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Gotham has a single waffle house. And it has never closed.

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Am I the only one who has a hard time taking batman the animated series seriously at some points because Bruce sounds like Jerry Seinfeld?

I know it's Kevin Conroy and I know he's legendary for batman.

But I just started the watching the animated series and it amazing... HE JUST SOUNDS LIKE JERRY SEINFELD!!!!!

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Damian Wayne facing a phone camera on a tripod. The shot shows the outside of a small barn with attached paddock and outside stable doors lining the seen side of the building. "Hello my viewers. Many of my siblings have come to be seen sharing information and experiences that I have been informed are unique to our family, or in some cases unique to those with our finical backing. I have decided to do my due diligence to the public and share my own unique experiences at the hand of my family, though admittedly unlike most my fathers other children I have been very fortunate as to have spent my whole life with access to wealth and the lifestyle it has afforded myself and my family. In wanting to participate in the same showing as my siblings, though admittedly not knowing what exactly I should share with my audience, I requested the aid of my friends Collin, and Jonathan."

The camera flips around to show Colin Wilkes and Jonathan Kent sticking their tongues out and making raspberry noises before the camera flips back to Damian. The sound of giggling can be heard as Damian is seen with one eye twitching and a sour look on face.

A harsh blink was seen on damiana end before he released a breath only seen by the puff of his nostrils. "As I was saying, I requested their aid for this venture. It was recommended to me by them that displaying my animals could be a worth while feat. I do hope you enjoy this videoed experience as much I enjoy my animals."

The camera cuts to Damian sitting on a pile of straw seemingly within the barn. His nice polo seemingly a little out of place, yet his relaxed expression as he looked down at a short haired tuxedo cat who stood on the bale behind him, front paws standing on his shoulder as the butted their head against the boys cheeks.

With a smile and eyes not leaving the cat Damian introduced the animal, " This is Alfred the cat, she is an indoor outdoor cat. Though when she's outside must wear her tags." He lists the little fish shaped tag attached to the black collar that blended with the animals fur. "Despite her masculine name, she is in fact a female. A fact we admittedly only learned recently." The camera moves to behind the bale of straw that Alfred sits on to show a cat sized nest filled with 4 squirming kittens with eyes not yet opened. "Admittedly we had assumed she was a neutered male, obviously we were wrong. As soon as she has finished nursing them we shall have her spayed."

The camera cuts again, this time to a wash bay where a bay horse stands in its cross ties. Damian stands next to the large animal, detangling the horses main with a large comb. "This is my arabian stud colt, عاصي (Asi). He is two years old, and was a gift from my mother. His dam, mother, was a favorite of mine growing up. My mother had her bred with me in mind. I intend to back him, and have him trained in endurance. His temperment is good, and I do aprove of his cobfirmation so dependingon how his training and endurancecareer go I may have him remain intact or choose to geld him in the future."

"We have a pair of quarter horses mixes back at ma and pa's, but there more pasture ornaments than anything else " A voice from behind the camera pipes.

"Horses are herd animals. Admittedly, Asi's stay here is currently only accompanied by Batcow, whom we shall visit shortly. I do, however, have plans to rectify this for both of them in the near future."

"Does your dad know about your plans for more animals?" A different voice than before adding to the moment.

Damian gave a sharp smile, face only just looking towards the camera away from the horse, "You're assuming father even knows about Asi."

A camera cuts again.

The camera zooms in as Damian's face a few small pink rubber bands held between as his teeth, a slight shift of the camera shows him braiding the horses main.

The camera cut again.

Seemingly in the pasture now, Damian stands in front of a large brown and white cow.

The very Gotham accent from just before could be heard, "Who's this?"

"This lady is Batcow. She is a Hereford, she was saved from a slaughter house, and it was shortly after she was brought here that I choose to pursue vegetari-" A rush of barks was heard before a series of barks came running behind Batcow.

The camera zoomed in to a horse of a dog with a stick somehow longer than the dog in his mouth, quickly fallowed by a German Shepard, the source of the barking. "Aaaaand there goes Titus and Ace." The very not Gotham voice added, though there did seem to be a laugh also from behind the camera.

The camera cut to what appeared to be behind the barn, camera tilted up to focus on the roof of the barn where a turkey could be seen. The camera zoomed out to show Damian standing arms crossed. He turned back to the camera, "My turkey Jerry." A zoom in on the turckey in question.

"Why is he on the roof?"

"He's a turkey." The statement of non Gothamite, with a tone of absolute certainty.

"He is a turkey." Damian nodded.

The camera cut.

Damian looked down at the camera as whoever was carrying it seemed to be making their way up a later to join him. "We must be quiet. He is sleeping."

The camera peaked up over the second story of the building they were in, a layer of straw covered the floor and a flash of red before the camera seemed to tumble down a smidge.

