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Bruce: What do you want from me!? Are you here to make me suffer more? To show me the weakness of my humanity? Are you the physical proof of my failures to deny sin?!

Danny: I'm literally just standing here, man. I haven't done anything.

Bruce: Then stop wearing my butler's face!

Danny: Look, dude, I don't care what mental breakdown you're going through. Schedule it for three a.m., like the rest of us. I'm just looking for Alfred Pennyworth. According to my adoptive parents, he is my biological father, and he might have an answer to a medical problem I'm going through.

Bruce: No! Alfred can't be your dad!

Danny: Why not?

Bruce: He just can't!

Alfred: Master Bruce, you are sixteen. You're old enough not to be threatened by another child being mine. Cease this jealousy at once.

Bruce in French: It's not jealousy. It's puberty.

Alfred also in French: I beg your pardon?

Bruce crying French: He's so hot Alfred and I didn't know he looks exactly like you at that age. I basically dreamed of kissing you in the moonlight.

Danny in french: Again. Mental breakdown needs to be rescheduled. So you're my father. I thought you would be taller.

Bruce: *Screams of anguish* HE SPEAKS FRENCH.

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AHHH ALL OF YOUR PROMPTS AND POSTS ARE SO GOOD!! I need to finish 'Against All Odds BoyFail Danny Scores a Dilf' first but this is definitely next!!

I always found it a bit off putting how much batfam gets away with in fics so i will definitely write something with these two prompts combined!!

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Against All Odds BoyFail Danny Scores a Dilf

> DP x DC #0.2 - Copper Ice <

one again shout out to @chekhovs-slinky for the og prompt

As Danny and Sam entered their shared home the sounds of a action movie reached them signaling the location of their housemate.

"Were home!!!" Sam yelled into the house.

"In the cinema room!!"

They strolled further in until they reached their friend, Tucker was sat on the sofa leaving a gap that Danny flopped himself on to, groaning in embarrassment at his actions from earlier. Patting his back Tucker winced at Dannys behavior "Woah whats up with you dude? Did you mess up or something? I thought you left the shy guy act in your twenties?"

Sams laugh caught Tuckers attention " Oh he did something alright. Get this, I come up to Danny to ask him for my keys and hes totally zoned out! I finally get his attention and he tells me he thinks he has a chance to get a date with the guy hes looking at. Now, who do you think he was talking about?"

"Based on Dannys reaction I'd say Bruce Wayne?" At Tuckers reply Sam makes an X motion over her chest "EH wrong, Danny-boy over here went after Alfred Pennyworth, As in the guy that raised Bruce Wayne, As in the guy Bruces children consider their grandfather, As in the guy who is 35 years older than Danny!!"

"NO WAY WHAT" Tucker looked down at Danny on his lap and started shaking him "DANNY STOP BEING PATHETIC AND TELL ME EVERYTHING"

"Danny cant answer the phone hes dead" came Dannys muffled reply. Tucker rolled his eyes and turned back to Sam, "so what did Alfred say?"

Sitting down Sam started to, dramatically in Dannys humble opinion, regale Tucker with their evening story," im not even joking Tuck he looked like Alfred was the Cinderella to his Prince Charming with the way he ran after him. Me and Brucie looked so lost and we had to have awkward small talk about the charity until Danny came back."

At this point the force of Tuckers laughter was making him a very uncomfortable pillow so Danny rolled over to glare at him. "Danny, dude, you gotta admit its hilarious how desperate you must have looked in front of Wayne. You probably don't even know where your taking Alfred on a date do you." Dannys groan of embarrassment was answer enough for Tucker to lose it once more.

"Don't worry Danny well come up with a plan for you to woo your beau" Sam soothed as she patted his back, Danny simply groaned out of embarrassment. He had the worst friends.

The batcave was a flurry of voices all asking Alfred questions, the man in question simply arching a brow at their unruly behavior.

"Alfred are you really going on a date with that guy?! We don't even know anything about him!!" Dick was seemingly the most distraught at the news, his grandfather?? Dating?

Oracles voice crackled as she spoke through the caves speakers " His name is Danyal Danny Nightingale, 36 years old, he is the co-owner and eventual heir to DalvCo. He has a relatively clean record aside from some speeding and arrests for unruly protests."

Alfred simply sighed in response, "Master Dick, Ms. Barbara, while I understand your worry that is no reason to invade our guests privacy. And yes Master Dick I will be going on a date with Mr. Nightingale, his efforts to pursue me are commendable, and I will be giving him a chance even if it isn't earnest on my behalf."

"So youre just going along with his whims? 'tt' I expected more from you Pennyworth" Damian didn't show it outwardly but he was excited for Alfreds date. He had immediately recognized Nightingale during the gala, not because of his business, but because he was the person to bring back the purple backed gorillas from extinction. Damian had been 6 years old when he first saw a magazine featuring Daniel Nightingale. He had devoured the every word written about Daniel and it sparked the beginning of Damians infatuation with animal conservation beyond that of his families ideas.

