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The JL and Batfam after rescuing this random white boy

Hal*slightly terrified*: Kid... Look those are supposed to be WORN and not eaten alright?

Danny chewing on a lantern construct: So? They are tasty. Why not eat them?

Superman: *Sighing* Look, son you can't just eat whatever you want even if they seem 'tasty'.

The GIW in the background after figuring out Danny's secret identity(they can't do anything with the other superheros there) :

Danny enjoying his meals that are just coming to him after spending a month not eating:

Superman upon realizing this kid has no heartbeat:

Batman already prepared to adopt this meta child:

Danny eating fear for breakfast (new title yay!)

SO! Danny's in Gotham and as you do in Gotham get got by a rogue specifically a clown. Why is Danny in Gotham of all places definitely not because Sam bet him 30$ he would get caught by a rogue (he bet 40$ he'd get caught by the joker.) definitely not because of that. ANYWAY!

DANNY'S BEEN KIDNAPPED! OH NO. BY THE JOKER! OhYES.

Jokers going on and on about how one of Bruce Wayne's kids is currently tied up somewhere in Gotham to the camera as if the camera could talk, and Danny looks like he is seething in rage. When suddenly... BOOM! Something comes crashing through the ceiling.

'Daniel Fenton of Earth, you possess great anger---' *chomp*crunch crunch crunch*swallow* "Kid did you just- DID YOU JUST EAT AN ALIEN RING?!?!" Now the Joker is freaking out. Not because his idiot henchmen got the wrong kid no no, Danny is prime Wayne adoption bait. But because this kid ate a ring without hesitation.

'Daniel Fenton of Earth you possess the ability to instill great fea--' *grab pound to dust snort* 'Daniel Fe--' *chomp* 'Daniel F-' 'Danie-''Dan-' Da-' 'D-'

Currently the lanterns who are on earth right now are perplexed about how this random teenager is eating the lantern rings. The Batfam are slowly getting closer ( and Dick is definitely not chanting 'New brother, New brother, New brother' in the comms.)

The Sinestro Corps are definitely cooping right now.

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You DARE come to MY POST and TRY to OUTPERFORM ME?

YOU'RE GETTING CHEESED!

Oh the horror of stabbing clowns

def fic starter

So in a pinch to get a one up on Vlad Danny, Dani and Dan constantly get into shenanigans. Be it the police, the government, the GIW, old miss Sharon from down the street or anyone who will pay any meaningful attention (look they take having chaos as a gender very seriously.) There are constant attempts to ruin Vlad's reputation. He's found the three doing the most random things to get on his nerves. He's found Dani eating furniture, Dan scaring people by telling them when and where their loved ones will or have died ( He has yet to find anything Danny has done only seeing him being scarily normal (what did he do?!?))

But this gala might just take the cake. It was simple, straight forward, Bruce Wayne has dealt with worse. Between child Richard swinging from chandeliers, Jason stealing anything of noteworthy value, Timothy's nonchalant attitude when the gala was in a hostage situation, Cassandra's standoffish quiet nature, Damian's rudeness, Duke's extroverted tendencies and Stephanie being herself. There's nothing Daniel, Danielle and Dan can do to destroy the playboy's sanity than what those brat's did.

He should have just taken that bowling invitation instead (It was really enticing too). The start of the gala was going swimmingly, Little Badger was talking with Timothy, making weird hand gestures, nothing too bad. Danielle and Stephanie were giggling about something looking near the punch bowl where Alexander Luther was at being absolutely annoyed at by Oliver Queen (they likely spiked it going to have to avoid THAT drama). Dan and Damian were squaring up each other with swords (where did they get those this is a public event ('We aren't even at Wayne manor where the Ancients did they get those')). When of course in Gotham 'do as gothamites do' some very kind gas mask wearing folk barge in and spray sleeping gas all over the place, and wake up in some sort of death contraption. It had only been 5 hours. Bowling is seeming very nice right about now.

This was likely the clowns doing if the massive amounts of green and purple spray paint everywhere has anything to say about it.

