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Barbiefied

dcxdp oneshot

Do you know how Barbie herself is such an icon that she works multiple jobs impossible for regular people?

Well, Danny's like that, but less of an icon and more of an eldritch cryptid—no one's that iconic than Barbie herself—he says.

Nevertheless, Danny after living in Amity Park for most of his life, grew bored and Jazz decided that it would do him good to move out for the sake of his mental health. But the only problem is Danny possesses a serious case of a hero complex.

I guess being a vigilante at the age of 14 has finally caught up to him—oh, well

He couldn't risk leaving Amity Park behind fearing that something would happen if he weren't there to act as the city's unloved vigilante later on, the next day Dani had visited him back from one of her journeys, and then an idea hit him.

So here he is now, with at least 100 clones around the world working interesting jobs or just exploring as he stays at Amity Park, his mind working at maximum speed as he devours every single memory made by his clones, Danny's honestly having a great time. He even gained friends from exploring and Regulars from his different Jobs!

Hal Jordan was baffled, it was the fourth time he had seen this boy Danny this week and it was only Tuesday, he was grabbing lunch at Chipotle and he came face to face with the same guy he ordered pizza from yesterday, his gaze never leaving the boy as he paid quietly and directly leaving the establishment, He must've been tired he thought to himself.

'You're just overreacting it's normal for people to have more than two jobs Hal, great that boy must think I'm a creep ' Hal said as he turned to a corner only to bump into someone.

" I'm so sorry, i wasn't looking-" he cut himself off as he faced the person he crashed into, there again was Danny— the same Danny he just saw not even a minute ago.

"It's alright" Danny said sheepishly. "Don't worry about it, I was also paying attention to where i was walking" and then he was out of sight dashed away from a stunned Hal.

"Danny? what are you doing here" Tim asked flabbergasted as he eyed the black haired boy in front of him.

"Oh- Hey Tim, I work here" Danny greeted casually as he pressed the buttons of the cash register in preparation "the usual?" he asked

"Why?" Tim asked confused,

Danny looked at him with a questioning look "Why what?"

"I mean— why are you working here?"

"For money?" Danny said unsure "I don't have enough to pay my bills and college tuition"

"You intern for me! I pay you." Tim stated clearly offended, he had the right to be, he gave money to interns generously, and alongside that Danny had a scholarship that provides allowances so he's pretty sure the boy in front of him is doing fine.

"Hey, inflation's a bitch" Danny shrugged "So the usual?" he asked again

Tim just sighed and nodded, This is just a problem he'll take care of later.

Little did he know, it was also everyone else's problem.

Constantine was rubbing his palms together nervously as he watched Zatanna chant the few words of the spell.

Just the other day Superman used his x-ray vision trying catch an assailant from a robbery who hid from him hiding amongst the jungle of cement buildings that is Metroplis, then he saw it a giant Lazarus pit that was below the Earth's surface hidden from the world that seemed to have a mind of it's own eating everything in its way including the Earth's core just to reach the surface to create havoc, without the core and its mass the planet will become unstable, and with it approaching the surface it'll endanger the people and environment leading to unimaginable catastrophes, so with no time to lose he immediately sought out Batman who then called an emergency meeting where they talked amongst themselves on how to solve this crisis.

And here he was currently surrounded by heroes that just look as nervous as he was.

Why were they nervous? oh it's nothing their just summoning THE HIGH KING PHANTOM OF THE INFINITY REALMS,

That he only just learned about this guys existence from Deadman and secret out of all people when they were asked why they didn't say anything earlier they said they couldn't talk about the realms without the permission of their king, so with enough pressure from their peers, they looked at each other with a hint of fear and uncertainty in their eyes and took the initiative in going to the infinity realms to request from the king himself, when they arrived before the king he only gave them a scroll that once used either successfully or unsuccessfully it will disintegrate leaving nothing behind to ever contact the ruler again, bidding both of the dead heroes goodbye and to send the message on his behalf.

When they returned back from the realm of the dead Deadman's aura was brighter than when they came in, relaying information and the scroll to Batman which he then passed to Zatanna— Constantine had a feeling Batman didn't trust him to lead with this summoning, but to be fair he didn't trust himself either, so yeah, Zatanna it is.

While they prepared the materials, he noticed Nightwing had made his way towards Secret to ask—interrogate— about Phantom, and Secret who also returned from the realms with a little bit of tension out of her shoulders only looked at the Vigilante and uttered the word "merciful" and then she was gone made herself intangible, along with Deadman.

