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When the memory returns, there is no blood pump to support it, separated by a fine line from reality

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just found out that there is historical proof for pirates making their victims “walk the plank” from like 80 BC. thats some old pirates

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Thought about how the asexual, aromantic, and nonbinary flags all include black (and white), so I made this triangle graphic for aroace nonbinary people.

Also did one reminding people aces aros and enbies exist, because some of them seem determined to forget…

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people pleaser

does anyone else have a literally mental breakdown after telling someone no? like full tears, hyperventilation, the works? gotta love it

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to that butterfly I hit with my car yesterday

sorry

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Why do people sexualise a guy’s veins? Like, ahh yes I too find the process of blood oxygenisation attractive.

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How every argument with my mother goes:

Me: *explaining all the emotions and feelings that have been welling up for years, breaking down into hysterics and having a panic attack*

Her: why are you turning this into something bigger than it needs to be?

Me: *actually just craving some positive human attention and wanting her to notice that I literally cannot breathe*

Her: this is unnecessary, I know much more about these things than you do, your emotions don’t matter at all and your feelings aren’t valid. 

Also her: why don’t you tell me aNyTHinG?!

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Behold! Man!

Its bi-pedal...

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Wait. So when Groot (spoilers) dies near the end of Guardians of the Galaxy and Rocket plants one of his twiggy things and another Groot grows from it, could they have planted, like, all of the twigs and made a tree army to defeat Thanos? (And side note, does this also mean that Groot’s entire species are also Groot?!)

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*BOOM* Sunset.

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^ These dost be demon flowers. Thou mayst percieve then harmless. A dame’s flouncy skirt on a warm spring day. Soft cloud nudged by God’s soft breath. bUt tHy wOulDs’T bE WroNG! mY hAnDs ShAll nEveR reCoVer!!

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Toxic Friendships

Bloody hell. My youngest sister (currently 12 years old) is currently being manipulated into staying friends with someone who has proven to be a rude conniving wench. My sister doesn’t want to stop being friends with them because she doesn’t think she can stand being alone. Her friend knows this fact and manipulates my sister into doing terrible things. 

Sometimes I wonder how on earth the world got to this point... THEY’RE 12 YEARS OLD!

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The worst thing about AirPods is that they have no cords to draw attention to the fact that you don’t want to engage in social interaction.

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Saw this for the first time in a while and realised that whoever designed this cover made Harry and Dumbledore look like the young and old versions of BBC’s Merlin.

A coincidence? I think not!

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I hate the phrase “flaunt what you have.” Just because I have a stomach doesn’t mean I want to place it on my head like a glorified baseball cap.