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i am convinced that the blue lock guys would try and do the "how many fingers am i holding up lol ✌️" thing with yukimiya (even with his glasses on) but the thing is...

his actual vision isn't that bad, the myopia was just an offset caused from optic neuritis. it's like at most -1.75 at best so he can still see decently well from afar without them

but everyone just gets so worked about it and bachira starts yelling "WITCH 🫵🫵🫵" when yukki keeps correctly guessing how many fingers he's holding up with a deadpan expression

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real

just learned people associate em dashes with chat gpt. Girl fuck you. You can pry em dashes from my cold dead hands. One of us is gonna have to stop using em— and it’s not gonna be me!

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

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cover ig? idk

Suicide or Soccer?

sypnosis:

reader is a teenage girl in her second year of highschool who spends most of her time studying, playing soccer, and watching/reading blue lock. she has finished every single thing of it, even buying tons and tons of merch of it. but now whats she supposed to do with her life besides studying? the only ever reason she’s ever liked soccer was because of blue lock. After unaliving herself, she was now in the world of… Blue Lock??

CH.1|| Emotional Rollercoaster

CH.2|| Delivery (Wo)Man(ager)

CH.3|| Lock OFF!!

CH.4||tba

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shut me up ;

1 | apt 503

masterlist // previous (intro) // next (ch 2)

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[kaikaidenkai]

Suicide or Soccer?

sypnosis:

reader is a teenage girl in her second year of highschool who spends most of her time studying, playing soccer, and watching/reading blue lock. she has finished every single thing of it, even buying tons and tons of merch of it. but now whats she supposed to do with her life besides studying? the only ever reason she’s ever liked soccer was because of blue lock. After unaliving herself, she was now in the world of… Blue Lock??

CH.3|| Lock OFF!!

masterlist

Since you, yes you were the manager of Blue Lock, it was your responsibility to escort those who have been locked off. Basically saying fuck off— I mean saying they lost. They lost the chance in ever competing and representing Japan in so... football

So here you are; gathering those from each team who have been told to lock off. It was quiet.. not really since there were sobbing noises heard from two people. It was hard to not make a face from the ugly crying that was going on. . .  damn what the fuck happened to your empathy?

It was a kind of long walk to reach the exit of the building. You gave all the players(not really players anymore lol) their stuff back which was their phones and wallets. So you had to somehow sort everyone's phone out.. After asking every single player which phone and wallet was theirs, you sent them on a bus to go home.

You felt bad for them but not enough to actually do something.

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God forbid Jinpachi making Blue Lock so fucking huge. You were huffing and puffing and huffing and..you get the idea all over the place. It didn't help that you had to carry cleaning supplies with you too. The cleaning supplies were to clean all the blood from the game of "tag". And of course it had to be you who cleans because you were the manager, right?

YOU DIDNT EVEN AGREE TO THIIIISSSSSHDHCKSLDKVHXIKDJDFUEOOJSJCJCKZKWUFU

But of course, the excitement of meeting fictional but now technically non-fiction in real life is more powerful than the feeling of crashing out.

So anyways, onto the last room you go! And just like always; it's the room of the "main protagonist" who is Isagi!!!! Wowwww!!! Thank god Team Z was more calmer than the last few you've cleaned. It was only a few drops of blood which of course were concerning but they signed a waiver agreeing to this. It's their fault for signing it in the first place.

There was no one else in the room except you since the players of Team Z were currently training or eating in another room that you have no idea where is at. Well you were alone until the door opened revealing player 274, Isagi.

You two just stared at each other for what seemed a minute too long, he was sweaty from training and you were.. a female in blue lock??

"You're the one who announced the game of tag with the director?"

"I'm the manager of this facility, Blue Lock, and are currently cleaning the mess you made."

You tried your hardest to be serious like Jinpachi but just ended up being kinda mean? Not like he doesn't deserve it but still.

"I didn't mean to, I mean I did but.."

"You were just trying to fight for your dream."

"Yeah."

Silence then followed after his response as you continued to clean the few drops of blood.

"Need help?"

