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this happens every other hour

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Happy Birthday to Charlize Theron <3

The bestest of birthdays to the most precious human being that ever walked the Earth – Charlize Theron <3

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Happy Birthday to Charlize Theron <3

The bestest of birthdays to the most precious human being that ever walked the Earth – Charlize Theron <3

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“The Fight Must Go On” — Cipher/Letty Ortiz

I think we all needed this since the very first trailer for Fast X came out. Enjoy <3

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“The Fight Must Go On” — Cipher/Letty Ortiz

I think we all needed this since the very first trailer for Fast X came out. Enjoy <3

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“The Fight Must Go On” — Cipher/Letty Ortiz

I think we all needed this since the very first trailer for Fast X came out. Enjoy <3

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Charlize Theron as Dr. Wren Petersen in “The Last Face” (2016)

Screencaps <3

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Hi natsy!! <3

Hi bestieee <33

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“Mistress Plan” — Lady Leonora Lesso/Fem!Reader

Happy Holidays my fellow Lesso Lovers <3

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Merry Christmas <3

Very Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it. Lots of happiness and health to all of you, and a really Happy New Year!!! 🎄🎆

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Leonora entering her private quarters shared with Reader:

Reader who heard the door and turns to peek from her seat on the couch: Hey, Nora!  How was your meeting with Clarissa? 

Leonora: *Exasperated grunts* The same thing, the same usual refrain about who was going to triumph again this year! 

Reader: *Compassionate smile* Yeah I can imagine.  It's the same every time, you act like an old married couple when it comes to who good or evil is going to win. 

Leonora: *Disgusted grimace* Please never again insinuate me and Dovey with the words "Married couple" it's disgusting....

Reader with a teasing amused smile: I'm just giving a simple watching you two.  Golden Retriever and Black Cat is a trope that I enjoy reading or watching. You two are adorable when you interact!

Leonora: *Menacing glare*

Reader: Ok, Ok... I'm quiet. 

Leonora: What are you doing anyway, Love?  Aren't you correcting papers or preparing for your lesson tomorrow? 

Reader: I finished an hour ago so I sat down to watch a movie while I waited for you to come back from the meeting. 

*Leonora unbuttoning her long coat as she goes to sit on the couch with Reader*

Leonora: *Sighs while resting her head on Reader's lap* What's this about? 

Reader: *Begins stroking and massaging Leonora's hair* Oh it's called Crimson Speak. Long story short the protagonist can literally communicate with ghosts. 

Leonora: ...And the plot is very interesting, I imagine. 

Reader: Yes, why are you asking? 

Leonora: Wouldn't the "plot" be this actor you crush on and whose ears you kept bugging me because he plays this god named Loki?  This man named Tom Hiddleston? 

Reader: ...No...

*Tom Hiddleston appears on screen*

Leonora: I knew it.  *Unimpressed*

Reader: But I swear to you that the plot remains very interesting!!

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Reader having attended all the denouement with Rafal, Sophie and Leonora:

Reader: Uh... Excuse you sir.  But if such a smart, charismatic, funny, dedicated, and beautiful woman had done everything for me and I ended up throwing her away like garbage in the end, I would really think about going to get my sanity checked.  *Look of pure judgment to Rafal*

Leonora: *Look Reader with a soft look and a smirk* No, for once I have to blame myself for my bad taste in men. Luckily my taste in women is better, when it's all over I think I'll know who to give my time to, Pet. 

Clarissa: You two are really adorable but it's really not the time, we're about to die here!

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THIS IS GOLD

Clarissa: I can't believe I witnessed this! 

Leonora: Me neither, but I have to say it was pretty funny to watch. 

Clarissa turning angrily to Reader: Anything to say in your defense? 

Reader: Yeah.  Why do I take the blame? 

Clarissa: Because you were the adult in charge while I was only gone for five minutes ! And that you did nothing except participate in the chaos when this ball degenerated and you realized at the last moment that the punch was alcoholic and that Nevers and Evers were dancing on the tables in a state of intoxication!

Reader: Ah yes, that's right.... So I guess for the next prom, my foam party project won't be allowed even if I dance with the students on the tables without being drunk like them? 

Leonora: *Trials without much success hid her tremors of laughter in view of Clarissa's furious face*

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A Hero being an Ever former student who came to school to train future princes: That's why, Milady, I think we'd be perfect for each other!  *Toothpaste commercial smile and an incredibly arrogant attitude identical to Gaston from Beauty and the Beast*

Reader looking the most disgusted ever seen to date: *Falsely charming smile* I'd rather get lost and get lost  ripping out every limb by a creature from the Endless Woods what would it be to have the idea of ​​being with a man of your kind.  And I would add that my heart already belongs to the most incredible person I have had the pleasure of laying eyes on. 

The Hero not taking the refusal well: And who could this man be?  I'm sure I can beat him with no problem! 

Leonora standing menacingly behind the awkward man: *Soft but icy voice* Shame on you for assuming it could only be a man.  Now... May I know what a retired hero would want with my partner?  *Shark smile* Does it bother you, Pet? 

Reader with bright eyes at the sight of his girlfriend: Yes, thanks for asking Lesso!  I can say "No" to this gentleman but he doesn't seem to understand the meaning of this simple word for about thirty minutes. 

*Leonora placing a reassuring and possessive hand on Reader's waist*

Leonora: What indignity.  Maybe one more "no" will work its way into that horribly thick skull, don't you think Love? 

Reader: I agree.  Sir, I'm not interested in your advances, please stop harassing me. 

Leonora: Did you hear that pretty creature?  Stand back now *Uses his cane to pull the Hero away from Reader* And the next time I see you hovering around her and disturbing her like you did, rest assured that the Doom Room is not just a room that  I use on my students.

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5K CELEBRATION - top 10 tv shows (as voted by my followers) 9. The Vampire Diaries  (2009-2017)  ↳ “No matter how much I missed you or how much pain I was in, I never would have erased everything we ever had. Even if I was drowning in grief, I’d rather hang on to every moment that I ever held you, or every laugh I ever heard, every shred of happiness that we ever had. I would rather spend every moment in agony than erase the memory of you.”

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THIS THEORY IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE. IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE, CHANGE MY MIND

I HAVE A THEORY

so of course I'm going to share it with the class.

yk when the staff are discussing the relationship between a Never and and Ever, and Lesso is like

"It's repulsive"

SHE TOTALLY STUTTERS AND LOOKS AT DOVEY

obviously there is a 0.00000000000000000000000001% chance that this is intended, and it's defo not deliberate but I still like to imagine it being like *gotta say it's bad, oh shit I looked at Dovey, ok she totally knows, gotta fix that mistake, internal panic*

so either she has a crush on dovey or they have a secret relationship and are trying to pretend they agree with the whole no ever/never relationships.

"It's rep- *looks at Dovey* -repulsive..."

*smiles to myself*

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Clarissa: Question. What could you wish for your worst enemy?

Leonora: A slow and painful death administered by me. 

Reader: *Reader an Ever and as relaxed as possible* Burn and blood his life and watch him crawl like a worm on the remains of ashes he has left.  And let him crawl in his misery praying to get it over with as soon as possible. 

Leonora:....

Clarissa:....

Leonora: *Smiles lovingly* I knew I had a reason to love you, Pet.