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Or when I see “mom” in a Hogwarts fic *eye roll*

someone pls take the word “lad” away from american marauders fans they dont get it 🥲

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OR “bloke”!!! Like pls stop you americans don’t understand

someone pls take the word “lad” away from american marauders fans they dont get it 🥲

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Walburga: offer something to our visitors

Regulus:

Regulus: do you wanna watch me sit on the couch and read this book?

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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I find it funny when people get mad at Marauder fanfictions/art because it's not true to the story.

"Jegulus isn't cannon!" "Lily isn't plus sized!"

Babe everything about the Marauders is made up, we were given so little canon material and yet we have a whole lore that most people agree are true about these characters. You can't even get that with canon stuff.

For all we know James Potter took ballet class as a kid and Remus Lupin could tap dance like there's no tomorrow.

Who's going to say I'm wrong? Not the books.

Plus it's fanfiction, nothing is going to be 100% accurate. It's not a big deal.

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Remus didn’t tell anyone his first kiss until he got a pet goldfish who he tolled all his secrets because keeping a diary in a dorm room full of teenage boys is not smart.

Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

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Sirius: I pulled the Casanova of Gryffindor

James: I pulled the girl I’ve been obsessed with since first year AND your little brother

Marlene: well I pulled Dorcas Meadowes who is better than all of you combined

Peter: and I pulled a ‘push’ door, so. . .

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Sirius: there’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’ but there is ‘us’ in USA!

James: *wipes a tear* groundbreaking

Peter: beautifully said

Remus: we are literally British, the fuck-

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Sirius: there’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’ but there is ‘us’ in USA!

James: *wipes a tear* groundbreaking

Peter: beautifully said

Remus: we are literally British, the fuck-

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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

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No but @saturnsconstellation is so real for this

remus and regulus meet in the library and end up making out with each other

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Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: *doing homework* is there a word that’s a mix between mad and sad?

Remus: there’s disgruntled, miserable, desolated, malcontented-

Sirius: smad

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Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: *watching Remus pour Coca-Cola down the sink* what are you doing?

Remus: I’m using this to dissolve whatever gunk is clogging the drain

Harry: cool, do you think it will dissolve the screwdriver that’s down there?

Remus: the fucking what?

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remus and regulus meet in the library and end up making out with each other

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Regulus: I got diagnosed with awwtism

Sirius: okay?

Regulus: because I’m so cute

James: YES HE DID!

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Regulus: *for no reason* I love you please don’t die

James: o-okay, I love you too

Regulus: shut up

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POV: Regulus being so touch starved he literally flings himself onto his friends for affection and he does it so often they don’t even notice anymore

Pandora: *having a conversation with Pete* I love the muggle comics more than wizarding ones-

Regulus: *throwing himself onto Pandoras back for affection*

Pandora: *unphased* because the art is always much more detailed

Pete: . . .right