Now seeing the opportunity to meet his role model face to face, and possibly even being related to him (if Alfred's account of Nightingale wanting to court with the intent of marriage was correct.) Damian knew what had to be done.

Damian was going to become Gothams cupid and make sure his Grandfather and role model got together.

Laying back on Tuckers legs, Danny tensed as he felt another sneeze attack coming on, halting all conversation.

ACHOO "Bless you" " Bless you" "Thanks, ugh who decided that speaking my name would cause me to sneeze"

Sam rolled her eyes at Dannys whining. "At least you dont get the calling to be summoned like with your royal title" Danny glared at Sam "gee thanks for being so compassionate, Ill be sure to sneeze on you next time"

"I wonder who's talking about me though"

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Against All Odds BoyFail Danny Scores a Dilf

> DPxDC #0.1 - Copper Ice <

{inspired by @chekhovs-slinky post on DPxDC community}

Danny and Sam at a Wayne gala and while Sam is busy networking with rich people to convince them to donate to her environmental conservation charities, Danny wanders off to find something interesting to do.

Cue him arriving at the Snack Table where he loiters for a bit until he notices someone approaching. He notices them holding a tray and, not wanting to be in there way, backs away from the table to let them pass by. When he does so he gets his first real look at the man and he. is. stunned. The man is clearly MUCH older than him, probably by more than 20 years, but he wears the age impeccably. His hair is a light salt and pepper look, he has a well groomed mustache, and his suit is so impeccably pressed that he looks more like a guest than the worker he is.

The man leaving back to the kitchens is what breaks Danny out of his stupor. He feels his face flushing and his core calling out for the man's faint ecto-signature that he felt.

As much as Danny wants to march into the kitchens and profess his adoration to the man, he knows it would make a horrible first impression to bother him during his working hours. Instead he simply looks longingly at the doors he entered, hoping to catch a glimpse of him when he exits again.

He must have been there for a while as he feels himself be shaken by someone. Danny turns to a frustrated Sam, "Danny are you finally paying attention?! Ive been trying ask you something for the past 5 minutes!!"

"Sorry Sam I was distracted by-" he cuts himself off as the man he'd been looking out for exits the kitchen once again. He is just as handsome as when Danny first saw him, but instead of heading back to where Danny is, the man walks towards someone else. He seems familiar with them and almost fond, Danny feels his core aching at the possibility of him already having a partner, and lets out a sorry sigh.

"What was that sigh for? And why are you looking at Brucie Wayne and his butler so longingly?"

At Sams words he whips his head around "thats Brucie Wayne?! And thats his butler?! The one who raised him ever since his parents passed?"

"Yeah I believe his name is Alfred something, Brucie makes it a point to mention him during interviews whenever they ask him about his family. He makes it a point to emphasize how much he sees his butler as a father figure. You didn't recognize them?"

Incredibly handsome AND a good father figure? Someone fan him because Danny was about to dramatically swoon to the floor.

"Do you think you can accompany me to talk with him? I feel like I might have a shot." Sam stared at him incredulously "Really? But hes so much older than you?"

Danny simply smirked," Nothing can stop me from shooting my shot with such a Dilf" Sam rolled her eyes and shot him a teasing disgusted look simply putting her hands up,"Whatever, if you want to make him out to be a cradel robber be my guest"

As Danny and Sam approached the cocktail table Brucie and Alfred were at the pair looked away from their conversation realizing that they were about to be joining them for conversation. Alfred quickly turned back to say a few words before turning as if to leave. Seeing this Danny sped up, leaving Sam behind, to catch Alfred before he was out of earshot.

Before he could call out to him Brucie stepped forward as if anticipating him," Hello Mr. Nightingale , you must be Ms. Mansons guest! Is there anything you-" Danny quickly cut him off and side stepped him to catch up to Alfred, "so sorry Mr.Wayne but I was actually wanting to speak with Mr. Alfred issosorry pleasedontbemadatsambye"

"MR.ALFRED" A bit taken aback, Alfred turned to look at the young man that was calling him, "Good Evening Sir, is everything alright?"

Catching up to him Danny simply blushed and rubbed his hands together, "No no everything is gucc-I MEAN great, yeah everything is great. I was just, um, wondering if you might be free for a bit? Unless you're super busy!! Then nevermind. I just-" Danny cut himself off at the small chuckles coming from Alfred, damn even his laugh was hot, Danny was so screwed.

"I do have a bit of time before the next course needs to be served. Shall we step out into the balcony?" Alfred signaled to a set of doors. Danny nodded sheepishly and walked behind Alfred.

"So what was it you wanted to discuss Mr....." Danny whipped his head around and stuck out his hand, "Danny, Danny Nightingale and you Mr....". Alfred took his hand with a charming grin, no seriously someone fan Danny his knees really were going weak," Alfred Pennyworth at your service."

