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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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I like to think that someone taught capoeira to mermaids so that they can defend themselves on land.

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Tip for fanfic writers. Well..any kind of writer, really, but I see this a lot in fanfic. I half suspect people continue to do this because they see other fanfic writers do it. Anyway...

The past tense of "cast" is "cast." Not "casted."

He dodged while he cast a spell.

She was cast out from her community.

Etc, etc.

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I decided that woodland critters deserve their own fair folk. Thus the fae-rret, who will steal the names and/or pasta of the unwary.

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Occurs to me that I have not done The Sheet for the new kitten. I'm sure this will change as she grows up, but...

Here are my cat's stats:

Mischief: ██████████

Murder: ███

Jello: ██████

Slinky: ████

Purr: ████████

Pride: █

Old Man Energy: █

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DnD idea: Phylacteries don't exist. PHILacteries do.

Yeah, sorry, now any lich who uses one must change their name to Phil. It's a law of the universe. No exceptions.

@probablybadrpgideas

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Last night I dreamed that there was a stop motion movie starring a nervous, needle felted unicorn who kept having to have God intervene to get him out of dire situations. God was a grumpy, sarcastic entity and was played by Brennan Lee Mulligan.

...holy shit I wish this actually existed.

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I found it. A literal scrunkle.

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Y'know, Steam really missed out by not calling their newsfeed Steam of Consciousness.

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So this happened. =3

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Behold... pangoblins!

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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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it was not on wheat...

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To the guys who rocked up to the broken couch on the curb and took all of the stuffing from inside the cushions: Please. I'm begging you. Leave it be.

"Think of the children" my ass.

THINK OF THE BEDBUGS.

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i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

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Speaking of pangolins, here's what I was drawing to get me thinking about it. I dunno, man, I just like drawing weird little mashup critters to de-stress. Is it a pangolinipus? A platylin? Eh....

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I only just realized that bazelgeuse is probably modeled after a pangolin.

A PAINgolin, if you will.