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smittywing
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smittywing · 6 days ago
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I have many thoughts. I haven't read H2SH (yet) but I get the sense it's going to hurt me in the feels. I approve of a New Orleans stand-in city and surprisingly, including Helena, although I would have picked Steph. I kind of doubt this is the Jason Todd story I've been waiting for though.
Also, how is Tim coming out H2SH? Do I even want to know?
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smittywing · 10 days ago
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Hello Interwebs
I have missed you! Happy Pride!
Real Life has been A Lot lately and I have not been able to be creative at all.
That said, who has seen Thunderbolts? Who wants a story called Mr. Barnes Goes to Washington about Bucky answering his own constituent calls until Sam finds him a Chief of Staff who onboards a bunch of interns? Who wants Yelena to be his Comms Director? Yeah, me too. :D
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smittywing · 7 months ago
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Marriage 101: Part 4
Earlier parts here or on AO3: 1 | 2 | 3
And without further ado:
“Are you cooking?” Tim asked Jason, who was in the kitchen, surrounded by pots and pans and ground beef and tomatoes and Tupperware.
“Gosh,” Jason deadpanned, cleaving an onion in half with a bang. “It’s like you were trained by the World’s Greatest Detective.”
Tim shut his mouth in his next question, which was going to be <i>what</i> Jason was cooking, and surveyed the ingredients. Ground beef, chopped onions, tomatoes - “Chili?” he asked hopefully.
“Yeah and if you want any, you’d better get in here and get to work,” Jason suggested. 
His tone was only slightly menacing but Tim got in there and said gamely, “Okay, what do you need me to do?”
“These onions aren't going to chop themselves,” Jason said, sliding the cutting board in front of Tim. He turned to the stove and started unpacking the ground beef. 
“Okay, cool,” Tim said to hype himself up. Then he searched YouTube for an onion cutting tutorial. 
“Are you for real?” Jason asked as Tim watched it on 1.5 speed. “Have you never had to cut an onion before?”
“It turns out it's much safer to let your kids microwave their meals instead of letting 9-year-olds use butcher knives and gas stoves, “ Tim said mildly and started making clockwise cuts through the onion like the person in the video. 
At the first cut, Tim’s sinuses ached. He winced, eyes burning. He scrubbed at his eyes with the back of his wrist and tried to open them to look where he was cutting. <i>Tear gas</i> he realized, slamming the knife down. How had it gotten in his kitchen?
“Jason,” he shouted. He couldn’t see but Jason had only been a few steps away. He reached out - 
Jason was laughing like this was fucking hilarious.
“What the fuck?” Tim managed. He staggered sideways and the burn in his eyelids eased a little.
“Whoa, kid.” Jason’s big hands clasped Tim’s shoulders. “C’mon,” he laughed. “There’s no crying in cooking!”
“Ha,” Tim said, squinting up at him with watering eyes. “What?”
“The onions did you in,” Jason said. “Hold on a sec.”
Tim pried his eyes open wide enough to see light and then squeezed them shut again.
“Here.” Jason pressed a damp cloth to Tim’s face. The burn eased and finally Tim was able to shutter his eyes open. Jason grinned ruefully at him. “You okay?”
“Ugh,” Tim said. “Why didn’t you warn me?”
Jason shrugged. “It doesn’t hit everyone like that.”
“Oh, I’m just lucky.” Tim dabbed at his eyes and glared at the offending vegetable on the counter.
“If you take over the beef, I’ll finish the onion,” Jason offered.
“Maybe,” Tim caged. “What’s it gonna do to me?”
“The worst it’ll do is burn if you don’t keep it moving,” Jason told him.
Tim took over stirring the ground beef and breaking up the pieces. He watched from a safe distance as Jason sliced up the onion and started in on a green pepper.
“Did you pick this up from Alfred?” he asked, shoving the ground beef around the pan.
“Some of it,” Jason said, scooping the onion and pepper into the stock pot and slicing into the tomatoes. “I sometimes made stuff when my mom wasn’t feeling well. Most of it came out of a can, though. Alfred taught me about real food.”
