#blame jason

[ramunnae]

final GTLive no one speak to me I'm on the verge of tears already

[lexusveryreal]

lexus the lore keeker over here solving lorefi before it even came out 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

don't mind my voice i was screaming the whole entire time lol

but like getting noticed by majority of team theorist for solving the lorefi trailer wasn't on my 2024 bingo 😭

[dweeby-posser]

This is not going to reach them but I had a friend who went to camp river ranch in 2015. Their name at the time was Rayden, but like.

They introduced me to many queer concepts and was huge in my own queer journey, even though i only new them for a week. At one point duting the week they told me,

"Don't even contact me until you have read Homestuck"

And while Rayden I still haven't read Homestuck, i want to to know i miss you and would love to reconect. So if you're out there, I am too.

Sincerely, your friend from comic book week at Camp River Ranch.

[kaizaki-z]

hashtag blame jason

- older sibling

Blame Jason.

[ghurab-alzilal]

Damian, texting : Grayson, help me, I was kidnapped leaving school and obviously I can't act without ruining my civilian cover.

Dick, texting him back : WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?!

Damian: With a stranger in a Mercedes black car.

Dick: I'll call Jason. We'll find you, I promise.

Jason, gets a call : What's up, Dickhead?

Dick: Jason, I need you to come immediately, Damian was kidnapped and can't act without exposing himself so Nightwing and Red Hood must go rescue the little prince of Gotham.

Jason: What the fuck are you talking about? He's just right here with-

Jason: *angrily snorts *

Jason: I'm going to hang up, see you at home.

Jason, turning to co-pilot seat : I JUST DYED MY TUFT BLACK! IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL!

Damian, feignedly scared : WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH JASON?!!

[asparkinhereyes]

you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love jason todd but i can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) & i can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out for his actions (which are always correct)!

[somewhereincairparavel]

i will never understand how people have the heart to hate Jason even after they found out that his Ambrosia tastes like fucking sawdust. Ambrosia being tasty is like one single happy thing a demigod can have despite their tragic lives, because it reminds them of the home they once had, but lost. And Jason doesn't even have that, he doesn't even have a home to lose in the first place.

[erinwantstowrite]

i saw comic panels of baby jaybin and i felt like doodling him for a little bit

[ditzybat]

tim with nothing but a mild cold acting like a dying victorian child because his immune system is basically that of one: if i die, wear a superbat t-shirt with a suit and bowtie, tell no one what it means

kon: alright, let's get you back to bed hun

tim: also dump me in an incinerator i don't wanna steal jason's schtick because i don't think the authors will let me die

kon: okay you're just hallucinating now

[lexusveryreal]

and then lee stole josiah's wallet

[damian-lil-babybat]

They're judging their sibling's life decisions, and they are not impressed.

(And to think Jason and Dami have pit-madness in their system)

[confused-squishy]

Danny and his boys

Jason x Danny, Dick, Tim, Damian (Platonic) x Danny.

Danny groaned at the sight before him. He had gone to the grocery store to get him and his fiancé ingredients for dinner. He hadn't been stopped or almost mugged the whole trip. He should've known his luck was against him. Classic Fenten Luck.

His fiancé Jason is leaning against the couch. Bloody bandages wrapped around his torso. Shirtless and wearing sweatpants. On the couch was Dick. Also, with bloody bandages wrapped around his torso as well. Tim was at the kitchen table typing away on a laptop with not so bloody bandages wrapped around his chest.

Danny was glad he got more ingredients than usual. His gut told him it wouldn't be enough. Turns out his gut was correct. Danny silently made his way to the kitchen. Patting Tim's head as he went. Smiling softly at the way Tim's tense form had relaxed under his hand. He set the bags on the counter. Carefully taking out everything.

After taking everything out, Danny opened the fridge. Grabbing a can of coffee, two Gatorades, and bottled water. He set the can of coffee by Tim, then headed to the living room. Handing Dick the first Gatorade, then bending down, giving Jason a soft kiss and the other Gatorade.

Dick grunted out a soft thanks as Jason released what Danny hopes was a sigh of relief. But he couldn't be sure. He walked down the small hallway and peaked into the bedroom. He snorted at the sight of Damian curled up with Cujo. He crept in and set the water bottle on the bedside table. Kissing Damian's temple softly along with Cujo's forehead.

Now that his boys are given drinks. He needs to start on dinner. Although he'll have to run back to the store for something to make for Damian. Unless he makes a vegetarian lasagna instead. He might do that instead, actually. Let it be a punishment for his boys not listening and a reward for Damian listening to him. They should've just waited to go out on that mission.

[prlssprfctn]

I've been brewing this post for far too long in my drafts, but I need more doomed!Bruce and Jason throughout universes. And it is not even always about the same Jaybin, dying in the warehouse scenarios!

Sometimes Jason is just a kid, who died in front of Batman, who maybe jumped in between Batman and the villain recklessly, to keep him safe, and whose blood stuck under Bruce's nails. His face haunts him in nightmares, still.

In other realities, Bruce meets Jason as a teen, and they never even get to become father and son officially - but they slowly get into each other's lives, until something awful happens, leaving a ghost of a smirking kid stroll behind Bruce's hunched figure for the rest of his life.

Or maybe it is one of these realities, where Jason crawls out of the Alley Crime himself, and manages to become famous in Gotham; the one, where he opens a charity fond, dedicated to people, who fight with the drug addiction. Bruce Wayne is sympathetic of a kid he meets during some of the events, and as they slowly start contacting each other more often, getting closer, he promises himself to protect him. Expect, Batman is late to save Jason Todd from the hands of yet another villain.

It could be the priest Jason Todd that meets bleeding out Batman on the stairs of the church, and who helps him out, for what he later pays with his life. Or they are not really vigilantes in any of these universes - just father and son.

And in some of these universes, they reconcile. In one of them, some of the medics connect the dots that a catatonic boy, who is covered in dirt, calling for his dad, for Bruce is Bruce's Wayne dead son, and try calling him. In another, LoA!Jason with his memory still being in a haze, crosses his path with Batman, before getting dipped in the Lazarus Pit.

But the point stands.

In all of them, Bruce Wayne is too late. In all of them, Bruce Wayne fails to save Jason Todd.

[somewhereincairparavel]

my roman empire is that jason thought he was good friends with hazel, considering that jason probably welcomed hazel when she first came to camp jupiter, but in HOH hazel said she would rather be in a room with anyone else but jason. their potential for friendship just went down the drain. why rick :(

[theactorbat]

Cassandra: Why is he in my apartment?

Stephanie stitching up a wound on Jason’s arm: You mean our apartment? And look he’s bleeding!

Cassandra: Is it a requirement he bleed in OUR apartment? Can’t he bleed in his own?????

Jason:

Cassandra: 😐

[violent138]

Batman & Co. trying to deal with an Arkham breakout when the Batmobile screeches onto the scene and runs over the main, juiced up lunatic they're struggling to take out.

Batman:

Robin:

Batgirl:

Red Robin: *checking crushed guy's pulse* "He's alive!"

Red Hood: *clambering out of vehicle*

Batman: "Are you-- what the hell did you do?"

Robin, quietly: "Something effective. For once."

Red Hood: "Oh my goodness how'd that fucking happen? Come on, stop looking at me like that, the car has an autopilot." *pats the top of the car*

Batman: *knocking out another escapee* "Just drive him to the hospital."

Red Hood, saluting once and climbing back into the car while Red Robin loads the guy in.

*Batmobile loudly screeches back and takes out another guy*