"Well hello there, All the most rich and powerful people in one Place how unfortun--- ACK." Somehow without warning, without being seen. Daniel was already on top of the Joker with Dan and Danielle off to the side quietly chanting "Stab the clown. Stab the clown. Stab the clown."

Bruce seeing an opportunity to further his case on Vlad Masters takes one look at what's about to happen asks "Your's?"

Sighing dramatically the response is quick and decisive. "No, Mr. Wayne they are... My godchildren, sadly."

A pat on the back with a quiet chuckle. "Well I see, you have your hands full huh?"

Can he have just one day where the 3 love him like a father?

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Danny eating fear for breakfast (new title yay!)

SO! Danny's in Gotham and as you do in Gotham get got by a rogue specifically a clown. Why is Danny in Gotham of all places definitely not because Sam bet him 30$ he would get caught by a rogue (he bet 40$ he'd get caught by the joker.) definitely not because of that. ANYWAY!

DANNY'S BEEN KIDNAPPED! OH NO. BY THE JOKER! OhYES.

Jokers going on and on about how one of Bruce Wayne's kids is currently tied up somewhere in Gotham to the camera as if the camera could talk, and Danny looks like he is seething in rage. When suddenly... BOOM! Something comes crashing through the ceiling.

'Daniel Fenton of Earth, you possess great anger---' *chomp*crunch crunch crunch*swallow* "Kid did you just- DID YOU JUST EAT AN ALIEN RING?!?!" Now the Joker is freaking out. Not because his idiot henchmen got the wrong kid no no, Danny is prime Wayne adoption bait. But because this kid ate a ring without hesitation.

'Daniel Fenton of Earth you possess the ability to instill great fea--' *grab pound to dust snort* 'Daniel Fe--' *chomp* 'Daniel F-' 'Danie-''Dan-' Da-' 'D-'

Currently the lanterns who are on earth right now are perplexed about how this random teenager is eating the lantern rings. The Batfam are slowly getting closer ( and Dick is definitely not chanting 'New brother, New brother, New brother' in the comms.)

The Sinestro Corps are definitely cooping right now.

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Oh the horror of stabbing clowns

def fic starter

So in a pinch to get a one up on Vlad Danny, Dani and Dan constantly get into shenanigans. Be it the police, the government, the GIW, old miss Sharon from down the street or anyone who will pay any meaningful attention (look they take having chaos as a gender very seriously.) There are constant attempts to ruin Vlad's reputation. He's found the three doing the most random things to get on his nerves. He's found Dani eating furniture, Dan scaring people by telling them when and where their loved ones will or have died ( He has yet to find anything Danny has done only seeing him being scarily normal (what did he do?!?))

But this gala might just take the cake. It was simple, straight forward, Bruce Wayne has dealt with worse. Between child Richard swinging from chandeliers, Jason stealing anything of noteworthy value, Timothy's nonchalant attitude when the gala was in a hostage situation, Cassandra's standoffish quiet nature, Damian's rudeness, Duke's extroverted tendencies and Stephanie being herself. There's nothing Daniel, Danielle and Dan can do to destroy the playboy's sanity than what those brat's did.

He should have just taken that bowling invitation instead (It was really enticing too). The start of the gala was going swimmingly, Little Badger was talking with Timothy, making weird hand gestures, nothing too bad. Danielle and Stephanie were giggling about something looking near the punch bowl where Alexander Luther was, being absolutely annoyed at by Oliver Queen (they likely spiked it going to have to avoid THAT drama). Dan and Damian were squaring up each other with swords (where did they get those this is a public event ('We aren't even at Wayne manor where the Ancients did they get those')). When of course in Gotham 'do as gothamites do' some very kind gas mask wearing folk barge in and spray sleeping gas all over the place, and wake up in some sort of death contraption. It had only been 5 hours. Bowling is seeming very nice right about now.

This was likely the clowns doing if the massive amounts of green and purple spray paint everywhere has anything to say about it.

"Well hello there, All the most rich and powerful people in one Place how unfortun--- ACK." Somehow without warning, without being seen. Daniel was already on top of the Joker with Dan and Danielle off to the side quietly chanting "Stab the clown. Stab the clown. Stab the clown."