There was an awkward silence as Tim realized this was the most Jason had ever said about his childhood in Tim’s company. He poked at the ground beef.  “When I was a kid, we had a cook named Mrs. Mac. Mrs. McIlvaine. Everything she made seemed to be a casserole. Except lasagna. She made a really good lasagna.”
“Isn’t lasagna kind of a casserole, too?” Jason asked, taking the pan of beef away from Tim and draining it in the sink before scraping it into the stock pot.
“Yeah, I guess,” Tim said after due consideration.
“What happened to her?” Jason asked. He glanced over at Tim as he was adding chili powder and Tim wondered if he should be concerned that Jason didn’t feel the need to use measuring spoons.
“My dad had to let her go when he declared bankruptcy,” Tim admitted. “She went back to Ireland to live with her sister.”
“That sucks,” Jason declared, moving on to a half dozen other spices. “What’s it like going from riches to rags?”
“It wasn’t that big a deal,” Tim said because for him what came later was so much worse. “We moved to an apartment downtown but we were only there a few months before - “ He shrugged. “And then I lived with Bruce full-time before I bought the Nest.”
Jason slowed in his stirring of the chili.  “Yeah. I always thought you were lucky, having parents longer than any of the rest of us. But what happened to your dad was shitty.”
“Thanks,” Tim said, because that was actually pretty empathetic for Jason. 
“Here, taste this,” Jason said, shoving a spoon in Tim’s face. Sharing time was apparently over.
Tim mouthed the chili from the spoon. “Needs more garlic,” he said.
“It doesn’t even - “ Jason stopped and dipped the spoon back in the chili. Tim winced, but only a little. Whatever finally took him down, it wasn’t going to be his own germs. Jason stuck the spoon in his mouth.
“You’re right,” he declared, and Tim shrugged, trying not to be too pleased.
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It was weirdly easy to avoid Bruce these days. The most important thing to remember was to not be weird about it. Tim showed up for roll call and patrol assignments, showed up for work at Wayne Enterprises, showed for training. 
He made it through August and most of September in this fashion, and then Bruce said,
“Tim, you're with me, tonight.”
Stephanie kicked him in the ankle.
“Ooh, what did you do?” she stage-whispered and Tim played his part, rolling his eyes and hissing back,
“Nothing!” He kicked her ankle for good measure and tried to look innocent and attentive when Bruce glanced back their way.
When everyone split up to go their separate ways, Tim drifted over to Bruce’s side.
Jason hadn't shown up that night, not that Tim was surprised. He had his territory and he didn't need to be told to patrol it. There was no citywide emergency thus far and no reason for Jason to be hanging around. But if Tim was going to get called out on his marriage of convenience, he wanted his co-husband along for the ride.
<i>Don’t be weird,</i> he reminded himself and lingered in Bruce's shadow.
Bruce kept it broodingly silent as they got into the Batmobile and accelerated quickly through the long tunnel that took them out to Gotham proper. Tim, who paid attention to the briefings, made a pertinent remark about the night’s stakeout plan and received an approving nod.
“I haven't seen much of you since classes started,” Bruce finally said. “I know you've been busy. Do you need anything off your plate?”
“What? No!” Tim’s brain raced through his to-do list and tried to remember if there were any balls he'd dropped. Maybe he didn't always do all his reading and maybe he was a few HR trainings behind at WE but his case files were up-to-date and he hadn't been taken hostage in literal months. 
“It's not a criticism,” Bruce said mildly. “It's just a matter of delegating some of the responsibilities you've outgrown if necessary.”
“Oh, um, no,” Tim said. “I mean, there's that ethics training I haven't done yet but - “
“I’ll make that go away,” Bruce said. 
“It’s <i>ethics</i> training,” Tim protested. “I’ll…just play it in the background while I’m in a meeting or something.”
Batman side-eyed him. “Tim,” he intoned. “It’s <i>ethics</i> training.” The corner of his mouth twitched and Tim knew he was good to let out the laugh that had been lurking behind his poker face. Bruce didn’t seem to have any unusual suspicions about his marital state. Good.
“What about next week’s board meeting?” Bruce asked. “I can ask Lucius to cover it if you need.”