He walked over next to you, looking down at the floor where you were crouched.

"Not really."

Once you finished cleaning, you left the room as the other players of Team Z entered the room.

You swore you heard some of them speak about you...

ADDITIONAL TIME☆

“Hahhh? Who was that?”

Igarashi commented after entering, looking behind him to try get one last look of the woman who left the room before the automatic door closed.

“Oh?”

Bachira’s mouth formed an O, also looking behind him.

“The.. manager I think.”

Isagi mumbled, turning to look at the now closed door too.

“…”

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“…”

Silence, how awkward.

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Additional time pt2

• [Name] saw a suspicious white stain on one of the walls while going through the halls of Blue Lock’s facility.

• [Name] called one of the sobbing players who got locked off pathetic and didn’t regret it for some reason.

• Ego Jinpachi thinks [Name] is an .. okay person. He thinks shes intelligent like him considering they’re siblings,, but not smart enough to surpass him.

• [Name] has “respectfully” took a glance at Anri’s “personalities”.

A/N: sighhhh another short chapter T_T..

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she's the man!

pairing :: itoshi rin x f!reader

synopsis :: hiori y/n is devastated after the news of the girls soccer team being cut from the sport program and unable to join the boys team. to rub more salt on the wound, she just broke off with her long-time boyfriend. devising a plan, she disguises herself as her twin brother to take his place at blue lock academy, an all-male prep school.

what she doesn’t expect is falling in love with the academy’s star player.

012.

wc: 731

skincare after practice was the best. the sprawled sheet mask laid on your face, sighing in relief at the cooling sensation it provided along with a slight rose scent. rin gets up, presumably heading to the gym with the attire he had on. you glanced at the clock, it was reading 5:54. you scan the room and notice the yoga mat tucked away in the corner. 

 “oh you bring you own mat to the gym? you're very thorough.”

“they say they sanitize them but i highly doubt it.”

“that’s fair, better be safe than sorry!”

absentmindedly, the ravenette goes to grab his yoga mat, still facing you. what the two of you failed to notice was the hairy eight-legged creature nestled on top of the mat, slowly crawling up his arm. rin fans his shirt. “hey, it's a little hot in here. did you turn off the fan?” 

“huh? no i don't think so,” turning to the fan to adjust the setting the color drains from your face, eyes landing on the spider nearly on rin’s shoulder.

“what the fuck? what is that?” you yell pointing at rin’s arm.

“what are you talking about,” it was at the moment rin finally discovered the creature on his arm. the fuzzy legs were all that he felt even under his compression shirt. he shakes his arm furiously to get the tarantula off of him. seeing it was no use, rin  resulted in swatting the spider off.  unfortunately for you, it flies across the room right onto your cleats, dead center.

“oh my god! not my cleats!” you whine.

who would've thought that the ever-so composed itoshi rin would be here on the top of your bed, screaming in fear. the two of you seeked shelter from the creature, watching in horror as it roamed your dorm as if it lived there. he shudders at the fact, continuously swiping at his arm as if the spider still resided there. 

“rin, get it!”

“hard pass. that is the one thing i absolutely refuse to touch!”

“but you’re the guy!”

he raises his eyebrow.

“the bigger guy!”

you swear this is the most emotion you’ve seen rin express. sure, you were freaking out but you swear you hear him start to whimper in fear of the spider as pleas escape from his lips. both of you jump onto rin’s bed to build distance away from the spider. screams continue to fill the room as the two of you are seemingly playing the floor is lava. to your absolute horror, you lose track of the spider. at this realization, you let out a scream you didn’t even think you were capable of. you were positive the two of you were about to earn yourselves a noise complaint. 

“where did it go?” you yelp, tears forming in your eyes.

rin deadpans for a second. “fuck if i know!”

as a last resort, you and rin clutch onto each other as if it were life or death as you both continue to cry out in terror. you close your eyes as an attempt to repent for everything that led up to this situation. it was as if the universe was giving you a taste of your own medicine from your wrongdoings. 

when you thought all hope was lost, a knock comes to your door. somehow, you manage to yell out a come in. low and behold, bachira opens the door.