Turning his attention away from the disappointed bird and onto the Summoning circle, he just hoped that this wouldn't backfire on them after all they only had a single chance.

So here they are back at the present, just in time for Zatanna to back away from the summoning circle as it glowed ominously green the same kind of shade that the pits emitted, suspense and nervousness flooded the room as blinding light came out of the circle temporarily making them look away, when the light finally diminished they faced the king.

There stood a very familiar face, standing between the summoning circle, even with the uncanny inverted colors his appearance was alike.

"Danny?!" Flash jumped, making everyone turn to him.

''Hi" Danny waved casually, in his full royal attire that somewhat looked like a very fancy jester's outfit with the hat getting replaced by a crown that floated ominously a few inches above from his head, a cape that seemed to be a piece torn and sewed carefully from space itself tiny meteoroids that moved inside of it, and a ring that stole everyone's attention with how much power it radiated.

"You know Danny?" Superman asked surprised.

"He's my tailor" Flash replied

"You are?" Green Lantern looked at Danny

"I am" Danny confirmed, with a nod

"How do you know him?" Flash questioned Superman back.

"He's my wife's intern, a little strange but he does his job well" Superman exclaimed

"I'm like right here."

"You're his wife's intern??" Robin said accusingly with a tone annoyance laced in his tone

"I am" Phantom replied smugly like working for Lois Lane was the best thing that ever happened to him, which was absolutely correct.

"Don't you work at Batburger?"

"Yep, but I quit, tried retailing instead"

"How about The Aquarium?"

"There too"

"Even the Zoo"

"Uh huh, I did that."

"And I'll assume that you're also the High King Phantom?" Batman interjected, making everyone fall silent and immediately realize once again who was the person standing in front of them,

This kid in front of them was the King of the infinity realms, the most powerful being that ever existed, the one that struck even the Gods with fear so unbearable to carry.

"Damn, did the crown, ring and inverted colors give it out?" Danny grinned cheekily, and for the first time they ever interacted with him, his aloof and unbothered behavior vanished, what replaced it was something more frightening "Shall we begin?" he asked.

Constantine now understood why Secret and Deadman vanished, with the way his presence screamed capability, authority, and power.

This was Phantom, not Danny. And being away from Phantom was mercy itself.

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This amuses me, I'll entertain you for a bit. dcxdp prompt

Once every ten years powerful city spirits accompanied by representatives of their domains gather at the king's palace to celebrate another decade of renewal an event that welcomes new domain spirits.

—Basically, a baby shower but the babies are plural and are already there.

Phantom was not only the High King of the Infinite Realms but he's also Amity Park's city spirit, under Jazz recommendation he decided it would be a good idea to take Ellie with him to at least make face with the others, until this celebration, everyone that hadn't met Ellie personally only thought of her as a rumor made up by the pathetic ghost Plasmius to garner fame and partnership from the other ghosts once again

But now with Ellie showing up more of his people will see and believe that she exists and — that she is his daughter and heir to the throne which also makes Ellie's form more stable, after all, belief is such a strong emotion to handle that it grounds you to hope, and with that hope everything is possible—well for the dead at least.

But what he didn't expect is for his daughter to cozy up with the representative of Lady Gotham, a kid that always seemed to have furrowed brows like it was him against the world, Robin was his name Gotham cheerily said "The one without morals" she added, Phantom was blown away by this spectacle—his face remained passive, he couldn't let his emotions slip not one bit— but with the way the City spirit changed her attitude once the conversation landed on the child is completely astonishing, just a second ago she was placid just like Phantom there was no emotion on her face, just an aura of protectiveness.

he wouldn't judge, that'll make him a hypocrite,

As the two ghosts conversed, Ellie took the opportunity of Phantom being distracted to become Robin's attachment, and by the time he finally noticed Ellie had already given Robin one of her Star earrings as a sign of partnership and mutual ground.

He apologized to the young boy only to be dismissed and told that this arrangement was both to their wishes and it was his pleasure to help the heir of the king in achieving a stable form and it was he who thought and suggested it to the princess, "we see each other" such a darling reasoning, if they weren't children he would've called them reckless.

He eyed Gotham who only chuckled and sided with her knight and listed all the pros that would happen if this arrangement proceeded, while Phantom listed all the cons in his mind against popular estimation, he was not gullible.