“I got it,” Tim said confidently. This was the one thing he shared with Bruce that was just his. Dick wasn’t interested in the business and Jason could care less - at least Tim assumed he could care less. He was starting to question his assumptions about Jason these days. Damian had tried to insert himself into the workings of Wayne Enterprises but middle school had (thankfully) diverted his attention.
“Hm.” There was silence while they surveyed the streets of Gotham and then Bruce said, “I’ve heard Jason has been taking classes, too.”
Tim was used to long silences. He worked with Batman, after all. He knew long silences were designed to make people want to fill them. So he would. But carefully.
“We actually have a freshman English class together,” he said casually. “I gave him a key to the Nest in case he wants to crash.” In case he wanted to crash every weeknight so far. 
“That’s generous of you,” Bruce said slowly. “So you and Jason are getting along?”
“More or less.” Then, before Bruce could express any sort of concern - “More, really. He’s pretty chill when it comes to class.”
“Hm.” Bruce’s mouth twitched. It wasn’t quite a quirk, not quite a concession to a smile but Tim could tell he was pleased. “And you?” he asked. “Getting all your reading done?”
“Oh, yeah,” Tim scoffed. “Absolutely.”
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Between his day job and his night job and school and being married to Jason - which didn’t actually take up any time but was hell on his concentration - Tim hadn’t gotten around to the assigned reading. He wasn’t worried though. He’d read The Great Gatsby when he was a freshman and he had good recall.
“Mr. Drake, what did you make of the subtextual indications of Nick’s homosexual experience?”
“The what?” Tim answered, because he sure as hell did not recall gay sex in The Great Gatsby.
“Ha!” Jason said from the next desk over. “I knew you missed that when we were talking about it last night. What did you <i>think</i> he and Mr. McKee were doing in their underwear, looking at pictures?”
Tim’s mind raced, landing on the party scene. “Holy shit.”
“While Mr. Drake digests this revelation,” Professor Worthington said dryly, “Mr. Peterson, please elaborate.”
“McKee comes with a wife,” Jason said, “but doesn’t go home with her. The last we see of her, she’s doing something with Myrtle’s roommate, who is the obvious pairing for Nick. Instead he takes Nick to his apartment, there’s a time skip, McKee’s in bed in his underwear, another time skip and Nick’s in Penn Station.”
“To what purpose?” Worthington asked. 
“Small-scale, to establish Nick as an unreliable narrator,” Jason says, his words coming fast with his thoughts. “He claimed to be an honest man but here he’s lying by omission, he’s skipping time on purpose, leaving things out.”
“And broad-scale?” Worthington prompts. 
“It calls into question the entire narrative,” Jason said. “Nick’s in love with Gatsby and sees him through rose-colored glasses, paralleling how Gatsby sees Daisy. Everything is built on perception, everything is artificial, even the perspective of the text itself.”
<i>This</i>, Tim realized, staring at Jason’s mouth. This was why he had married Jason in a court clerk’s office, hacked into the university system to put himself in a class he otherwise never would have taken, actually showed up for class. To have the chance to watch Jason argue passionately about the role of gay subtext in a narrative that was otherwise pretty PG. He wanted to crawl into Jason’s lap and kiss the words out of his mouth. 
“Okay,” another student piped up. “But last week you were saying that Jay and Nick were the same person, like in Fight Club. If Nick’s gay, why is Gatsby in love with Daisy?”
“Because Nick’s the truth and Gatsby’s the lie,” Jason shot back, turning slightly in his seat and Tim bit his lip against the sigh that wanted to escape when the muscles in Jason’s shoulders bunched under his shirt. “Nick’s a failure to his family - 25, busted career, still single. But he has this, this ideal in his head, of what people want, and it’s Gatsby. Made his money illegally, but he’s still respectable, a man about town, fancy parties, the works.”
“So you’re saying,” said another girl, “that Daisy’s a beard?”
“More like a delusion.” Jason shrugged. “She’s an ideal, too, unattainable, which means he won’t ever actually have to fuck - uh, sleep with her.”
“But he’s attracted to Jordan,” someone protested as the bell rang. “Maybe he’s bi?”
