onepieceguy

[onepieceguy]

Can I please be the first to say... uh, duh?

Lightsaber Form: Weiss Schnee

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Caitlyn: There's nothing we can do to bring her back now...

Vi: ...

Jinx: She has risen, babygirl!

Caitlyn: FUCK!

Ekko: Listen Powder, whoever you think I am, you got the wrong guy.

Powder: You were always the wrong guy… until you weren’t

[onepieceguy]

I get that

So, something I've noticed about my writing ideas is that they're incompatible with my actual writing skill.

When I think of a scene in my head, I can imagine the motion, feel the impact, and embrace the emotions of the clash. Perfect for a comic book! ...Which is not my writing style. Take an action scene from any manga or graphic novel and try to explain how you turn a page of images into a wall of text. Because I certainly can't.

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I post one non shitpost art and I come back with this

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This is why I'm considering giving up writing fanfics all together.

just a heeeaaads up that some of these art commission scammers are upgrading their technique

they will now actually take notes of things that really happened in your fic, they make it sound personalised and genuine, but there's a way they talk that feels weirdly artificial, there's always a vague mention of some 'ideas' they have, if it raises your hackles trust those instincts and tread carefully, because ultimately-

they will ALWAYS LEAD YOU TO A SECONDARY LOCATION

suddenly changing up their writing style is a big red flag, wanting to take you off platform to some other site showcasing their 'art' is an even bigger red flag, REAL ARTISTS DO NOT DO THIS

no matter how genuine they sound, trust NOBODY advertising their art in your comment section, trust NOBODY who wants to take you off platform, NEVER go to that secondary location

STREET SMARTS!

[onepieceguy]

"Don’t be an ass, Guy" said literally EVERYONE in the DC Universe

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Spread the word.

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

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Maddi: But that doesn't make any sense. Our moms don't have a bunk bed.

Percy: ...

Lily: ...

Marcy: ...

Anne: ...

Sasha: ... I'm gonna tell her.

Anne & Marcy: (slap Sasha upside the head) DON’T YOU DARE!

Percy: "The kids at school were asking if you're a top or a bottom."

Sasha: "They should not be asking that."

Percy: "They said if that was your answer, then you were a bottom."

Sasha: "WHO ARE THESE FROGGIN' KIDS YOU'RE TALKING TO?!?!"

Percy: Uhhmm, my band and theater friends?

Sasha:…….

Sasha: okay that makes sense. They’re usually the most horny cliques.

Percy: ???

[onepieceguy]

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

[onepieceguy]

Well fucks? Get to it!

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They are married and Chopper is their kid

Incorrect Manga Quote 2

Nico Robin: Where's Chopper?

Franky: Don't worry, I put our kid to bed.

Nico Robin: "Our kid?" Franky, we're not married.

Franky: Robin, we're a little married.

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Incorrect Manga Quote 5

Strawhats Planning a Heist

Nami: Okay, you guys are going to spend two weeks on the island to study the bank and give me the layout of the vault. With the exception of Luffy and myself, who won't be going on the island, we're going to be using aliases for this job. And under no circumstances are any of you to refer to each other by your real names. So pay attention! These are your new names for the next two weeks. (points to Zoro) "Mr. Green." (points to Ussop) "Mr. Brown." (points to Robin) "Ms. Blue." (points to Chopper) "Mr. Red." (points to Franky) "Mr. White." (points to Brook) "Mr. Orange." (points to Sanji) And "Mr. Pink."

Sanji: What? Nami-Swan! Why am I Mr. Pink?!

Nami: Because I ran out of colors, alright? Be grateful you're not "Mr. Yellow!"

Brook: Yohohohohohohoho!

Sanji: (rolls his eyes) Why can't we pick our own colors?

Nami: Uh-uh, no way. I've tried that before, it doesn't work. You let the crew pick their own colors, five guys at minimum are all fighting over who gets to be "Mr. Black." No way, I pick!

Ussop: Yeah, but, I mean... "Mr. Brown" kinda sounds too much like "Mr. Shit."

Sanji: "Mr. Pink" sounds like - wait! Hey, wait, Nami-Swan! What about "Purple?" Yeah. Yeah! That works! I'll be "Mr. Purple."

Nami: You're not "Mr. Purple." Some other guy, on some other crew, planning some other heist is "Mr. Purple." You're "Mr. Pink!"

Franky: Sanji, who cares what your name is?

Sanji: Yeah, that's easy for you to say! You're "Mr. White!" I mean, if you really feel that way, you wanna trade?

Nami: Hey! Nobody's trading with anyone! This isn't a political debate! Now, there's two ways you can go, Sanji! My way or the highway! So what's it going to be, "Mr. Pink?"

Sanji: (smitten) Y-yes, Nami-Swan. It's beneath me. I'll - I'll be "Mr. Pink."

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Incorrect Manga Quote 10

One Day on the Sunny

Franky: Hello, Robin-san.

Nico Robin: Hello, Franky-san.

Usopp: Oh, they fuckin'.

Nami: What? They're just saying "hi" to each other.

Franky: How are you doing, today?

Nico Robin: I'm quite fine, how are you?

Usopp: Oh, they fuckin'! Look at them sparks!

Nami: They're just - they're just talking to each other!

Franky: Robin-san, there is no one I trust more than you.

Nico Robin: I'm glad to hear that, Franky-san... you are a very important person to me.

Nami: Oh, they fuckin'.

Usopp: OH, THEY FUCKIN'!

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Incorrect Manga Quote 12

(Nico Robin and Franky were caught making out in Chopper's closet)

Chopper: Robin, I know things have been stressful lately, but this is what's called a "coping mechanism." If you're not careful, it could become an addiction.

Nico Robin: Franky isn't an addiction, Chopper. He's a healthy distraction when I need a break from work.

Franky: Yeah, we all have groping mechanisms - uh, I mean coping mechanisms. (chuckles) We were coping in there.

Nico Robin: (giggles) "Groping mechanisms." You dork.

Chopper: (1000% done with them both)

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Incorrect Manga Quote 13

Nami: So, who wears the pants in the relationship?

Nico Robin & Franky: (look at each other)

Nico Robin: On a good day? Neither of us.

Franky: (high-fives her)

Nami: (face-palms)

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Luffy and Nami in a nutshell

Nami: (navigating to the next island) Here! Right here! All our needs will be met-

Luffy: I'm hungry!

Nami: IN A MINUTE!!!