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Severus: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Harry: If you ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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*Mischievous Planning*

Sirius: James, I think you should play the role of my father.

James: I don’t want to be your father.

Sirius: That’s perfect. You already know your lines.

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Ron: That’s one of my biggest fears.

Ron: If I ever, like, wake up as a donut…

Harry: You would eat yourself.

Ron: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Remus: The point is I don’t want you two fighting my battles for me, I need to be a strong male role model for Harry.

James: But dude that’s my job remember? When Harry gets older I teach him about sports and stuff, Sirius shows him music, and you’re in charge of the emotional crap.

Sirius: We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kids.

Remus: Our kids? We’re not married.

James: Dude we’re all a little married.

Remus: I know, I love it.

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James: So where are you from? Heaven?

Lily: That’s right I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line.

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marauders sent James to get a random cat for their prank idea but he got distracted and brought the cat to Regulus to cheer him up instead

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*Potion Explodes*

James: Are we dead?

Sirius: I’m not. But if you are, can I have the six thousand, two hundred and eighteen galleons you have in your rainy day fund?

James: How do you know exactly how much money I have in there?

Sirius: Wild Guess

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please don't scroll :(

Had to delete my other post because you could easily find my location by a building in the background (tysm for letting me know, btw!)

I feel sick to my stomach for doing this, but I truly don't have a single person to turn to. I tried contacting my father to see if he could take my cats in while I sort things out, but he said my step siblings don't like cats and he doesn't want to pick a fight with my step mother.

I couldn't raise the funds on time, and unfortunately I got evicted from my apartment a few hours ago, so now I have to somehow raise enough to pay off back-rent and find a place while I get back on my feet. My landlord's lawyer called to say he'll be taking this to court if necessary. So yeah, I'll take making a fool of myself on the internet over making my life even more miserable.

To be honest, I don't have a fucking clue how could I even get out of this, but i'll be damned if I don't try.

If you would like to help, you can do so here. Reblogs are highly appreciated as well ❤️‍🩹

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I’m not sure who I was expecting but I got Andromeda

UQuiz: Which Noble House of Black cousin are you? 

All five of them are iconic. There are no bad answers. Get assigned a character and perhaps a few supportive words <3

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Remus: I remember. You want alphagetti.

Sirius: If you remember why did you bring home dinogetti?

Remus: What difference does it make?

Sirius: You can’t spell with dinosaurs!

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Amazing 🙌🏼

sometimes i wonder if i’m really a perfectionist and then i remember that i have an incredibly detailed marauders era timeline that has every full moon, prank, birthday, and any important music that was released down to the day just in case one day i want to write fanfiction for this god forsaken fandom.

(and don’t worry it’s all fact checked and accurate)

(it’s all canon compliant and anything that has canon dates is dated [plus fact checked] there but there is a lot of fanon/ headcanons too)

okay it won’t let me put this in a reply so here it is lol

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Remus: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Sirius, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.

James: Only 90?

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apparently i lost followers for speaking up, so i'm gonna say it again.

racists are not welcome on my blog. anyone discriminating other human beings for their race, gender, disability or sexuality is not welcome. anyone thinking they are superior to other humans are not welcome.

thanks for unfollowing.

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*The Marauders Scheming*

James: We need a big finish

Sirius: I can take my top off

Remus: We need a GOOD big finish

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HEY! LISTEN!

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*body slams j*r and reclaims these 5 as my own*

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Thanks for the tag! 😊

I tag any of my followers who are wanting to take the quiz.

Hope you’re all having a nice day/night and if not I hope it gets better soon💕

I MADE MY FIRST UQUIZ!!!!

You can access it here

Please be nice since this is my first quiz!

Help me make another here