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I know smoking is bad, but for Remus it's different

I know being too gullible is bad, but for James it's different

I know being reckless is bad, but for Sirius it's different

I know having mental issues is bad, but for Regulus it's different

I know being a psychopath is bad, but for Barty Jr. it's different

I know betraying all of your friends and therefore killing them is bad, but- wait, nope, it's still bad, sorry Pettigrew

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Remus: I

Sirius: I

Remus: I support

Sirius: I support

Remus: I support you

Sirius: I support you

Remus: james

Sirius: james

Remus: I support you james

Sirius: brotherfucker!

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james @ 3am : do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back???

regulus : go to sleep James

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long live to foursaints. rosekiller

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Technically true.

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James: Look what I caught!

Sirius: What?

James: A stray cat!

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: That’s Regulus.

James: Stray cat!

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Them doing some weird dance to this

the taxpayers wrote I Love You Like an Alcoholic about Rosekiller

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Jesper: One time me and my Da got into a huge fight and didnt speak for a day or two, then he sent me to the grocery store with a list, tell me why one of the items was ‘a better attitude’ 😤

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No the real reason that Sirius didn't go insane when he was in Azkaban is because he and barty just constantly talked shit about people who they hated from Hogwarts, and it was probably a little like this

Sirius: Barty

Sirius: hey Barty do you remember Corban and Maria from school

Barty: yeah

Sirius: well I read in the prophet that they are getting a divorce because he cheated on her with her cousin

Barty: no!

Sirius: yes!

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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barty: do you like my outfit?

evan: not as much as i like what’s underneath it

barty: *smirking* oh?

evan: i need your chair, get up.

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Help me.

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Regulus *at literally any point in his life*: I'm sorry I roasted you I was trying to flirt

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the taxpayers wrote I Love You Like an Alcoholic about Rosekiller

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Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: *watching Remus pour Coca-Cola down the sink* what are you doing?

Remus: I’m using this to dissolve whatever gunk is clogging the drain

Harry: cool, do you think it will dissolve the screwdriver that’s down there?

Remus: the fucking what?

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Marlene: Sirius, you have a lot of trauma.

Sirius: Thanks, it was a gift from my mother.

Remus:

Peter:

Lily:

James: I think it might be finally time to start letting go of all your baggage.

Sirius: I just said it was a gift from my mother!

Regulus: No, this time I’m with Sirius.