Bruce seeing an opportunity to further his case on Vlad Masters takes one look at what's about to happen asks "Your's?"

Sighing dramatically the response is quick and decisive. "No, Mr. Wayne they are... My godchildren, sadly."

A pat on the back with a quiet chuckle. "Well I see, you have your hands full huh?"

Can he have just one day where the 3 love him like a father?

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Like Imagine for instance. A monster has appeared and people are running. A couple students see Randy attempting to stand up to said monster and are like, "No Randy this way to safety, let The Ninja handle it." and Randy is there like:

Randy so wants to go help as the Ninja and these people are preventing him from doing so. Just imagine Randy looking so worried and heartbroken, as people take him away from his mission, his duty. HE is supposed to be out there. HE is supposed to help. But he can't because the people are trying to rescue HIM, from the situation HE'S supposed to stop. And he's got to get away, he's got to transform, but he can't he'll blow his cover. Give me Randy who's lust for battle and need, to keep the civilians safe is being hampered by said civilians.

They don't even realize how depressed it makes him, because they don't know he's the ninja they're looking for.

Serious Randy

Between Normie!Randy, Canon!Randy, Fanon!Randy, what's to say we can't have a more serious Randy

Cue Serious!Randy who embraced the fact that he is a NINJA now. Embracing all the knowledge he is getting from the nomicon and using it to aid him in battles. He has no time for love, no time for games, no time to slack off, and ESPECIALLY no time for puns or swear masking.

It might take Howard a month or two, but he eventually figures out Randy and The Ninja are the same person.(Mostly because a very injured ninja breaks into his room and asks for bandages and claiming to be friends with him, but that's just speculation.)

Howard: Randy? Why didn't you tell me sooner? I thought we were friends?!?

Serious!Randy: Howard, buddy I know you and the second I tell you, you'd just go blabbering off to the next damn schmuck.

Howard: Okay first off language, second off you obviously don't know me that well, Third off rude Randy rude.

Serious!Randy: How about that time I told you about that middle school crush?

Howard: It was years ago! How was I supposed to know it was a secret?

Serious!Randy: It was in Eighth grade. And I told you it in confidence.

Give me Howard who slowly realizes his best friend isn't what he used to be. Give me Randy who is climbing into his window late at night after fighting some minor street thugs and needs to do his homework or else his grades will drop. I want Howard to be looking more closely at his friend, who is visibly hiding limps and speaking slower. Just imagine, Normie!Randy but it's regular Randy instead.

Just imagine Howard being a better friend to Randy and covering for him when, Randy needs to do the magic girl transformation. Give me Randy but he is always putting others before him even when it risks his health and status as The Ninja.

just imagine the angst.

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Serious Randy

Between Normie!Randy, Canon!Randy, Fanon!Randy, what's to say we can't have a more serious Randy

Cue Serious!Randy who embraced the fact that he is a NINJA now. Embracing all the knowledge he is getting from the nomicon and using it to aid him in battles. He has no time for love, no time for games, no time to slack off, and ESPECIALLY no time for puns or swear masking.

It might take Howard a month or two, but he eventually figures out Randy and The Ninja are the same person.(Mostly because a very injured ninja breaks into his room and asks for bandages and claiming to be friends with him, but that's just speculation.)

Howard: Randy? Why didn't you tell me sooner? I thought we were friends?!?

Serious!Randy: Howard, buddy I know you and the second I tell you, you'd just go blabbering off to the next damn schmuck.

Howard: Okay first off language, second off you obviously don't know me that well, Third off rude Randy rude.

Serious!Randy: How about that time I told you about that middle school crush?

Howard: It was years ago! How was I supposed to know it was a secret?

Serious!Randy: It was in Eighth grade. And I told you it in confidence.

Give me Howard who slowly realizes his best friend isn't what he used to be. Give me Randy who is climbing into his window late at night after fighting some minor street thugs and needs to do his homework or else his grades will drop. I want Howard to be looking more closely at his friend, who is visibly hiding limps and speaking slower. Just imagine, Normie!Randy but it's regular Randy instead.

