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Boys when they see a tall girl: I mean, she's cute and all, but she's too tall. I don't think I could date a tall girl

Girls when they see a tall girl: baby. Amazon warrior. beast and beauty. Wife

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My last crutch

We’ve got High Hopes

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"Right, what's all this then?" If just British for "what the fuck?"

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When I was little, I use to ALWAYS pick the girl superheros and then I got scared I was being sexist so I started picking boy superheros, and I could never choose between the two like, it was always Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Black Widow, Spiderman, with a 4:1 ratio. Anyways, turns out I'm bi

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My music taste to very specific, it's either

A: happy and chirpy beat with an undertone of violence, drugs, revolt, and depression

Or

B: slow and drawn out monotonous piano/guitar with soulful sounds but creepy undertones with the words being outright strange, or with the undertone of stalker-ish and killer-ish

And very rarely

C: words I don't understand, I'm just here for the vibes

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Really unsexy of the universe for making me short. How am I suppose to tilt my rival's head up or pinned them to a wall?

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The Road To El Dorado is just what happens if two bards go on a solo campaign, but none of y'all are ready for that

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The fact that I'm not sword fighting and crying out to my rival, that I'm oddly fond of, over very her betrayal, and when she finally has me pinned down and her blade to my throat, she breaks down about how she thought I left her/died. Then for us only to realize that we both missed and loved each other too much, so we go on to fight the God that manipulated us for his own pleasure.

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Do it, bitch! No balls! Coward.

The fact that I'm not being cuddled rn is outrageous

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The fact that I'm not being cuddled rn is outrageous

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you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

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THEY MADE ALLURA THE BLUE LION AND LANCE THE RED LION SO THAT RED AND BLUE WOULDN'T REPRESENT KLANCE

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No one gonna talk about the World Record Breaking Egg? Or the guy T-posing?

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Getting G-noted or someone plays megalovania out of the blue is just the 2019 version of getting Rick Rolled

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You know you're messed up when you're ranting about your crush and your friend goes "oh, so that's your type" and you're just like "what???? What do you mean type?"

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they don’t tell you what anxious impulsivity looks like. 

when people imagine anxiety, they always imagine risk averse behavior. you overthink, you’re deliberate, your thinking is catastrophic, and you’re always thinking through seventeen possible scenarios in which things can go wrong. 

but sometimes you’re so anxious and things feel so horrible that you do things without thinking because you want the bad feelings to stop. you say something stupid in a group chat, so you immediately leave all of your servers and block your friends so that you don’t have to see the aftermath. you’re unsure about your relationship, so you break up with your partner out of nowhere or you wake up one morning and just decide to ghost them so you don’t have to deal with it anymore. you’re uncomfortable at a party with people you don’t know, so you run outside and take the train home at 3am without realizing how dangerous that is because you just need to leave. 

your anxiety can get so bad that, in an attempt to feel safe and secure, you can’t predict what you’ll do next. 

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Todoroki Headcannon

Todoroki was scared of water from ages like 5-10 not only bc he was scared he would get hurt, but bc he thought that whoever bathed him would disappear