He stared passively at Gotham before letting his mouth twist into a grin, he knew that Gotham was bold he heard whispers all around the realms of her cunning attitude and her two-steps ahead planning, But for her to use her own knight to gain his favor he almost respected her hard work in staging this all together, and unbeknownst to this poor Robin he just played her game perfectly.

For the first time ever since he reigned king. Phantom was amused, and that was no easy feat.

[r3ynah]

Me before watching Neal Illustrator's new vid: Oh! Neal posted im so excited!

Me after:

THE BABY SOUNDS WERE UNNECESSARY, OH JUST STAB ME 600 TIMES WOULD YOU?

THE WAY ODYSSEUS SANG "FORGIVE ME" TO ANDROMACHE, AND ANDROMACHE TRYING TO GET HER SON BACK ONLY TO BE STOPPED.

FUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK ME WITH A CHAINSAW AND IT WOULD HURT LESS.

[r3ynah]

Haven't posted a lot lately. I have been busy planning a full-on fic and trying to make it all connect in my head so yeah, probs going to post a prompt later on don't know when but I will soon

[r3ynah]

Got myself falling for another dc crossover, but this time with my favorite marvel hero/vigilante Spider-man.

therefore i shall give you all a little sketch i did, from my au on this take.

(Don't mind the proportions and anatomy it's a little wonky)

[r3ynah]

I Hate(Love) this family.

DCXDP PROMPT

Danny goes to University out of state and begrudgingly decides to let Ellie and Dan tag along(with the help of Jazz's persuasion), allowing them to do whatever they want as long as they don't get in trouble or attract any unwanted attention that may harm their family— so what in the hell do you mean that Dan and Ellie decided that it would be a good idea to be the most annoying and chaotic pests known to man and in THE Gotham nonetheless?

Oh, who was he kidding Danny knew that forbidding something from those two only made them want it more with the sole purpose of bothering Danny as much as possible.

Like that time when he said that Dan should do something productive like get a job, because the older said "he was bored out of his mind and wanted to do something productive" something along those lines, he got a job alright, he got a job as a Rogue what the hell Dan, no one in the right mind except you would think: "Oh, I need a job I should become a rogue to annoy my alternative universe me and also the vigilantes, but mostly alternative universe me"

And It wasn't better with Ellie either she had been so busy and fascinated by exploring the different hidden locations all across Gotham, that Danny barely saw her, and the only thing that kept Danny's mind at ease that she was safe was the calls he had with her twice a day to check if she had eaten yet, because she forgets that she has to eat most of the time.

Letting Ellie hear that Dan became a rogue is no good. Both of them crave chaos and letting her know will only result in the downfall of Gotham. Knowing her if she is ever given the choice between having eternal happiness or jumping into a pit full of chaos, she'll read the non-existent rules and regulations first before jumping in without a second thought.

It's already been a problem when she started mentioning that she wanted to interact with the bats in one of her and Danny's daily calls, speaking of that Ellie it's past dinner time he should call her if she has already eaten, how strange there's a notification from her number she only decides to text him first when something exciting(dangerous) happens, there was an image of Ellie in her ghost form smiling at the camera while holding a struggling Robin by the collar like a cat while she floated inches from the ground. He stared at the image for a few seconds before letting out a sigh of resignation.

Maybe just maybe if he closes his eyes hard enough to fall asleep, he'll wake-up in the morning and realize that this was all just a nightmare caused by stress, yeah just a nightmare

It was in fact not a nightmare, and the following this is basically what followed for the next few days:

No— Dan do not mention me in any of your villain monologues when fighting the vigilantes, If you keep this up I'm legit going to trap you in a thermos along with Ellie or worse with Vlad, Jazz please stop laughing at my pain— Ellie NO.

At this point, I'm not going to die of exhaustion due to schoolwork, I'm going to die keeping this family in check. Jazz you told me that they'll behave, you promised—you lied, didn't you?

Oh, my ancients you lied.

Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face as I see Ellie getting thrown like a Beyblade outside my classroom window, she went zoom as the professor was about to explain how trajectory of a rocket works. Jazz, please, actually stop laughing and help me, I'll start having grey hairs before I turn 50.

And... Dan just smacked Signal in the face in the middle of the road in daylight. ELLIE— put Robin back down to the ground, stop aggravating the child!

If I don't graduate college because of the two of you, I promise that I will have my villain arc, and this will be my origin story.

[r3ynah]

Do you have an Ao3?

I have an acc for reading fanfics, but i haven't written any stories or one shots in there yet but i've been contemplating if I should.

