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you guys ever think about what if remus became a ghost after the battle of hogwarts?
because i do that shit keeps me up at night
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WHEN THE FUCK DID I GET OVER 500 FOLLOWERS WHAT THE BALLS. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. WHAT THE BALLS.
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regulus: barty, james and i were wondering.. you know, if anything were to happen to us, would you take-
barty: yes! yes yes yes yes yes! i’ll take him.
regulus, watching as barty scoops up a giggling harry: right well, it really is worst case scenario and like. you’re last on the list b-
barty: do you hear that, harry? you’re coming to live with me!
regulus: …. this is like. if something happens- james and i die? everyone else on the list before you dies..
barty: yes, whatever. i know. so sad but harry, we’d be so happy! so so happy!!
regulus:
#u guys know what im referencing#marauders era#regulus black#barty crouch jr#harry potter#raising harry potter
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barty babysitting pt…. 12???
harry, being dropped off with green in his hair: batty!!
barty: hey, haz!… nice hair, little man!
james, who is dropping harry off: yeah, tried to convince him to go for red but… he’s as clever as reg and got his way
harry: i wanted to match you, batty!! see? now we match!!
barty, over the moon: you wanted to match with me?
harry: yes! you are my favourite ever! and now we match!!
barty, trying to maintain composure: c’mere you- you little sneaky devil. it looks wonderful, harry. i’m glad we match because you’re my favourite ever, too
james, fond despite himself: i’m still holding out he’s going to be a gryffindor
barty: not if i can help it, jimmy boy!
barty: also, tell reg to not bother coming to pick him up. he’s mine now.
evan, walking up to greet harry: hi, haz. love the hair. hey j-
barty: evan, we have a kid now. harry, how would you like to live with us forever
harry: yes!
#and then james is like yeah ok buddy#goodluck with reg#marauders era#barty crouch jr#james potter#harry potter#evan rosier#jegulus raising harry#jegulus#rosekiller
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GUYS IM GIGGLING RN
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#marauders#marauders era#regulus black#barty crouch jr#barty is a little shit#fake marauders tweets#marauders incorrect quotes
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reminder not to interact with troll/hate accounts! block, report if they've harassed you, and move on <33 let's not give them the attention they crave
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thank you for the tag!!!!
where is my house in my name
^ serious. where’s my weirdly estranged aunt who gives me all her money and land
npt: @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @bushtail03 @invasiveroadkill @lyriclarence @literally-just-a-james-kinnie @mind-of-gil @sophi-spilled @wisegirl42
tag game bc im bored
type "where is my" and let your phone speak
mine: where is my address for the ship to you and the other one is the best way to get into the ship
huh
@whydousernamesevenexist @earthisaweirdplace @mairon-goth-minion @kathryn-maraudersversion @cool-lesbian-is-here @ravensncrowsx @moonyswarmsweaters @n1xxi3 @regulusblack-potter @regulusblackkkk @xx-vamp1r3-k1ss3s-xx @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @anything-for-my-moons @izzieclarksonzz @lesbian-marauders-fan
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reg: barty, i swear to god, i’m gonna kill your ass
barty: yes, please keep flirting with me. do anything you want to me, babe
james: i really hate that you’re hot, crouch
barty: ;)
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hey team, why the fuck does it say some of my comments need to be approved and how do i fix this. :( i want to see ALL comments.
#comment approval#idk man#idek what that means#like.. approve my comments?? they’re approved. i approve all commentd
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#and barty is like YESSSSS KEEP FLIRTING W ME#marauders#marauders era#regulus black#barty crouch jr#fake marauders tweets#marauders incorrect quotes#lol
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Sirius: Hey Reggie, do you think I look better in person or in pictures ?
Regulus: In theory
Sirius:…
Regulus: In the dark too
Sirius: Hell is filled with people like you
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“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes
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at one of the ‘help, my boyfriend is crazy meeting’
regulus: yeah so, james started watching glee a little while ago and i can hear him practicing some kind of dance… (???) while singing- honestly, i don’t really know what he’s doing but he’s driving me up the wall
evan: … weirdly enough… i have also heard barty singing lately..
remus: same with sirius but he’s always doing weird shit like that so..
james, sirius and barty eavesdropping:
barty, who’s trying to plan a flash-mob for his wedding after party: i think they’re onto us…
sirius: did remus just say i always do weird shit!?&??!!?
#marauders#marauders era#regulus black#evan rosier#remus lupin#james potter#barty crouch jr#sirius black#rosekiller#jegulus#wolfstar#i hate my bf core
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regulus: we’ve decided that our group trip is going to be to greece. not italy or france- greece.
lily: yes, it’s the most reasonable and no matter how many times you ask, peter and barty, we are not going to ‘toronto to find drake’. i don’t care how many times you ask.
remus: but do stop asking. please. for the love of god, stop asking. we’re going to greece and that’s final.
peter and barty: 😒😒
james, who’s made regulus watch mamma mia twice this past week: aw man… not greece… no..!!
sirius, who’s been making greek food for remus all week: what! greece? no way!! i- i don’t wanna go there…
mary, who’s been bringing up lily’s childhood love for percy jackson and greek gods the past few weeks: really? greece- where did you even get an idea like that!
marlene and dorcas, who watched all this unfold and are happy with the outcome: 😇😇
pandora and evan, just excited to be going on a trip: 😛
#barty goes: and…. what say you to a revote. and we go to toronto…#and remus nearly kills him#marauders#marauders era#regulus black#lily evans#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#barty crouch jr#james potter#sirius black#mary macdonald#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#evan rosier#pandora
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sirius and remus arguing about who's last name they want to take
sirius: I'M NOT STAYING A FUCKING BLACK
remus: I'M NOT GOING TO BE WOLFY MCWOLF MARRIED TO DOG MCWOLF
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