nerdyafricanwilddog

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i just want a person to go into the woods with and look for criptids and get lost until the stars come out and i want to hold them in my arms and breath in their scent and just live and feel peaceful

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ill worship like a snail at the shrine of your slime

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Everyone should read this

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If you ever feel unwanted just remember...

There are at least 7.441 billion people in this world who don't know you, so it's impossible for them to not want you

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I had a dream that Matt and Steph from GameTheory were in my dance class. Matt told steph a joke (I can't remember what it was) and she got so triggered that she pulled out her keys and keyed the floor.

Is there something wrong with me?

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I tried to play piano and this happened. SOME- BODY ONCE PLAYED ME

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I made a meme themed hunger games. These are the results.

Btw I thought you should know, tide pods died if dehydration lmao!

Here's the link to the Hunger Games simulator

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php

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Drink me daddy

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I feel a sudden emotional connection to my fbi agent. Like I've known them my whole life.

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Does anybody remember the Pet Rock fad? Well here's an online copy of the manual. (Spoiler alert!) It's hilarious!

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I’m learning Hedwig’s theme (the Harry Potter theme) I think it’s going well :) This is also my first time learning piano btw.

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JD: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.

Veronica: *Gives him a strange look and hands him a piece of gum*

JD: *Thinking* Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no. For me, GUM is PERFECTION. I loathe myself.

JD is honestly so extra.

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Hamilton bootleg on YouTube!

Original cast. Go watch now!

It's called ''I am desgusted by logan paul. This time he's gone to far''

https://youtu.be/7VLeX19CWSs

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I really don't understand how some fangirls say they love him and that they would want a boyfriend like him!

He tried to literally blow up a school and everybody in it!!!

I would rather date Heather Duke than JD.

Ok but JD ticks every box for psychopath why is it still an argument if he is or not

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The jokes I made when I was 4 were...

Me: nock nock

Me: *unintelligent mumbling*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAA

i say we start a meme where we take jokes that don’t work in other languages and translate them without explanation maybe only tagging with the original language and confuse the heck out of everyone on tumblr who’s not in on the meme like

in italian we say “prince light blue” (prince azzurro) instead of “prince charming” and i just saw a joke that in english would be “if you can’t find your prince charming, the solution is to take a random dude from the street and paint him”

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The Outsider by Marina and the Diamonds

I Love this song so much! I can't stop listening to it!

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"You can't use an airhorn, Matthew!''

Jason, Chris, and Steff probably