"Well you see, I- I saw you at the end of the table and, I just think you are one of the most handsome people I've ever seen" Putting his hands up in a panicked way Danny continued his rambling "And before you think I'm just interested in your looks I also fell for you after realizing that you were the one to step up and care for Brucie when he was a child. I went through something similar in my adolescence. I believe that shows a lot of your character" Alfred was looking at him with a proud yet still slightly confused expression so Danny knew he had to make his point clear.

"What I'm trying to say is I really like you, and it might seem like its for shallow reasons reasons right now but, would you allow me to court you?" Looking up to gauge Alfreds reaction, he could see that the other man was taken-aback but flattered all the same.

Alfred had expected the young man to be looking for private information about his charges lives or advice on how to woo them, not for him to be the one being propositioned. The young man was probably only a few years younger than Bruce was, and even he could admit that he was beautiful in a uncanny way. Alfred smiled indulgently at the man " Mr. Nightingale while I am flattered you would want to court me, I am a bit too old for you. Surely there are a number of people near your age who you'd rather date? I apologize for wasting your time and rejecting your feelings but I must get back before the next course is done" Alfred bowed in goodbye and started to leave before he felt a hand tugging at his.

Danny had been felt his heart plummet at the rejection, he knew it was a long shot to be accepted immediately and he knew he should accept the rejection and move on . But his core yearned, it protested the resignation and rejection and seemed to want to leap out of his chest as if only to be at Alfreds side forever, even for the short seconds before it and Danny died. His body moved without thinking and desperately tried to stop the retreating figure.

"Please Mister Pennyworth give me a chance to convince you of my feelings sincerity, just one month and if you still don't believe me, I- I'll leave you alone once more, but please I am begging you to give me a chance" Danny held on to the hand with the reverance his intended should be given, future-queen-future-core-mate his core whispered.

Alfred felt himself fluster at the others bold actions, they were still in a secluded hall but he could see Master Bruce and Ms. Manson looking quizzically at the interaction with only his Brucie Wayne persona being tbe reason he didn't run to them demanding an explanation. He looked back down at the mans pleading eyes and felt his face flush, truly what harm would a month do?

"Alright Mr. Nightingale I accept your terms, if you are truly serious about me then you can find us a dinner spot for next Friday, we shall see what happens from there. Now I really must be going, I shall see you then" He left a card in his hand and walked back into the kitchens, leaving a kneeling Danny in the hall.

He did it. HE DID IT. He got a date with the man of his dreams. Turning to the other end of the hallway he beamed at Sam and Brucie before running to them. "Sam Sam!! I did it!! I got a date with him!!"

Both Sam and Brucie looked stunned at his exclamation, Sam because she had thought Danny was referring to Brucie when having a chance, and Bruce because he was flabbergasted that someone had gotten a date with his father butler when he had thought the man wanted to speak with him.

Sam recovered from her shock quicker than Bruce and after seeing Danny, and most likely his core, vibrating in sheer happiness at his success. She sighed fondly and patted his shoulder " Well you got your man to give you a chance, so where are you taking him on a date?"

She could see when the reality of having to choose a date spot that his intended would like while still being true to him hit. Danny slowly turned to her with a pathetic look on his face "Saammm help me I don't know where to take him in Gotham" Sam snorted at his pathetic image and started to drag him away," alright lover boy lets go brainstorm your date somewhere you can whine about it freely" she turned back to Brucie and gave him a small grin " Thank you for the lovely conversation Mr. Wayne but I must get this one to the hotel before his brian melts from thinking too hard"

Bruce watched as the pair left through the manor's doors, did that really just happen?! Did Alfred really agree to go on a date with that man?! Turning his comm online Bruce let out a gruff order " Oracle can you find me everything there is about a Daniel 'Danny' Nighingale and send it to the Batcomputer he seems to-" Bruce cringed at his next words " he seems to have gotten a date with Alfred"

The immediate explosion of noise just made his headache bigger. Truly what had Alfred been thinking.

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i got gordon

Gordon teams up with Walker to convict the Joker of crimes against humanity after Danny accidentally broke his legs trying to escape him after a kidnapping. Danny, scared of being sent to jail, called up Walker to get diplomatic immunity. Instead Walker and Gordon started chatting and realized this was the perfect time to convict the Joker without fear of him running away and also send him somewhere he wouldnt come back from.

It doesn't hurt that during their "case preparation" meetings they realized how much they liked each other. Aka Walker x Gordon

Use this random DC character wheel to write a dpxdc prompt, fanfic, or blurb below! (Or just say what ya got ehehe)

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First writing for DPxDC is posted!!

This work is me explaining some head-cannons and ideas that I have for DPxDC so that my fanfics make sense. Will be posting my actual first work soon!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64701193