Jason snorted. “Jordan’s built like Tim,” he said, glancing over. Tim tried to look casual. “She has a boy’s name, and she’s a professional athlete in the 1920s. She’s the beard.”
“We’ll pick this up on Thursday,” Professor Worthington cut in. “Good discussion. Mr. Drake, please have your husband explain the nuances of subtext to you.”
Tim flushed. “I just - “
“He’s an engineer at heart,” Jason said, suddenly in his space and resting a big, warm, hand on the back of Tim’s neck. “He likes plain meaning.”
“I like subtext,” Tim protested, but Jason just laughed and Professor Worthington smirked. 
“I like noodles,” Jason said. “Let’s get Thai for dinner.”
“Is that subtext?” Tim demanded, only half joking. 
“Not in front of the teacher,” Jason chided softly and crap, maybe it actually was subtext.
Jason nudged Tim out of the classroom and tangled their fingers together as they walked down the hall. “Did you even read the book?” He asked when they were out of Professor Worthington’s earshot. 
“Yes,” Tim insisted mulishly. “Just. It’s been a while.”
“You’re eighteen,” Jason pointed out. “What’s a while?”
“Like three years,” Tim mumbled. 
“Oh baby bird,” Jason said, voice pitched low, “even I knew whose lever Nick was pulling when I was fifteen.”
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There’s minimal subtext in pad thai, but Tim has trouble keeping his eyes off Jason’s lips when they purse around the ends of his noodles. 
“Thanks for the save,” he said, picking at a piece of chicken with his chopsticks. “Between Clock King last night and a shareholder meeting today, I’m toast.”
“No problem,” Jason said, picking out a sprout. “Why are you taking this class anyway?”
Tim’s throat suddenly burned. “Requirement,” he managed.
“And you picked this one?” Jason asked. “I’m actually surprised they want you to take required classes now. I figured you’d just take the computer engineering ones to set you up to transfer to MIT or CalTech or somewhere.”
“Nah,” Tim said, frowning at his noodles. He had an answer for that. “I’m probably staying here. The job at Wayne Corps pays well and it’s a good cover for, you know, other things.”
“You never wanted to get out of here?” Jason asked and the tinge of wistfulness in his voice surprised Tim. 
“When I was younger, maybe,” he said. “My parents were always somewhere more interesting and I thought I’d like to see that. But I have and - “  The next thought didn’t lend itself easily to articulation.  He finally settled on, “Gotham is home.”
Jason’s eyes were on him and Tim memorized the layout of his noodles, bean sprouts, and crushed peanuts. 
“Yeah,” Jason said eventually. “I wanted out when I was younger too. But things are different when you have...power isn’t exactly what I mean, although it sure works for Bruce.”
“Autonomy,” Tim offered, forgetting that he wasn’t looking at Jadon. 
“Yeah,” Jason said. “That’s it.”  
He glanced down at his food and Tim studied the way his lashes fanned across his cheekbones from that angle. 
“Do you think it’s weird that I’m married to a guy and can’t recognize gay subtext in anything?” he blurted out. 
Jason laughed around his noodles, no more than a slight cough in the beginning. Tim was never, ever that lucky. 
“Absolutely,” he said. “But entirely in character.”  
This time Tim choked on his noodles. “Hey!”
Jason thumped him on the back, which didn’t actually help at all, and then left his hand resting between Tim’s shoulders. 
Tim didn’t protest.
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smittywing · 7 months ago
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Hi, here you go!!!
What do you snack on when you write? (If anything) Pick one of your fics and share three songs to go with it
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Popcorn is 100% my writing enablement snack. You know I'm getting down to business when I make popcorn. That said, I usually have to wait until I'm done eating to get any actual writing done, because buttery fingers and keyboards do not go together.
Oooh, Reccea made me a playlist for Not Just Canon Fodder which included (amongst other bangers):
deja vu by Olivia Rodrigo
Chocolate by Snow Patrol
Boyfriend by Dove Cameron
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smittywing · 7 months ago
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28, 31, 33!
