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Simon, bursting into the room: It's missing! Y/N: What's missing? Simon: T-the thing! I don't know! Y/N, turing around with a baby in their arms: What thing? Simon: Oh! Nevermind you have it Y/N: Y/N: You mean our CHILD??
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Y/N: Fight me! Simon: Look at the size of you. What are you going to do? Kick my ankle? *later* Price: Why is Simon crying on the floor? Soap: Y/N kicked him really hard on the ankle
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Ghost is just mad he's losing at Mario Kart
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Soap: You're supposed to pour the milk first Ghost: No, you pour the cereal first to see how much milk you need Soap: It tastes better with milk first! Ghost: It tastes the same! Soap: Why are you wearing Y/N's pants? Ghost: Milk first it is
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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!
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Y/N: To me, Simon smells like smoke, gunpowder and almonds Soap: Almonds? Is that like the shampoo he uses? Y/N: No, just the cyanide Soap: I'm sorry, the what now?
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Ghost: I've never had a best friend Soap: I'll be your best friend! Ghost: Ghost, turning to Y/N: I've never had a spouse either
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Ghost: Hi I'm Y/N's emergency contact Receptionist: You're here to pick them up? Y/N, standing in a jail cell: Hey, Babe! Soap, standing next to Y/N in the jail cell: Hi, LT! Ghost: I'm here remove myself as their emergency contact
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Y/N, watching Simon: I could fix him Price: You are literally worse
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“You were made for me, doll.” Something something about Possessive Simon Riley who says it like he’s carving the words into you, like it’s not just sex���it’s claiming. Maybe it’s a vow. Maybe it’s a threat. You’re not sure. But you believe him. Right, lovie?
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It’s always the same words, whispered in that low, darkened voice of his.
“You were made for me.”
He says it when you dress yourself up pretty for him, when his gloved fingers tilt your chin and his thumb smears your lipstick because he likes you messy.
He says it when you kneel, when you take him into your mouth and he’s gripping your hair, praising you through gritted teeth for being so good.
But when he’s inside you, when he’s got you split open on him, that’s when it feels less like a promise and more like a fact. A brutal, inescapable truth.
“You were made for me,” Simon growls, voice thick and dark, teeth scraping hot against your throat as his hips slam into yours. “Only me.”
His hand wraps tight around your throat, not squeezing, just holding—reminding you that he could if he wanted. That you’re his, and there’s nowhere else you belong.
You cry out, nails digging into his back, body trembling under the brutal pace he sets. It’s too much. He’s too much.
“Can’t—” you sob, voice breaking. “Si– I can’t”
But he’s already shaking his head, leaning in until his mouth is against your ear.
“Yes, you can,” he growls. “You will.”
His hand slides down, fingers bruising your waist as he pounds harder, deeper. “You can take what I give you, love. You were made for this. For me.” His voice is a dangerous rasp, but there’s something almost reverent underneath it. “Made for me to fill up. For me to ruin.”
And fuck, if you don’t believe him.
It hurts. Your body’s shaking, stretched too far, too full—but you need it. Need him.
Because he’s right. You were made for him.
And you’ll let him ruin you, wreck you, all over again—just to hear him say it again.
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Y/N: Its so nice to be wanted for once Price: You're wanted for murder! Ghost: Don't listen to him babe, you're wanted for much more than that
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I saw this and immediately thought of ur incorrect quotes lol
omg yes 😂 Simon asking Y/N to be safe then Soap and Gaz brutually mocking him forever and Price is just like don't come to me if you find knives in your shoes
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Awww this is so cute! I love both endings equally ❤️
“I’m starting to worry, Cap.” Price and you both stood in the common room kitchen and watched as Simon brewed his umpteenth coffee of the day. Something which was alarming in of its own. But the fact that the Brit refused to even touch coffee unless he was seriously tired, added to the worry that was brewing in your guts. But the captain seemed less worried. “It’s Simon. He’ll be alright.” With those, words, he left the room, probably going back to his office to take care of some paperwork. Seemingly the only thing any of you had been doing ever since you got back from the last mission.
A few hours later, you approached Soap, worry etched onto your face. “He hasn’t slept for days. We have to do something.” Soap, who barely looked up from whatever file he was working on, shrugged. “He does that sometimes. You’ll get used to it.” With a deep sigh, you turned to look at Simon, who was staring at the same page, he had been looking at for the last twenty minutes.