Just imagine Howard being a better friend to Randy and covering for him when, Randy needs to do the magic girl transformation. Give me Randy but he is always putting others before him even when it risks his health and status as The Ninja.

just imagine the angst.

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demon twin clones

Dc x Dp Prop fic starter

Ok like the demon twins au but both Damian and Danny are the clones of the original Damian and Danny. The original Danny died saving the both of them and simply disappeared, so Ra's tells Talia and Damian he sent Danyal on a secret mission

Couple years later after Danny makes his mark as Phantom and after Clone!Damian and him reconnect, Danny and Damian clones bring the slightly decayed corpse of Danyal to the Portal and switch it on to resurrect him. It worked! Slightly! He's back in his former glory, a bit taller even stronger to. But VERY mad. Not at Clones!Damian and Danny but at Ra's Al Ghul. Apparently Danyal had a very weak spirit and heard everything Ra's said about him.

Danyal:What? When? Ok ok. So new Family. Good. Ra's not dead but will be.

Dani: Ooo! True Template is fun. I like him.

Danyal: Little one is good. How did you?

Dan: Fruitloop Godfather. Man Jazz is going to have a field day on you.

Danyal: Who is?

Jazz who is on her third mental breakdown:*Breaking basement door open* SO YOU ARE OR HAVE HAD A TRAUMATIC CHILDHOOD?

Danyal: I like her, she definitely cares about the youth

Clone!Dami and Danny: You have no Idea

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Batman HC

Alright so this is my head canon for the longest time, so I like NEED to get this off my chest and I know other have had the same Idea but like so here it goes:

So, Bruce always goes out either for meetings or hero stuff and always has to say where he is going because the Batfam is of course going to follow him. So, one day Bruce says he has a meeting, and he has to go but everyone knows that there is no meeting scheduled for the day and they plan to follow him but of course in civilian clothes. They tail him to a park in Gotham and Bruce goes to an area off to the side where it looks like no one has ever been to and Jason pulls out his phone to record whatever is about to happen and upload it to YouTube because of course the Batfam has their YouTube channels. They watch as Bruce starts taking off his clothes to reveal a duck onesie and says "Quack." . They watch as an army of ducks starts engulfing Bruce. He starts addressing them by their names and Bruce is sitting there on the ground while doing it.

Tim and Steph are taking pictures for blackmail, Damian is calling his mom ("Why did you get with him?"), Jason is trying not to laugh, Dick is dumbfounded(he's been to this park several times how did he NOT know this was here), Cass is trying to join Bruce, Duke is trying to stop Cass, Alfred is impressed and Bruce is riding the biggest euphoria high of existence.

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Danny would hate Marvel characters

So we all collectively know Danny doesn't like murder and killing but, like "Oh ThAt'S bEcAuSe He'S iN Dc" no no shhhh shhhh he'd hate Marvel Characters. WAIT NO.

He be absolutely furious with Marvel characters because unlike DC heroes, most Marvel characters don't have a no kill rule. Case in point The Punisher. Dude has no chill, no codes, no moral obligations to spare. The Punisher kills period. with a big o' capital K. Danny would in fact curse him so that lethal shots miss, live ammo misfires and guns jam. "But WHY." I hear you ask because ghosts exist and who has to deal with ghost criminals Danny. Danny who is running on 3 seconds of sleep, exactly 45 mixed energy drinks, 30 coffee cups filled with enough espresso shots to keep a black hole fed and 0 wills to live.

Danny will never catch a break NEVER. between the avengers, the X-men , Hydra, his own rogues, time travellers, The GIW, S.H.I.E.L.D, School, etc. He'd probably just ask T'chaila for asylum in Wakanda. SInce Wakanda is so far removed from everything he'd basically have to do so, so he can reclaim lost sleep.

Spider-man, Daredevil, Miles Morales, Nick Fury, Jonason and Dr. Strange are the only people he will listen to even then they will have to chase him.