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28: The fic closest to my heart will always be "The Best Things in Life Are Free." It lived in my mind and heart for so long, and I'm pretty sure it's the best thing I'll have ever written. I reread it a couple months ago when I was putting things on AO3 and teared up so many times.
31: So this is really obscure, but the fic I'd most like to see as a movie is one that I wrote post Star Wars: Episode One, called "The House That Obi Wan Built." It was about Obi Wan pulling Anakin out of the Jedi Temple training, which he was failing at, and taking up residence on the planet of Malastare. Shenanigans ensued. My sister wrote sequels that were better than the original. Judging by the relative successes of the Star Wars franchise, I probably would like it to be an animated tv series rather than a movie.
33: My favorite fic title is "The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves." It just seemed so on point for the fic itself and for SGA in general. I'm trying to think, is there a better one?
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smittywing · 7 months ago
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for the ask game, number 8 :p
Okay, last line I wrote! Actually last two, because context.
But if Tim was going to get called out on his marriage of convenience, he wanted his co-husband along for the ride.
*Don’t be weird,* he reminded himself and lingered in Bruce's shadow.
Thank you, Anon! You got the Marriage 101 doc opened up again!
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smittywing · 7 months ago
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Please help me dissociate from the US election results by playing this game. I know I haven't written much this um, decade, but a girl's had to work.
Yet another fanfic writer ask game!
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smittywing · 9 months ago
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State of the Smitty - 10/1/2024
Real Life was busy but we returned to the office and work suddenly got very quiet so I have more time to write. And watch terrible tv, apparently. I have been swiping my boyfriend's computer to play Gotham Knights lately so that's been awesome.
Writing Update:
The next thing that will be done is the fourth part of Marriage 101. I'm about two half-scenes away and I'm probably overthinking them. I'm going to try to finish one of them tonight, before watching the VP debate. I'm sure I can't write anything worse than that.
Reading:
The Agents Irish and Whiskey series by Layla Reyne because everything else was too emotionally draining. Highly recommend. Also Democratizing Finance, by Cliff Rosenthal. But that's for work.
Watching:
Wednesday, for the vibes. Also Agatha All Along, Killjoys, and the new season of Bake-Off. Okay, but also I watched the Ryan Murphy "Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story" and ya'll. That storytelling is extremely off the rails. I have so many thoughts.
Listening To:
"Girl I'm Gonna Miss You" IYKYK
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smittywing · 9 months ago
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I did not expect to have a teenager on my hands!
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smittywing · 10 months ago
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Snippet - We're Burned for Better
It's been a month so have some dystopian AU fic.
It was, Tim discovered, nearly as difficult to get into Gotham as it had been to get out. 
But then, he’d been unconscious when he’d left, and he supposed it looked suspicious to be the guy sneaking into a war zone. 
He had the advantage of knowing the streets like the back of his hand, even if Gotham was as scarred as the rest of his body. Not all the streets were passable on the small dark Honda motorcycle he rode and that was before he took into account the roaming gangs. 
No RedBird for him, not in this Gotham. Tim navigated to the Bowery, keeping a healthy distance from the old Bowery church where Jason was leading the fight for Gotham’s survival. He parked the Honda far enough away that he didn't expect to see it again, shrugged his backpack over his shoulder and approached on foot. 
Red Hood’s sentries stopped him a full block earlier than he’d anticipated but just because Jason was paranoid didn't mean they weren't out to get him. He held both of his hands up to his head, palms out, and said, “I want to talk to Hood.”  He was searched, thoroughly, and his backpack emptied and examined. He had to explain more than one of the electronic elements he was carrying but only a few pieces were detained. 
Tim let himself be marched to the vestibule of the building and then said, “Tell Hood that Red Robin is back.” 
There were no secret identities in times of war and war was what had sparked from Batman’s very public execution. 
Skepticism abounded though and Tim waited in a broom closet for nearly an hour before the door was yanked open and Jason’s huge arms were pulling him in tight. 
“Fuck, it's good to see you,” Jason said, pressing his face in Tim’s shoulder. He’d let his beard grow in and he looked fucking amazing to Tim. “Are you okay?”
“I’m not a hundred percent,” Tim admitted. “But I needed to get back.”