Gaz was your last hope. He had to be at least a little bit worried. But no. “Hey, do you have any idea what we can do about Ghost?” He too just shrugged, glancing at his lieutenant. “At some point, he’ll just collapse and sleep it off. Don’t worry.” You groaned in frustration after he left. How could they all be so nonchalant about this. Yes, of course, you knew that Simon struggled with insomnia. It’s something he told you when he first opened up to you after he had found you wandering around after you had a nightmare and couldn’t go back to sleep. But you had never seen it get so bad.
You spent the whole day, trying to think of something you could do until you remembered something someone close to you had said. Nervous, but determined, you quickly searched for Simon, finding him in the common room with the others. He looked terrible, which only strengthened your resolve, but did nothing against the nerves bubbling in your gut.
Without a word, you grabbed his hand and dragged him to his room. He barely put up a fight, only once asking what you were doing, but quickly relenting when you told him to just trust you. Once inside his room, you quickly laid down on his bed and pulled him on top of you, gently cradling him against your chest. “Sleep, I’ll be right here when you wake up, okay?” At first, he was stiff as a board, but slowly he relaxed, even cuddled into you, wrapping his own arms around your waist as his head rested against your chest. And before you knew it, he was asleep, softly snoring. You couldn’t help but smile to yourself, gently letting your fingers scratch his scalp.
What you didn’t expect, was for this to become a regular occurrence. “The only way I can fall asleep now, love”, or something like that.
Alternative Ending:
Pissed off at everyones disregard, you decided to take it into your own hands and within a few hours you had everything you needed. That night, as everyone sat in the common room, watching some cheesy movie Soap had picked out, you asked the boys if they wanted a drink, and all of them said yes, even if you only cared if Simon said yes. So, you disappeared into the kitchen and fixed everyone their favorites, adding a little surprise to Simon’s.
Back in the common room, you handed everyone their glasses, before you plopped down next to your victim target. After watching him sip the amber-colored liquid for a few minutes, you fully turned to him. “Are you enjoying your drink?” His hand, which was just pulling the glass away from his lips again, halted as he glanced at you, confusion and suspicion in his eyes. Silence filled the space between the two of you for a few moments before he cleared his throat. “Have you poisoned me?”
You chuckled dryly, dismissively waving your hands. “Don’t be so dramatic. It’s just a mild sedative, enjoy your rest.” Just in time, his eyelids started to droop and you quickly took the glass from him, placing it on the couch table. A moment later, he slowly fell towards you and you caught him, gently laying him down on the couch. After you made sure he looked comfortable and tugged a blanket in around him, you turned back to the TV, now noticing that the other three were staring at you with wide eyes.
“What? None of you wanted to help me. And don’t think I won’t do the same to you lot if you go around not sleeping for days, you hear me?” Gaz and Price immediately raised their hands and nodded obediently. Soap, on the other hand, started cackling, until you shushed him.
After the movie was over, you sent the boys to their rooms, while you stayed sitting on the floor next to the couch, keeping watch over the sleeping Simon. The sun was starting to rise when his eyes blinked open and you smiled softly. “Hey there.” He frowned. “You drugged me.” You shrugged, reaching out to push strands of his hair out of his eyes. “Had to. Would do it again.” Simon slowly nodded.
“You stayed here all night?” You nodded, your hand slowly drifting to his cheek. “Had to make sure you were alright.” He mirrored your nod, closing his eyes, while just enjoying your attention. “Can you get the good stuff next time?” You giggled. “Sure. But for now, let’s get you to your actual bed.” The moment you got to your feet, a sharp tug on your hand sent you into Simon’s arms, who just wrapped you up in a hug, twisting until he was lying with his head on your chest. “Nah. Let’s stay here.” Almost automatically, your fingers started to comb through his hair as you smiled to yourself. “Alright.” You both quickly drifted off to sleep.
Without your knowledge, Simon put the pictures the others took when they found you two, as his phone background and even kept a printed out version on himself at all times.
A/N: Just some nice little fluff! Hope you liked it! The alternative ending is based on this incorrect quote from @metallictastinglifesupportliquid. Also, let me know if you want to be on the perma taglist! Just say if you want all of COD or specific characters. Although I mostly post Ghost.
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