“hey guys! have you seen bartholomew?” he notices the position the two of you are in and raises an eyebrow.

you point continuously at the floor which he follows finding the spider and picking it up. “oh nice! thanks for finding him guys!” he shuts the door and all is well. peace is finally restored. 

silence fills the dorm as the two of you let out a shared sigh of relief, finally free from the shackles of the  creature. making eye contact with rin and eyes widening at the fact that you two are way too close for comfort. you shove him off you as he does the same. you begin to start bursting in laughter about the situation. 

“never mention this. what happened in this room stays in this room.” rin glares, making his way to the door. “im going to take a shower, a long one.”

you mimic a zipper on your mouth as a response. 

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new series . . . ! ★

rin vs. name . . who will win ?!

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summary.

rin doesn’t have much of a social media presence apart from the many fan accounts constantly talking about him— so he’s surprised when he heard about drama where… he’s one of the main characters?

chap 0 - get to know us . . !

chap 0 - prologue

chap 1 - title

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chap 2 - title

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chap 3 - title

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chap 4 - title

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chap 5 - title

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chap 6 - title

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more coming soon :P

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hiori why you got that shirt on??

[kaikaidenkai]

Suicide or Soccer?

sypnosis:

reader is a teenage girl in her second year of highschool who spends most of her time studying, playing soccer, and watching/reading blue lock. she has finished every single thing of it, even buying tons and tons of merch of it. but now whats she supposed to do with her life besides studying? the only ever reason she’s ever liked soccer was because of blue lock. After unaliving herself, she was now in the world of… Blue Lock??

CH.2||Delivery (Wo)Man(ager)

masterlist

funny pun lol!!! get it? Woman? Manager? haha !! im not funny.

It’s been 3 days since [Name] came into this world. She’s been helping Ego— Jinpachi— no wait.. her brother with Blue Lock alongside Anri. They all work together like a ..family?? Not quite but it’s similar.

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You were given the job as “manager” because of yo ur talent in soccer. If you weren’t a female, you’d be a pro soccer player is what Jinpachi said, which is kinda sexist since women soccer.. uh…football exists. Anyways he believes that you, his sister is capable of the job of help training and improving the skills of 300 boys who were in Blue Lock. I mean you wouldn’t blame him,, you’re quite a good player and strategist too.. or maybe thats just your ego talking.

You also were supposed to watch the security cameras for whatsoever reason. You don’t want to be flashed by Bachira when watching them.

(Or maybe you do, you little horny shit.)

Everything was ready, or at least where the players would stay at were, you still have to gather all of them and send letters to every one of them. So here you are, making 100+ letters and sending them out like a fucking mailman just to create the “world’s best striker”.

The feeling of getting to meet actual fictional people is so exciting. But I guess it isn’t really fictional now is it? Thats what you think.

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[Ur pov]

I was finally down to the last few letters, “you’ve been accepted to” blah blah blah… is what was written on all of them I think. Hopefully I didn’t make a typo in any of them… Anyways, I had to go around driving in a car hand delivering the letters into the selected people’s mailboxes because SOMEONE was too broke and spent all the funds on something else to pay to send mail.

Last one… anddd it’s Yoichi Isagi’s house! I have no idea how Jinpachi got all their addresses but no questions shall be asked. Come to think of it, doesn’t Isagi have a good family and childhood? So then why the fuck is he becoming slurgi on the field— you know what, never mind. After finally putting the letter in the mailbox, I made my way backkk home. My home in this world.

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Given that you were the manager, you had to make the announcement for the first game with your brother, Jinpachi.

So you stood next to him and both you and him yapped.. and yapped and yapped about Blue Lock.

“Only those of you with the biggest ego here will succeed here.”

Jinpachi said before you spoke right after.

“Whiiich, we’ll now measure by conducting a test! Let’s play a game of tag, shall we? You have 136 seconds. You all know how to play tag, right? It’ll be just like that but you can only tag someone by touching someone with the ball. Now there’s one rule! No using your hands.”

