mewlingquimm

[mewlingquimm]

me: *opens fanfic*

fanfic: I -

me:

[mewlingquimm]

This holiday season, download “Bucky Barnes Sings Christmas” from iTunes and Google Play.

[mewlingquimm]

difference between reading smut and fluff 

smut/ rated M and E: 

pokerface sage level

frozen af

slight mouth twitching

less breathing/no breathing at all

often reads at exposed public spaces

CHILL AF

fluff:

tendency to break things

screaming

raptor noises

more screaming

fanning self

chill level at -0

hits everything and everyone

always on the verge of cardiac arrest

abnormal heart rate

external manifestation of the devil high on rainbow weed

‘bitch you dont touch me while im reading this or i will hurt you’

[mewlingquimm]

I’m not sure if he’s pleased or upset