"DAMIAN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?"

"You didn't warn Colin about Goliath?"

"Shhhh. He is a demon bat. He sleeps during the day. Now come, get up here. Besides you have nothing to fear, he is only a threat if I command him to be." The camera seemed to shake as it made its way over the edge of the flooring.

"That is not reassuring Damian."

There the camera gave a clear view of what the camera only barely captured before. There Damian was seen squatting in front of a blur of red, back turned toward the camera as he seemed to be slowly petting massive pointed fluffy ears. Beyond the sight of Damian on either side were stretched out red leathery wings, entire cushioned by a bed of straw. Adjusting his position, Damian moved to sit fully on the floor, legs crossed, and he moved the beasts, snoring head to rest on his legs. He had the face of a massive bat, with a shortened snout that had a bull ring through its nose. He looked toward the camera, rolling his eyes and making a come closer motion with his hand. With a shaking hold, the camera seemed to come just a small bit closer.

"As many of you may or may not be aware of, my father funds a large portion of the justice league, providing accesses to the necessary tools and information that the superhero's of our world often need. It is because of this connection that I was graciously asked to take part in the care of Goliath."

"Robin found him during one of his adventures and he entrusted his care onto myself and my family, knowing we had the funds and resources necessary and specific to care for him. " Staring down at the beast resting on his lap, with a soft smile that seemed to only be for his animals he spoke softly. "I am quite blessed to have him, and my other animals in my life. Thank you for joining me and my friends for my take on sharing what my life has blessedly provided me with."

The camera cut.

This post is inspired by a similar one that i can't find but it specifically talks about Damian with a horse lol. If someone finds it please link in comments :)

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Interviewer: So what is something in your everyday life as a superhero that is vitally important that people wouldn't think to ask about?

Superman: Croc pots. SPECIFCIALY, a good croc pot with a clock and timer.

The kind you can set up to turn on hours before you will be home, and to turn off before your gone so long that it either overcooks or becomes a serious fire hazard.

The kind that when you unexpectedly are away from home for a long mission, the worst you can come back to is a crock pot filled with mold, not a house on fire.

Interviewer: huh, I never would have thought about that.

Dick Grayson at home watching the interview live from his couch: Better question is, why have I never thought about that.

Jason Todd: Because your a horrible cook and shouldn't be allowed in a little kids plastic kitchen playset.

Dick pouting: Your mean.

Barbara Gordan: He's right.

Dick pouts harder

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I HC That Omegas Have Weaker Immune Systems During Heats

I head cannon that omegas immune systems are weaker when in fertile heat so to allow a higher likelihood of conception.

You gotta remember that sperms cells are in fact foreign to the body when released inside another person and that person's body recognizes it.

So like this can be used as like a biological reasoning for nesting and wanting to be in a safe place during heats. As well as a biological reasoning for pack members and mates to be overprotective of omegas during heats.

Gut microbiomes can be strengthen and diversified with constant close contact and intimacy. So like a great explanation as to why packs and mates assist in immune health by staying close during heats.

I also think this is good biological explanation behind familial, or stress heats. The kind that are not reproductive driven.

Like during a familial or a stress heat their body goes into nonreproductive heat as a method of solidifying pack bonds. Giving a biological reason for pack members to be around one another.

Stress heats would be particularly useful in helping resolve turbulence within a packs relationships. Like siblings fighting big time with parents and a family member is seriously stressed out constantly being in that environment and they end up in a family cuddle puddle together to support the omega, and actually end up talking and working things out because they all caused a beloved family member to go into unnecessary heat, risking them getting sick.

Its literally the lock them in a room together or make them wear a get alone shirt, except it can be a little bit guilt and protectiveness driven as well so more motivation.

All ABO types set up a deep want for safety and pack members, like regular humans do with herd behavior. People are social creatures and ABO gives biological drive for it.

From a societal standpoint as well this could be seen as bad historic or current political reasoning behind sexism and misogyny when world building an ABO story.

Like I'm thinking of that shitty old IRL excuse of how women can't use trains trains because it was thought that their bodies were too frail to handle 60 mph.

I honestly think this would be really good if writing like story that's centered on an Omega who's kicking ass but has to deal with shitty society.

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I figured out how to time-lapse!

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I drew some cats! Also if anyone knows how to export art from clip studio to post without just taking screenshots someone please tell me 😭 these look so grainy and I don't know how to fix it lmfao

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Something funny I did based off of Envious Razers Monty Gator!

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Something they have in common! This is just something silly I remembered about them both lol

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Just a little something I made back during summer

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Female dream Sans is one of my favorites and here is a fun little ditty on her

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Im finaly finished with my WWII Lancaster bomber painting. Thank you too all who serve or have served. And I wish for the best for our veterans today, veterans day.

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Someone got into the paint...

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The magic of being done before you need to in math!