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this is so funny bc in the english dub he says "fish swimming?? it can't be!!"

which like. so true bud. it literally can't be. bc those DON'T EXIST IN YOUR WORLD

makes me imagine there being a show/manga in the pokemon universe where the animals in our world exist and ash only knows of fish as fictional creatures with no battle abilities. like if we looked out a capsized boat window and saw a bunch of magikarp

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.

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Won't you show me how to dance forever?

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i was laid off 2 weeks ago which obviously sucks but the company, despite being a piece of shit, gave a good severance package so I've got my salary for 8 more weeks. no job,,, but get paid,,,,, and i've been writing SO MUCH holy shit

it's almost like having free time means we can invest more deeply in our hobbies and creative endeavours

ubi when??

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'Red Foods' is complete 🩸🖤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66324568/chapters/172427842

If someone had told me decades ago that I'd be here today, shopping for donated blood while free and in love and wearing designer, holding the hand of a child who does not think me a monster and is in fact encouraging me to drink, I would have—well. I was going to say I would have laughed, but the truth is I would have stabbed them repeatedly and spent the night wishing I could cry.

[Check it out ->]

Just published the third and final chapter <3

Astarion and Jamie are babysitting Gale's toddler, Ella. To his surprise, she loves the ethical blood cooperative where vampires shop—and he is emotionally compromised about it, darlings.

This was my first multi-part fic. Had a blast with it 🩸

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'Red Foods' is complete 🩸🖤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66324568/chapters/172427842

If someone had told me decades ago that I'd be here today, shopping for donated blood while free and in love and wearing designer, holding the hand of a child who does not think me a monster and is in fact encouraging me to drink, I would have—well. I was going to say I would have laughed, but the truth is I would have stabbed them repeatedly and spent the night wishing I could cry.

[Check it out ->]

Just published the third and final chapter <3

Astarion and Jamie are babysitting Gale's toddler, Ella. To his surprise, she loves the ethical blood cooperative where vampires shop—and he is emotionally compromised about it, darlings.

This was my first multi-part fic. Had a blast with it 🩸

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Chapter Two of 'Red Foods' is live 🩸

[ao3 link]

“Star,” Jamie says flatly. “Your stomach literally just growled. Let’s hit up the co-op after this.” “It did not—!” It did. This wretched reanimated body of mine likes to simulate living in the worst possible ways, at the worst possible times. I sigh. “I’m quite alright. I’ll go tomorrow. It’s not exactly a place for mortal children.” They raise an eyebrow at me, and Ella looks up from her snack with wide little eyes. Her ears tilt and her voice pitches up. “Did you… forget your red food?” ...Therein lies my problem. Ella knows I’m a vampire, knows I drink blood, but her grasp on what that really means is limited. If she were to visit the co-op and fully understand that I am a monster, she would be afraid of me, and I don’t think I could bear it. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66324568

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Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it

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I wish they'd let Wyll be angry, specifically: angry for himself, not just for other people. I wish they'd let him yell at his dad. I wish they'd let the player tell Wyll that it's okay to love your dad but still feel hurt and betrayed by him. Let the guy vent all that pent up negative emotion for goodness sake. Give him a scene or three where Theo Solomon could flex his voice acting skills.

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Astarion and Jamie are unexpectedly babysitting Gale's neurodivergent daughter, Ella. It's Friday, which means they're meant to go to the farmer's market and the blood co-op. Star decides to skip the blood co-op—it is not a place for mortal children, darling—but Ella has other ideas.

Chapter Two of 'Red Foods' is live 🩸

[ao3 link]

“Star,” Jamie says flatly. “Your stomach literally just growled. Let’s hit up the co-op after this.” “It did not—!” It did. This wretched reanimated body of mine likes to simulate living in the worst possible ways, at the worst possible times. I sigh. “I’m quite alright. I’ll go tomorrow. It’s not exactly a place for mortal children.” They raise an eyebrow at me, and Ella looks up from her snack with wide little eyes. Her ears tilt and her voice pitches up. “Did you… forget your red food?” ...Therein lies my problem. Ella knows I’m a vampire, knows I drink blood, but her grasp on what that really means is limited. If she were to visit the co-op and fully understand that I am a monster, she would be afraid of me, and I don’t think I could bear it. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66324568

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modernbat: the nightmare

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🦇 little update:

I’ve gathered the entire comic in one place (a bit chaotically, but still), and now the main story of "ModernBbat" can be read here:

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modernbat: fun fact: bats can purr

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Chapter Two of 'Red Foods' is live 🩸

[ao3 link]

“Star,” Jamie says flatly. “Your stomach literally just growled. Let’s hit up the co-op after this.” “It did not—!” It did. This wretched reanimated body of mine likes to simulate living in the worst possible ways, at the worst possible times. I sigh. “I’m quite alright. I’ll go tomorrow. It’s not exactly a place for mortal children.” They raise an eyebrow at me, and Ella looks up from her snack with wide little eyes. Her ears tilt and her voice pitches up. “Did you… forget your red food?” ...Therein lies my problem. Ella knows I’m a vampire, knows I drink blood, but her grasp on what that really means is limited. If she were to visit the co-op and fully understand that I am a monster, she would be afraid of me, and I don’t think I could bear it. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66324568

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The eyebrow quirk