[r3ynah]

I heard somewhere that if Maomao ever grew up with Lakan she would be evil like the typa evil who will wreck havoc through out the empire and will die with a smile if she got executed.

And this had me thinking on how this version/AU of Maomao will affect her and Jinshi's relationship in that world, so I made a little sketches and a yapping session of what I think were their relationship.

Evil!Maomao AU:

I think Maomao and Jinshi would NOT like eachother that much, just like how Jinshi doesn't like Lakan, but his dislike towards Maomao is much more greater—but he has to confess that she had earned some form of respect from him, Maomao might not be an apothecary in this world, but she still is pretty much intelligent (probably following her dad's footsteps as a strategist or something) clocked in who Jinshi was at the very start.

She's pretty much untouchable therefore Jinshi/Zuigetsu can't do shit about it cuz she's literally the daughter of the strategist of the empire(and from one of the most powerful clans).

But anyways— they have a love and hate relationship towards each other(change the love to respect, their interest are peaked when it comes to each other but not enough that they are at the point of infatuation).

Enemies to lover, but the lovers never did happen, maybe somewhere in another universe.

OG!Maomao and Jinshi reaction:

Maomao did this for shits and giggles.

[r3ynah]

I finally refound one of your old posts called "high on Kryptonite" and I just have to let you know that the image of Danny high and floating in space has been my phone's lock screen for months now because I just love it so much!!!! Its just so cute!!

OMG Really? I never imagined someone would actually like that drawing so much! That sketch was done at the last minute, and I was a little disappointed with how it turned out, but to think you would make it a wallpaper just melts my heart. TYYY!!

[r3ynah]

HAIRDRESSER percy!headcanon

percy jackson prompt

I head canon Percy is great at styling hair, no matter what texture or length it is he will always find a hairstyle that fits the person, he has one or two magazines hidden somewhere in his cabin and at least five back at New York.

And we have Sally Jackson to thank for that, growing up Percy was definitely a lonely child approaching other children in hopes of befriending them only to be rejected, Sally always looked at him with a heavy heart whenever he would run into her arms crying.

To keep Percy at least somewhat happy and busy she would let him help her around the house, which he didn't mind- he was more than happy to spend time with his mom even if it was boring, through this he learned how to be great at cooking, sewing, and carpentry.

It was a hot day when Percy noticed that his mom's usually undone hair was put up into a braided bun while working around the house, interested in the intricate pattern that the braid did and how her hair was in a circular shape, so normally as the curious child he is, he asked.

And a brand-new door of interest opened up for him, after a week of Sally teaching him the basics, he would ask his mom if he could style her hair before she went to work, which she happily obliged Sally would go strutting in her workplace with a ponytail to loose or tight and a bun too messy, and would come back home with her hair undone and request Percy if he could put her hair up again, which makes the little boy squeal in delight as he readies hair accessories he bought with his pocket money to style with.

These are moments where Sally would let Percy's creativity get to him as he tried more unique hairstyles, Sally would fall asleep to her son muttering to himself if he should add more braids or lessen it and would wake up to a head full of hair clips, and eventually every day he got better and better.

When they were sent off to retrieve the stolen lightning bolt, Percy noticed Annabeth getting annoyed every time she tried to tame her unruly hair when they had the time to take a break, he didn't know if he should help or not since it's not like they were friends in the first place, but he yearned for some normalcy ever since he was revealed as a demigod, so with a few more minutes of thinking and watching Annabeth struggle he sighed and removed a scrunchie off his wrist and stood up, Annabeth stared at him with her grey eyes filled of confusion as she noticed the boy moving closer to her.

With an awkward smile, he gazed down at her and asked if he could help her tie her hair up, so she wouldn't get distracted by it when they traveled, a few minutes of Annabeth judgingly looking him up and down and a voice laced of hesitance asking if he could really style hair she complied, and was pleasantly surprised at the simple but neat ponytail Percy did, ever since that day Annabeth would ask him to do her hair and every single time Percy did not dissapoint.

And now a few years later, in the present, every once in a while, a younger camper, nymph, naiad, or Oceanid would ask if he could do their hair and Percy would immediately accept no matter what the length or texture of the hair, he would have a little shoulder bag on him or a fanny pack just full of hair accessories and brushes of different kind ready just in case one of the campers had a bad hair day.

