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Lee: What’s wrong with Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura? They’ve been unresponsive for almost an hour now.

Gai: They’re just a little overwhelmed by the thoughtful gift my Eternal Rival has given them.

Lee: What kind of youthful gift can elicit this response?!?

Gai: Kakashi showed them his face.

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Kakashi: Minato-sensei taught me to think before I act….So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Naruto: How do I ask Hina-er…someone out?

Kakashi: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Sakura: NO!

Kakashi: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Naruto: What the heck’s a car?

Kakashi: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Sasuke: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

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Gojo: That shirt looks great on you, Yuji.

Yuji: Thanks!

Gojo: But I bet it would look even better on Megumi’s floor.

Megumi: …Are you hitting on Itadori for me?

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Yuji: I like your top, Nanamin.

Gojo: I have a name, you know.

Nanami: *sighs* Why are you like this?

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Megumi: I have a bad feeling about this guys.

Gojo: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

Yuji: Yeah, what’s the worst that can happen?

Megumi, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate both of you.

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Cody: Has a medic cleared you for duty yet?

Obi Wan, avoiding eye contact: I’ve been given a clean bill of health.

Cody:

Obi Wan:

Cody: Look me straight in the eyes and say that again.

Obi Wan: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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First meeting 💙☀

I wasn’t able to draw anything for codywan week so take this silly thing <3 

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fives: captain, fuck marry kill: skywalker, secura, kenobi

rex: first, kill skywalker because he annoys the shit out of me

rex: second, uh

cody in the corner, polishing his blaster, without looking up: i know you don't do it often, but i want you to think very hard about what you're going to say next

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Anakin: I can explain.

Obi Wan: Oh, can you?

Anakin: If you give me 30 seconds to think up a lie.

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Anakin, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Obi Wan, not looking up from his paperwork: Really? Cody, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put down my paperwork.

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Ahsoka: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Obi Wan: Wasn’t Anakin with you?

Anakin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Obi Wan: Anakin, how could you have possibly gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Anakin: it…it didn’t take me the whole day…

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Anakin: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your mental health. You shouldn’t do it.

Obi Wan: I know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Anakin: That-that’s not how that works!

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Obi Wan: Sorry I’m late. I was doing stuff.

Cody, entering while snapping on a piece of armor: Sorry I’m late. I got caught up doing things.

Anakin: Wow, Obi Wan was late too! What a coincidence!

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Obi Wan: I love murder mysteries!

Jango, trying to impress him: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

Obi Wan: Yes, dear. That’s literally how we met.

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Gen: Damn, Senku, are you secretly cool?

Senku: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Gen: I do not.