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is it a coping mechanism or am i just even more insane?

i get auditory and visual hallucinations and they aren’t pleasant. usually i try to ignore them so they are usually more in the background than forefront of my vision/hearing but sometimes i have issues figuring out which are real or not. a couple times I’ve gotten freaked out enough by them that I can’t to anything to stop them. So my beautiful new coping skill: ship the hallucinations. The footsteps and flickers of people are married, the voice that randomly calls my name is currently going through a messy breakup with the figure in the corner. I don’t know if it’s the healthiest, but it’s funny enough to ask the creepy figure in the corner staring at you how the break up is going to completely change your terror to a calmer thinking pattern. I guess if it works it works?

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as a pinterest girlie, i fear this is true. we love y'all

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Trans women are women. Pass it on.

Trans women are women. Pass it on.

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Made this for an English assignment, and thought I’d use this to wish everyone a belated happy pride :)

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love you all, out of the closet or not <3

happy pride month :)

Happy PRIDE MONTH 🫶🫶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💖

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happy pride, thank you to everyone who helps fight for our rights and safety

Happy Pride 🫡 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!

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happy pride month everyone :)

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bro there's this girl at my school who is literally gorgeous and hates literally everyone but me and like two other girls and she keeps falling asleep on me, calling me cute and trying to hold my hand and gets pissy when anyone else does. what level of gay friendship is this?

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Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

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happy asexual day to all my ace buddies

Every asexual should receive a free sword today. You know, as a treat

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Pacific Northwest Gothic

• It is never quiet in the woods, too many animals lurk for it to ever be quiet. When it does go silent, turn and leave the woods, pray whatever it is does not find you

• The earthquake will come, the mountains hold their breath for the day that it does

• The trees are ancient, respect them for they see everything

• When the wildfires come, cover your face from the ashes, even if there are none. No one who breathes the smoke will remain the same

• Sasquatch roams the forest, we all know or have heard of someone who has met him

• Deer watch, do not make eye contact. They will not let you return

• You hear something. Gun shots or fireworks. No one will tell you which

• The locals only drink coffee and beer and do not cover their head when it rains. It keeps the shadows in the woods at bay

• The alleys of the cities are tight, who knows who you may meet

• Do not pay the colorful graffiti to much mind, those who understand it go mad

• The crows watch you, unblinking and still. They are either a good omen or a promise of death. Are you in their good graces?

• The flannels are not a fashion choice, they are survival. Do not remove them when walking alone

• The ocean is stormy, the sand grey. Still, a few play among its deadly waves. Do not look to closely at their faces

• The forests are vaster than you can imagine. They unexplored and uninhabited. They are untouched for a reason

• The drinking water is the best you have ever had. Only the soil where they are buried knows what it took to get such clean water

• The mist shrouds the trees, do not look into it. You do not want to see what it holds

• The desert is vast, do not turn when you hear their cries. Walk faster and do not look

• The cities are concrete, the plants grow in the cracks

• The rain never stops. When it does, something is different

• There is beauty in everything, but do not trust your eyes

• Your feet will guide you, trust nothing but them

• A few locals know the woods. Do not accept their offer to take you inside

• A coyote howls, and something large moves, perhaps a moose. Whatever scared it, you do not want to know

• When the birds find you, it is already too late. Go with them willingly

• Coffee is good. Keep some in your house or car or trailer. Do not live or travel the PNW without it. Ever. No one will tell you why

• Gravity falls may exist, but the secret of where stays between the locals and the locals alone

• Time moves slower in the city. Do not linger for too long

• Nature is the only true ruler here. Even the deepest parts of the city are held in her grasp. Do not fight her, when you meet her. It only makes it harder

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everyday he does his best

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(O)Possum fun facts bcuz why not

Possums may be over 70 million years old, roaming the world with the dinos

Possums are immune to snake venom (some types, not all. Snakes their immune too include: rattlesnakes and pit vipers) because of the way their immune system is constructed/works

They have 50 teeth, which is more teeth than any other mammal that lives in the continental United States

(O)Possums are actually rather clean and are known to clean themselves like cats

They have no sweat glands anywhere on their body

Opossums are North America’s only marsupial

There is a difference between Opossums and Possums (bigger than the internet seems to realize) including habitat (Opossums live in the Americas, Possums live in Australia) Appearance (Opossums have longer snouts, sharper teeth, thinner and shorter fur, and their tails are slightly less good for climbing, and they look very different by animal standards which people don’t seem to realize.)

Opossums are immune to rabies

Opossums have claws equivalent to opposable thumbs

(O)possums are smarter than dogs Opossum vs Possum:

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BABY SHARK

LITTLE GUY SPOTTED