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FASHION ICON

There's this occurrence, in where everytime Danny goes to a different realm in the ghost zone, his ring and crown automatically vibrates and changes his whole outfit to match the culture of the realm, if his in the far frozen his attire changes into something that matches the leader who is frostbite, so he would have those fancy winter clothes that is made from fur.

And if his in Pandora's realm he would wear a chiton that the ancient rulers of Greece would wear, with Princess Dorothea and Prince Aragon, he basically makes his attire the same as the two siblings but makes it fancier -he's a show-off.

But the fun part is this wardrobe change also happens in his human form, the crown, and the ring base Danny's attire to match the city spirit,

If he is in Gotham, his phantom wardrobe matches with Lady Gotham which is on point, a Gothic Victorian era style, and when his human he happily dresses himself as Goth (Sam approves), and when he's in Metropolis, the city spirit is more modern than the previous city so when his phantom he mostly wears an elegant suit with a cape that looks like it has been cut out of space itself, while if his in Human form he just looks like a rich nepo baby, button up white blouse with a cardigan on top of it and pants that looks newly pressed.

Everyone outside of Amity Park eyes Danny like some fashion icon, but when it comes to Amity Parkers, they just eye him up and down and nod in respect, because Amity Park's city spirit is Phantom himself- he's basically his own city spirit, and given that he goes parading around town like Adam Sandler, but when his in another city, his whole vibe changes.

because even Adam Sandler gets hoes

[r3ynah]

CABIN 20, (HEKATE CABIN) HEADCANON

In most myths, Hekate was seen as a virgin Goddess/Titaness like Artemis and Athena, yet she has demi-gods?? just like Athena, Athena retained her virginity by conceiving demigod children "through a process called parthenogenesis, where her divine thoughts and the mortal man's ingenuity combine to create them". (children of that cabin has no belly button- I stand by this)

Continuing- PJO Hekate is a Virgin goddess/Titaness, she gains demigod children by adopting other god/goddesses demigod children who found solace in her protection, it has a lot of plotholes I know, and there already is a wiki about this cabin but just entertain me with this.

Like, for example, an unclaimed demigod child of another deity (let's say it's you) , who's trying to find out why they're so different from other children so they do research, in one way or another they cross paths with Hekate, they never felt this calm in their whole lives so they research more, then before they knew it they have an altar for her and are no worshipping her.

And Hekate is just like- "Oh...? An unclaimed demigod worshipping me?" And swoosh there's now a glowing sign of crossed spectral torches floating on your head. Your other godly parent is cool with that don't worry, the both of them will just discuss how this whole arrangement will work, so now you don't just have one godly parent but two!

Like- imagine a child of Hekate who is also a child of Athena is just cruising around both Cabin 6 and Cabin 20, I think that's pretty cool.

And also, if that doesn't suit you, Hekate can also make magic babies if she wants a demi-titan, she just flicks her wrists and all the elements of the earth just start combining together making a human baby, and she just drops the baby off to couples who weren't blessed to have any children.

Do not take this to heart this is just a silly headcanon I thought of.

[r3ynah]

The way I cackled

What made me cackle even more is the next paragraph

This is to say that if Maomao doesn't want Jinshi, Lahan is willing to take that chance.

[r3ynah]

Hi guys I need help finding a dcxdp fanfic that I have been marinating, where Danny is the bio son of Bruce Wayne and Diana Prince, and there's like a specific scene where there's a party and friends of Danny all recommend the juniors that if something happened, they should all go to Danny. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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DANNY NO—

Despite popular opinion, Danny and Paulina did become good friends after graduation, with Paulina not going to college but instead becoming a famous model and actor loved and adored by everyone in Metropolis, and Danny being able to study Aerospace engineering at Gotham passing with flying colors a real contrast when they were in junior high and while also interning at Wayne Enterprises, and it was working unbelievable well for the both of them.

They would try to meet up once a month, with being miles away from their hometown Danny was the only person she could rely on when something went downhill, they floated towards each other in search of any sort of comfort and normality—well what they consider normal that is.

They would pick between Gotham or Metropolis just to meet in a cafe and just chat about anything, Paulina asks about Sam and Tucker, but mostly Sam (the both of them had enemies to friends to lovers to enemies phase and no one can change my mind bout that, and the both of them are still yearning for each other).

after all these years she sees Danny more as a brother rather than a dorky weirdo who is uncharacteristically obsessed with space, but she loves him—but don't tell him that, and Danny also loves and sees Paulina as family, he knows that even when she complains about how he dresses she will always be there to accompany him shopping( with the excuse that'll she'll die if she's seen by anybody near him, in her words she said that he looked like he dressed himself in the dark, which is fair) and keeping him sane by forcing him to sleep when Tucker, Sam, and Jazz were too busy with their jobs and studies.

