet was left forgotten on his nightstand, a crying demon with them. Maybe his tears would cultivate the perfect flowers for the prince. Maybe next year.

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THEY SUCKED THE SOUL OUT OF MY BOY

Might as well post without the word bubbles~

[justaweasel]

SO REAL

Look, I've really only gotten genuine big brother hugs a couple times but it's the best feeling ever

Being sad, horribly down and then, someone coming who is usually emotionally unavailable or teases you bordering on actual bullying, they just come and give you the best hug of your life.

Rubbing your back and giving you the silence you need to process emotions. The strength and that silent vow to always protect your younger sibling, even if it seems like you hate eachother and don't take eachother seriously, you still care, and that is what counts

You have that bond that only siblings share and I honestly haven't related to a post this much

Lucifer is definitely the best hugger out of all the characters in Obey me.

Yes Diavolo and Beel can give you bear hugs.

Yes Asmo and Simeon can make it feel like you’re no where else except in their arms.

But Lucifer has the big brother charm, the care giver charm if you will to his hugs. It make his hugs feel like nothing can harm you, that no matter where you are, what you’re feeling, you feel safe. You can’t help that you start to relax in them.

Mammon won’t hesitate when he’s sad or feeling depressed to find him and just want a hug from him. Sure some banter between the two but Mammon will be getting that hug.

Lucifer’s hugs might be few and far between but only he knows secretly that all of his brothers, yes even Satan sometimes, find themselves comfortably in his arms at one point or another.

There’s no beating the care giver security hug.

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Obey me characters but I'm projecting AGAIN

Satan, on baaad days, is hyper aware of himself. Like if he sits somewhere for five minutes, he'll feel his butt get really itchy. This, obviously, has caused some problems, so sometimes the brothers will see Satan angrily pacing and reading. Asmo has tried to curb the problem by buying Satan special underwear, but nothing works.

"Satan, why are you pacing like that? Why don't you sit down?"

"I want to!"

"And why aren't you?"

"Because my butt will get itchy again, you don't understand"

The brothers understand more than they used to, but it's still weird to see Satan angrily pacing because his ass got too itchy for him to sit.

Despite being a demon, Belphie gets really paranoid if he's in a dark space alone. Like really paranoid, due to his sleeping habits this doesn't get to him often but on the chance that it does, it's bad. Like him full on seeing things and thinking things are after him. One time this got so bad he called Beel to come get him. Beel, and on occasion Lucifer, make rounds to make sure Belphie is in a bed or in the vicinity of someone else so his paranoia doesn't get bad. (His time in the attic was bad because of this, Lucifer tried to visit as much as possible, but still was very little.)

Asmo and Satan will have little pillow fights to get their rage out. It's mostly Satan attacking and clawing pillows Asmo needs to toss out. Mammon and Levi have been seen to join too but are put off by Satan's absolute destruction of a pillow. Sometimes Asmo will laugh so hard his arms get weak and he'll let go of a pillow (someone please tell me if that happens to them too), giving Satan the perfect time to attack.

Lucifer has the bad habit of forgetting cups everywhere. If Lucifer has been somewhere, most likely there's a cup left there. His brothers egg on him for this and he always gets a little embarrassed. (This one is based off of my sister ;P she always denies doing it though)

Mammon has stored money in plushies before so if MC hugs a plushie and it makes a crunchy noise he'll be like "There it is!" And he'll reward you for finding it by spending all the money found inside on you.

Mammon, Diavolo, and strangely Beel are hellishly good at Monopoly. Barbatos gets far with his luck and Satan's drive to win against Lucifer also gets him far. Mammon always tries to get the railroads while Diavolo aims for the ones people land on the most and bulks it up. One time Diavolo and Mammon had set up a death trap with the light blue and pink spaces since Diavolo had bought both color spaces and Mammon had all railroads, so even if you missed Diavolo's spaces, there was still the chance you'd have to pay 200 anyway.

Solomon will also make deals constantly that will either put him or the other person in massive debt later down the line. Most of the times Mammon has lost has been due to Solomon fucking him up.

Asmo is really into bracelet making. Shmiles

Levi has a track record of losing his earbuds so that's why he always wears his headphones.

Wowoowowowoowow okay bye

[justaweasel]

Headcanons but I recently just watched My Little Pony

Mephistopheles a THOUSAND percent watches this show. His brother was like "hey! Look! It's the horses from the stables", and Mephisto has been hooked ever since. It's his secret shame.

Star Swirl and Twilight are like Solomon and MC. Like old mentor guy, is powerful, and thinks the power of friendship is Bs. And then young apprentice, who's going to surpass mentor sooner or later.

Not related to obey me at ALL but I had to get it out there, during the time Celestia had banished Luna, when he rose/set the moon, she always "talked" to Luna. Saying stuff like, "See you tonight" or "You make the prettiest moonrises, sister."

Back on Obey Me, if Diavolo ever met Princess Celestia, they'd be so chill, just talking about their kingdoms and the different ways they govern. Also about crippling loneliness and how it's hard to be a ruler and the sacrifices that come with it. Both of them are so excitable and on an off day, they would take each other ziplining and the barrel waterfall thing. (Barbatos and Luna cringe at this behavior, for different reasons, as they get excited over mailing letters)

Asmo and Rarity would get along so well. Both of them being generous and, even though a bit dramatic, still meaning well. Both of them having that energy of, "if you don't shine on the inside, then you can't shine on the outside, darling!"

Twilight and MC would bond over being tossed into a new stage in their life so well. Like, "She just kind of.. made me an alicorn.. I didn't even know what happened" "Same! But I was tossed into a world of demons and after a bit realized I was possibly one of the most powerful people in the three realms so.." (*Looks over at Celestia and Diavolo*)

Mammon and Rainbow Dash would hold races to see who's faster (Though, mammon is upset he can't sonic rain boom)

Beel and AppleJack would totally get along, they're both strong and dedicate themselves to family. If Beel ever went applebucking, he'd do his best to not eat all the apples. AppleJack gets a little upset about it but doesn't hold it against him too much.

The angels and Fluttershy would all go to her cottage and have a nice conversation. She'd show them her animal sanctuary and Luke would go nuts. Simeon would also be interested in her ability to talk to animals. Raphael would just be happy about the silence at the cottage.

Satan, Solomon and Twilight are all nerds. Starlight showed Solomon the speed spell she used to organize her books and Solomon has been trying to learn. Twilight and Satan prefer to organize their books the non magic way though (That's why Satan's room is a mess), it's more personal to them.

Luke and Pinkie having a bake off with Raindow Dash and Mammon being the judges. (Poor Luke made a pie and learned the hard way RD doesn't like pies, poor baby)