When my sister asks if I’ve watched the Downton Abbey finale yet
I’m like:
And she’s like:
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When my friend keeps tweeting about House of Cards but I haven't started it yet
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Finally!!!
Our dreamboat Leo, #winning!
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When we try to tell the client that the deadline for their billion-dollar transaction is too aggressive
They’re like:
Sorry I haven’t been posting for a while, guys; we’re really getting our butts kicked. I hope we’ll be back to normal with daily posts soon. In the meantime, please bear with me! All of us commoners have to earn our crowns, and I’m off earning mine.
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When my senior manager tells me he doesn't need more than 4 or 5 hours of sleep
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The aftermath of a blizzard
Expectation:
Reality:
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Evaluating all the girls in my crush's Facebook pictures
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When our coworker overhears my friend and me discussing Real Housewives
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When my work friend asks me if there was anything in my email after my long weekend
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When I realized I could watch Netflix on my laptop from my hotel room
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When my work frenemy brags about a celebrity following her back on Twitter
I’m like:
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When a cute stranger starts talking to me
I’m like:
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When I hear someone in the next cube row say, "I brought some chocolate back from vacation to share."
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What I imagine when people tell me that love will come to me when I'm least looking for it
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When the sidewalks are slushy but I really want frozen yogurt
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