Jason stepped back and crossed his arms over his chest. Despite the food rationing Tim had heard about on the news channels, Jason still looked solid and strong. 
“Are you here to tell me I’m fucking shit up?” he asked warily. 
“Shit already looks pretty fucked up from here,” Tim said. “I'm here to help.”
Jason faltered for a moment and then visibly relaxed. “This is a war,” he warned. “I'm not playing by Bruce’s rules.” 
Tim shook his head, eyes burning at the memory of Bruce. “Bruce's way didn't work,” he admitted. “Your way is the only thing working around here.”
“So you're here for what?” Jason asked and Tim could hear the tinge of hopefulness in his voice. 
“Support,” Tim said. “Technology. Tactics. Whatever you need.”
Jason rested his hands on the gunbelt slung around his hips and closed his eyes. He took a deep breath. “I'm glad you're here,” he said softly and pulled Tim into another hug. It wasn't lost on Tim that they were alone. Jason trusted him after all. “Let's get you a bunk.”
Jason’s eyes were sharp and clearly clocked the limp Tim couldn't completely hide as they climbed the stairs. 
“How bad is it?” He held a door for Tim and Tim resisted the urge to protest that he didn't need it. 
“My knee dislocates on command now,” he confessed. “The doctors say it will get better but for now, no gymnastics and no grappling hooks.”
“Shit,” Jason said. “That sucks. But I have plenty for you to do around HQ.”
“Cass is coming ,” Tim told him, eyeing the chilly room with a dingle bed and a dresser. Not luxurious but undoubtedly nicer than what most of the foot soldiers had. “She can do the things I can’t.”
“Good, that's good,” Jason said tiredly. For the first time, his shoulders sagged and he looked like a guy who'd been under siege for eight weeks. 
“Hey.” Tim squeezed Jason's wrist. “Are you okay?”
“Nothing else to be,” Jasin said crisply and Tim ached for the responsibility he’d taken on. He vowed to take some of that burden himself, or at least give Jason some relief. “Are Barbara and Steph all right ?”
“As well as they can be,” Tim said. “Steph’s been working to get people out and Barbara, well, she's angry.”
“We’re all angry,” Jason said but then he smiled. “But no one gets angry like Barbie.”
They stayed up past midnight, talking, and when Jason tilted his head back and closed his eyes, Tim didn't suggest he go back to his own room. He just slid down and let the exhaustion take him. 
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smittywing · 10 months ago
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Happy bday you runt
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smittywing · 10 months ago
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write fanfic that three people in the world will read, because those three people are going to be fucking pleased that it exists
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smittywing · 10 months ago
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Throw some JSA members in a zombie apocalypse au?
For the AU Game!
This is an awesome prompt because I probably would not go zombie apocalypse on my own. Okay, a few things that would definitely happen:
Kendra would get to slam some zombie heads off with her mace. This is the kind of thing that weapon is made for.
Someone would have to kill their infected loved one. It would probably be Jack having to kill Sadie. Sorry. I would, in fact, probably be writing a lot of Starman side characters in as zombie snacks.
Someone would be fucking and claiming they don't have feelings for each other. It would probably be Jack and Sand. Dorks.
Jack and Sand would definitely be wearing grimy undershirts for significant portions of the story.
The plot would probably center around getting to Charles McNider's old lab so Pieter Cross could use his research to find a cure, so I could write 1940s flashbacks and give Sand angst.s
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smittywing · 10 months ago
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Let’s play a game. Send me a potential AU and I’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story.
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smittywing · 10 months ago
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Reblogging for anyone who wasn't on Tumblr for my incredibly random timing.
As promised, the Sand/Doc McNider backstory for Sand & Stars. Some of it, anyway. NSFW, about 5k words.
Much love to 'rith for beta and encouraging and hours and hours of character discussion.
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smittywing · 11 months ago
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As promised, the Sand/Doc McNider backstory for Sand & Stars. Some of it, anyway. NSFW, about 5k words.
Much love to 'rith for beta and encouraging and hours and hours of character discussion.
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smittywing · 11 months ago
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There's never enough Starman on my dash.
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Starman v2 #4 cover by Tony Harris
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