You smiled, then the screen no longer showed your faces. The games have started for all teams. Though, you only paid attention to team Z’s game while Jinpachi, your now brother in this world who was also the “director” of all this shit watched the others.

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The game went the same; following the same plot as it did in her world. [Name] felt bad for Kira or whatever his name was. But, it can’t be helped. [Name] turned her head towards her “brother”.

“Did you see that? Team Z?”

He nodded.

“It’s going great so far.. My little diamonds in the rough..”

[Name] made a disgusted face and side-eyed him before shaking her head and getting rid of the expression with a now neutral one. She grabbed the clipboard which was on the desk, writing something on the paper with a pen.

“Let’s.. see how this goes.”

ADDITIONAL TIME! ☆

(italics: english)

[Name] stood infront of the mirror, clothes on her bed. It varied between simple hoodies, shirts, and somewhat fancy suits.

Right now though, she was looking at her hair through the reflection of the mirror, [Name]’s hair was black with fading tips of [ur past hair color]. She ran her fingers through the tips of her hair, daydreaming. That was until her stupid “brother”barged in.

“[Name], hurry up.”

“I know I know, I don’t know what to wear.”

“Wear that.”

Jinpachi pointed to the clothes on the bed which was similar to what he was wearing; a black polo shirt and pants with a simple white belt.

“Girl the fuck?? I don’t wanna match with you.”

“??? When did you learn english.”

“I mean… fine, I’ll wear it. And,, I didn’t.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“… get out???”

SLAM!

Jinpachi slammed the fucking door on his way out.

(reblogs, likes, and comments r appreciated !!)

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100 follower special ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

author x reader

you look back at me, cheeks feeling a little warmer as you click the follow button. I just grin, flashing you a winner's smile as i lift a hand to tuck a strand of your hair behind you ear.

"thanks, babe." I say, winking at you. that only makes you blush, internally gushing about how charming I am.

"congrats on 100 followers!" you exclaim happily, giving me a matching smile. I chuckle, turning away as sparkles begin to materialise around me.

"it was all thanks to you. I'm grateful for your support." I respond, my tone lowering into a seductive whisper. my hand caresses your cheek, and I step closer. just as I lean in to kiss you, I suddenly pull away.

"I can't wait for 150 followers."

in all seriousness, thank you guys so much. 100 followers is actually crazy and I love you all a lot <333

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Suicide or Soccer?

sypnosis:

reader is a teenage girl who spends most of her time studying, playing soccer, and watching/reading blue lock. she has finished every single thing of it, even buying tons and tons of merch of it. but now whats she supposed to do with her life besides studying? the only ever reason she’s ever liked soccer was because of blue lock. After unaliving herself, she was now in the world of… Blue Lock??

tw suicide

masterlist

CH.1||Emotional rollercoaster

It was a Saturday night, instead of studying like her parents told her to, she was reading the last and final chapter of Blue Lock. The end was … something and [Name] was indifferent towards it. Well that was over .. now what? [Name]’s only other hobby aside from studying— if that counts.. was soccer. And the only reason [Name] played was because of Blue Lock. Although,, it was kinda of fun making strategies and scoring goals when playing.

And then the consequnces of her actions came hurling at her like a goddamn semi-truck. Now what? Study? Everything then felt so very empty despite having an upcoming soccer match on Friday. Even so, what’s a girl without her interests? [Name] closed her eyes, looking up at her ceiling as she laid in bed, her phone against her chest.

The pills.

Everything was a blur after that, [Name] took the pills from all the stress, overdosing. The pressure to be a straight A student, to get into a great college despite only being in her second year, and to live up to the [last name]’s honor.

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[YOUR POV]

I woke up and wasn’t in my room, infant I was in a bed. My phone— my phone! Where is it?! Then, as I got up in panic an alarm started to blast annoyingly as I sweat dropped and turned it off immediately. Picking it up and inspecting it, it clearly was my phone. The phones screen was off and I could see my— my reflection?… THAT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME WAIT WHAT.

I ran to a nearby mirror in this bedroom, looking at it with my phone in my left hand. My right hand poking my¿? own skin. My hair is black,, my eye bags gotten heavier.. and… I’m wearing glasses with a thicker lens. Well, at least my haircut is the same.

