We make eye contact across the bar, you slide me your business card, we both blush, I slowly eat your business card
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Well sizzle my suspenders and call me Susan!
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Me: you’ve Pressed your last panini!
Spider: I’m a spider
Me: argh!!!!
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Would you rather,
A. Make a decision with incomplete information
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I want to create plot twists so twisty even I’m confused
i aspire to write a plot twist so shocking it makes the red wedding look like an episode of bluey. if your readers don’t scream, “WHAT?!” at least once, you’re doing it wrong.
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Marvels current tv production plan
normalise writing official spin-off books where everyone's side character is now the main character
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Society: women should have smooth skin, be curvy, no pores and have the goal of reproduction
me *sweating*: they want me to be an egg
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i get so happy when people that are new to fanfic writing, or just writing in general, post their work on ao3. despite their doubts, despite their fear of something so personal and vulnerable being perceived, they still press that button, and i turn into the equivalent to a proud mom cheering on the sidelines. like yes! you did that! your work is worth seeing! you deserve to share your passion for and be part of a community! i’m so proud of you!
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Ted lasso causing a fiasco in El Paso
What do you call a wholesome football coach causing a debacle in a city in Texas.
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What do you call a wholesome football coach causing a debacle in a city in Texas.
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“And yes, I have been mumbling to myself about the plot for ten years, no, no I still don’t know what I want to name my main character, I’m thinking definitely something that starts with a letter in the alphabet”
being a writer is 10% actually writing and 90% daydreaming about being interviewed for your creative process by a late-night talk show host. 'thank you for asking, jimmy, my inspiration for the main character was me, being dramatic.'
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