Most importantly Danny is there to protect her, sometimes she even offers to pay Danny to be her Bodyguard at galas which he refuses, this is also the reason why she sometimes gets protective of Danny, because if you won't let her pay then she'll just do the same but tenfold— she knows Danny can protect himself but the amount of time she gets emergency calls from the man when he gets injured by the GIW really puts her off.

And it certainly doesn't help when one of there meet ups at Gotham, vigilantes seemed to be around every corner and overly nosy 'civilians' who at first she thought they were there for her, well they did use her as an excuse to get close with the request of signing an autograph but she knew better.

with the way their gaze are fixed on Danny, and their stances always stiff like they're prepared to attack if the skinny man in front of her pick up a butter knife, this was the same in metropolis it bothered her that they were eyeing her friend with such skeptical stares, but at least she knew that the heroes that resides in metropolis won't do anything rash after all, she is famous and with one bad tweet of them from her on twitter she can definitely turn half of the population against them.

But in Gotham? she doesn't really know how the people and economy work, she has supporters there she knew that but they weren't so keen on turning their backs on their vigilantes which were the only ones that really tried protecting them, she's just an actress from another city she knew that she won't have the upper hand here, so she just keeps her head low and make sure that Danny is safe and doesn't get harmed.

It's not like Danny is some sort of rogue, yes his parents are mad scientist and all— but Danny knows better than to follow their steps, for Ancients sake Danny was the beloved vigilante of Amity Park he was there when it all went bad, when no one was there to save them he was there, he was the hope of their town—their god.

So she will rain hell upon earth if ever one of the people that named themselves 'heroes' try to lay a finger on Danny— Fuck her reputation she couldn't care less.

So why? Just Why did he get the attention of vigilantes? and the bats nonetheless, she couldn't keep her curiosity at bay, so she asks.

"Oh them? well, I kinda made my way to their watchlist when I decided to pass my half-assed research all about: 'travelling different alternate universes with the usage of Lazarus waters' " he causally uttered as he picked off the cherry tomatoes out of his plate and onto Paulina's

"did you know ectoplasm here is more commonly known as Lazarus waters? cause I didn't, and when I tried to research more about it online I was stopped by a fire wall, which was embarrassingly easy to get through, and you know what was more embarrassing? it wasn't even worth it, the collected data I gathered was not even 1/4 of the things my parents researched, and I'm speaking about the scientifically correct things"

WHat. Paulina looked at him speechless, "Danny no…"

"Danny, yes.." he cheekily answered, amused by Paulina's stunned face "Boy— you better be joking because I will actually call Jazz"

"Please don't—" poor Danny he looked like he was one second away from passing out and sleeping on the table, who knew being watched by vigilantes has a much bigger toll on his body than when he died.

A/N: Oh noo… Danny being seen as a god by overprotective and devoted Amity Parkers, Oh no…. Guys— I didn't know what happened i was just listening to random things and then Hozier started playing, and now we have this.

[r3ynah]

Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious.

Headcanon for Danny is where he gets summoned by the Justice League to earn the trust, achieve peace, and form an alliance between the world of the living and dead, in the name of the greater good.

they were perplexed when they weren't met by the sight of the high king Pariah Dark standing in between the ritual circle (they haven't updated their scrolls yet, don't mind them)

Instead, there stood a young ghost who called himself Phantom and greeted them happily with a few jokes here and there, which made sense for everyone present because jesters were known to be the ones to send dire news to the king safely without getting their heads cut off from their lower bodies.

The Justice League Dark took a big sigh of relief (Constantine), thinking they were somehow blessed to skip meeting the high king, so relieved in fact that he forgot that the summoning spell was meant to be for the high king and high king only.

Phantom just smiled innocently through the whole ordeal, doing his best to avoid looking suspicious and breaking character as the jester of the Infinity Realms. Can you really blame him for wanting a bit of fun? He was so... tired! of the endless paperwork the Observants kept dumping on him.

PLUS: JESTER!DANNY CHARACTER DESIGN

[r3ynah]

Phantom character design, also known from my other prompt as Jester!Danny.

No one absolutely no one:

Jason looking absolutely astonished at the eldritch horror entity he calls his husband (he doesn't know if he's supposed to be nervous or fall in love all over again.)