Come to think of it, I look like a certain someone.. Jinpachi Ego… Then suddenly the door slams open-

“[Name]. I need you to come help with project Blue Lock.”

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\timeskip./

Soooo… It turns out that I’m Jinpachi Ego’s sister. My age is the same it seems, still 16. I’m no longer [Name] [Last name] yet [Name] Ego. That sounds weird. Andddd it also seems I miraculously now understand and speak Japanese. I’d be screwed if I didn’t .. Hold on,.. did I just… get isekai’d into BLUE LOCK??!!

(shory sorry chapters will maybe get longer ss this goes on haha)

[kaikaidenkai]

Suicide or Soccer?

sypnosis:

reader is a teenage girl in her second year of highschool who spends most of her time studying, playing soccer, and watching/reading blue lock. she has finished every single thing of it, even buying tons and tons of merch of it. but now whats she supposed to do with her life besides studying? the only ever reason she’s ever liked soccer was because of blue lock. After unaliving herself, she was now in the world of… Blue Lock??

CH.1|| Emotional Rollercoaster

CH.2|| Delivery (Wo)Man(ager)

CH.3|| Lock OFF!!

CH.4||tba

idk ask if u wanna be tagged 🙃

taglist: @jxst0yuukii

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Playlist~

BlueLock themed🤑🤑🤑‼️‼️‼️‼️

🌬️Soccer goes whoosh~,, and boom!⚽️💥

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what the blue lock boys' good luck charm is | itoshi sae, shidou ryusei, nagi seishiro, michael kaiser

itoshi sae

i can imagine you getting him some kind of bracelet that he wears 24/7. he won't do anything like kiss it before a game because he thinks it's embarrassing. he doesn't think he needs luck—he's got talent, after all—but he still won't take it off. when you gifted him the bracelet, he probably didn't look all that impressed with it. but when you told him “i'll return it if you don't like it” he just scoffed and never even answered you. trust me, that's sae's version of the no, it's mine forever now. and he literally never takes it off. like. he wears it to his games, in the shower, at interviews. he gives no fucks.

he never talks about it though. he doesn't even like when you bring it up. he's just embarrassed ,, he's just a silly little guy.

shidou ryusei

i'm not going to be nsfw here but trust me, i could be. he's my favourite little freak. <3 but alas ,

his good luck charm is a kiss from you. i'm not talking about a little brush of your lips, no. i'm talking about a full on kiss, tongue and everything, before every single one of his games. if you're willing, he'll make a show out of it too. he'll make out with you right in the stadium after threatening the coach to let you sit on the bench with the team as opposed to somewhere in the audience.

he'll come out of the locker room, run up to you and just pull you into a kiss. if he could, he'd do it after every single one of his goals too. (he's probably tried this and figured out pretty quickly that it doesn't work all that well in the middle of a game)

nagi seishiro

nagi is a low effort type of guy. he likes easy things and he doesn't want to over complicate literally anything. so for him, i imagine it'd be something simple and sweet: a hug. before one of his games, you'll give him a tight hug & kiss on the cheek to seal the deal.

“do your best, sei!” you'll say and he'll complain and whine that it's a hassle, but at the end of the day, he will try to do his best for you. and so far, it's worked pretty well.

sometimes though, he won't want to leave your embrace. he'll just keep holding onto you until you have to literally pull him off because he needs to get to the locker room to get changed for the game. bribe him with cuddles and a gaming session if he does well and he'll let go—but not without complaining and whining.

michael kaiser

he has a lot of tattoos. so before an important game, you'll get a sharpie and add a little drawing to them. other people rarely see it since he's got to keep his arms covered most of the time during games anyway, but he knows it's there and it makes him want to be even better—want to impress you even more.

the night before a game, you'll add a cute little sketch of a cat to his arm with a little heart and he literally will not shower until after the game, just to make sure it stays there. i don't think it's so much about luck for him, i think it's just a reminder that you're watching him and he needs to be the best on the field.