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Just saw someone call Sentryagent, Voidwalker—now THAT is what I’m talking about, welcome back ship culture

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“Aw man i bet people are shipping Bob and Yelena now after Thunderb—“ Sentryagent flooding my feed randomly 👬

A win is a win, keep Yelena aroace

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Everytime someone says that the Avengers were more like coworkers than family an ao3 author gets into a tragic accident

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You’re all good!! It’s actually so funny 😭 I really was curious when the first fic was, me thinking maybe someone saw the trailer in 2021 and just paired them together, but 1950?! WHAT 🤣

Going to the first ever fic for a relationship tag just to see what it is and it’ll be from the earlier 2000s or it’ll mysteriously be from the 1900s…get that author a medal, they’re a visionary fr, they saw chemistry, hatred, tension, two best friends, two rivals, and said you’re gay 💕 and I think that’s really beautiful

….Sereshaw’s first fic is from May 13, 1950 by anonymous 💀 I don’t know how the fuck they did that but I’m impressed and I can say they’ve been a ship for 75 years so I’m not mad

Meanwhile Icemav has only been around since 2004 on Ao3 😭 wizardry up in here yall

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Going to the first ever fic for a relationship tag just to see what it is and it’ll be from the earlier 2000s or it’ll mysteriously be from the 1900s…get that author a medal, they’re a visionary fr, they saw chemistry, hatred, tension, two best friends, two rivals, and said you’re gay 💕 and I think that’s really beautiful

….Sereshaw’s first fic is from May 13, 1950 by anonymous 💀 I don’t know how the fuck they did that but I’m impressed and I can say they’ve been a ship for 75 years so I’m not mad

Meanwhile Icemav has only been around since 2004 on Ao3 😭 wizardry up in here yall

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“My least fav tag on ao3 is omegaverse” this “My least fav tag on ao3 is dead dove” that

My least favorite tag on ao3 is Steve Rogers bashing, like get that shit outta my face NOW, EXCLUDE BYE BYE, see you never! Especially in the big 2025, like I thought we all unanimously understood that the Endgame writers did not understand his arc and that Tony forgave him 💔 idc what your reading I’ve been there trust me Stony, Sambucky, Stucky, the straight ships, I’ve read the ship somewhere on some tag, I’ve read every perspective on just about any situation past, present, future, but STEVE ROGERS BASHING??? GOODNIGHT, acting like he’s the only character to ever make mistakes and then be so badly mischaracterized in his final arc 🤧

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Maybe the favorite scene that’s not released yet is the friends we made along the way

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Me lurking on the Sentry and Bob Reynolds tags knowing damn well Thunderbolts* just came out 💀

Also, welcome back Robert Bob Floyd, say hello to your twin Robert Bob Reynolds, can’t wait for ao3 to get on this lmao

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it’s such a shame hbo cancelled tlou2 and no episodes were ever dropped 😀 oh well i guess we’ll never know…

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just finished watching s2e2 of the last of us

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"I wouldn't fuckin' piss on you if you were on fire, you got that?" Daredevil: Born Again S01E09 - Straight to Hell

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Losing Bobby Nash and Pedro!Joel Miller within a few days of each other is insane work and I think we should all sue for emotional damage together 💕

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sometimes i get so caught up in what the fantastic authors on ao3 write, that i forget what actually happens in canon (i completely forgot that penny is maverick’s love interest in top gun maverick 💀 and almost pulled a wth face when they started flirting…like sir you have a husband??? oh wait 😧)

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Trying to keep a straight face and not react while watching a movie or show with one of your favorite gay ships when you're with family who would never agree and would argue/fight with you about it, should be seen as a sport 😅

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i’m watching top gun maverick and hangman just looked back at rooster like how maverick looked back at iceman (im insane 😔)

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bonus: two weeks ago 911 was just on tv casually so i watched it downstairs and my parents joined too for some reason like it wasn’t season 8 😭 and i couldn’t get away cause i got excited (dammit) and i couldn’t say ANYTHING ABOUT BUCK AND EDDIE’S CUTE FACETIMES 💔

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my number one requirement for thunderbolts* is for one of the end credits scene to be of a white cat (alpine) wandering around aimlessly, getting picked up, and the camera slowly pans up to none other than james buchanan barnes happily cuddling his kitty to his chest, i need this man to get his emotional support cat, kevin feige!!

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thursday night affirmations:

bobby nash will live

bobby nash will prosper

bobby nash will save the day SAFELY

bobby nash WILL value his life and call it a day

bonus: bobby survives but is in critical condition (he lives but this a buddie ploy) eddie sees the news and can’t get ahold of anyone so he rushes back, christopher is also worried so he comes too dw, bobby wakes up, and buddie goes canon, bam ladies and gentlemen, we win

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i’m gonna need buck and eddie to get together before this second tik tok ban, leaked footage, cast member accidentally spills a secret, next episode miraculously has them kissing and fessing up their feelings—great let’s make it happen cause i need the get together edits saved to my discord before the app sinks for another 13 hours for americans