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Lego Swimming Pool Layout

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when you understand the 4th dimension and space-time and black holes and infinite timelines and your brain explodes at four in the morning

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

The above examples have been provided with the authors' permission to demonstrate what these look like.

Basic rundown:

They are all 3 sentences long

Perfect grammar, capitalization, and punctuation

Like absolutely flawless English teacher-style writing with only a single exclamation mark, ever

No mentions whatsoever of character names, settings, situations, or anything that could be tied to the story

The usernames may be identical to people who exist on ao3, but the name is not clickable, and no profile is associated with it EXCEPT when you directly search for that name. What this means: the comments come from an unregistered (not logged in) reader, bots scrape the site for real usernames, attach that to the comment, and post

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

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just discovered your held hostage series! I looove it. Thanks so much for writing and sharing and will always look forward to more!

Aww! Thank you!

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@yourfinalbow go check out the op tags omg

okay wait ive never watched supernatural but is destiel canon?

i wish there were an easy answer to this question

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Another drawing of Blood Moon Jason. Here's him facing off against Bruce.

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Blood Moon. After Bruce slits Jason's throat and leaves him to die at the end of UTRH, Khonshu appears to him and offers for him to be his avatar. The mystic suit of Moon Knight combines with Red Hood's gear and the bloody bandages he'd managed to messily tie around his wound appear whenever he summons the suit. A testament to the fact that Batman had gone too far.

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digging in my trash

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Why do people stop commenting on fics if they’re more than a week or two old? Please comment on old fics. Tell me you like my one shot from 2014. Tell me you like my old multi-chap I finished in 2016 that I spent a year writing. I will be fucking thrilled.

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Cats in the snow

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Prompt List 2023 - alt text under the cut

January

first kiss | mission fic | fake dating | "whenever I look at you..." | snow | historical au

February

valentine's day | pollen/fear gas/truth serum | established relationship | "if i kiss you, will you shut up?" | different | mermaid au

March

fresh starts | road trup | getting back together/mutual pining | "make me" | acceptance | fairytale au

April

pranks | canon divergence | (seemingly) unrequited love | "no, i'm not dating your brother" | peace | university au

May

flower language | sick fic | pet/child acquisition | "who are you" | sunshine | fantasy/medieval/dark knights of steel au

June

wedding/proposal | saving the world | (accidental) love confession | "you aren't what i expected" | downpour | soulmate au

July

vacation together | power swap | enemies to lovers | "batman won't like this" | stars | coffee shop au

August

au of your choice | time travel | meet cute/blind date | "you're the only one i could turn to for help" | storm | vampire/werewolf/dc vs vampires au

September

high school/college sweethearts | hurt/comfort | meeting the family | "i wrote this for you" | flood | shifter au

October

couples costume | test messaging | identity shenanigans | "you can't bench me!" | lightning | sports team au

November

life changes | de-aging | secret relationship (reveal) | "be careful what you wish for" | growth | music/band au

December

holidays together | crack treated seriously | moving in together | "that's my favorite thing about you" | forgiveness | tattoo parlor/flower shop au

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OK, so, this is weird.  

@dsudis just tipped me off that someone has copied Soldier’s Heart and published it through Kindle Unlimited.  It’s been up there since December 8 of this year.  

(There are a zillion books on Amazon called Soldier’s Heart, but this one is definitely mine–if you click through to the preview, it is literally just a cut-and-paste.)

Does anyone know what you’re supposed to do, when something like that happens?

I mean, this idiot didn’t even change the names, so I suppose Julian Fellowes/whoever owns the rights to Downton Abbey also has grounds to object to this.