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Y'all, I apologize for the state of my feed. It's that time of the month, and I am no better than a man.

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I want to say obscene and wildly inappropriate things

save a cow ride a boy or what um save a uh ride a horse no its save a uhh guys who we saving

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You know what? I'll say it. I fw Deadpool hard, but the mask stays on during boomshakalaka

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I met jay and silent bob today!!!!

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and here i sit

on the redeye

traveling to a place

i swore to never return

with the person i thought

would never love me back

time flies

like this boeing

737

i cannot tell

if its my heart rattling or the metal cage

floating

flying

and i'm terrified

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when people ask what i like to read in my free-time, how do i reasonably explain my addiction to 20k+ word count, slow burn hurt/no comfort, x reader long fics about fictitious men?

asking for a friend thx

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Bro, since when is being absolutely caked up a crime??? They are taking one of his greatest assests (ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻

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I finally did it, i made a caard page (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)

feel free to please read it and get to know me a bit better :)

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*I was just heavily inspired by a tiktok created by eliana_ghen)

Imagine Tav within their home, sitting criss-crossed in front of a crackling fire. The surroundings are comfortable and safe; wafting through the air is the smell of a hearty stew and freshly baked bread from dinner about an hour prior.

In front of Tav, sit two wide-eyed and eager children, clearly engrossed with whatever tales Tav is weaving.

Tav was an adventurer once; fighting all sorts of things from illithid mind flayers to dragons. However, in this particular story, they were describing a terrible villian that they used to fight: A rogue vampire with nimble fingers fit for stealing both coin and naughty children away from their families.

Sitting adjacent to Tav is a rougish figure. A man with stark white hair and nimble fingers, reminiscent of both children; he nods and agrees wholeheartedly, playing along as it makes their children giggle with glee for their heroic parent.

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I genuinely forgot the fic name- but my roman empire is this Rafayel x reader titanic AU fanfiction where i genuinely was SOBBING tears for 2 hours after reading it

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Idc how into LaDS I get.

Astarion will ALWAYS be my no.1 favorite bbgirl ever

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the stars wept for you that night

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drowsy 🪼

— (rafayel)

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my baby my babyyyy or however it goes

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"What the f*ck is the internet?"

I felt the need to feed the community; enjoy snoochie boochies 😔🖐

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如你所愿，现在我们可没有退路了。 You got what you wanted. There's no turning back now. Love and Deepspace (2024), dev. Infold Games

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okay, excluding all fictional/animated men. ive come to the conclusion that my taste in irl guys pretty much consists of lanky and socially awkward blonde haired men.

If anyone doubts this lmk and I will present the whole list

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brb currently drawing one of my favorite, iconic, and cunty duos