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Going thru an identity crisis right now... I'll update on Saturday

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Hiii! I'm Ashlyn (Ash for short)!

Pronouns: she/they (it's complicated)

Things I like: music, history, books, nature (except bugs. Bugs creep me out), writing, art, philosophy.

My fandoms (I only do Marauders content atm tho): Harry Potter/Marauders (fuck jkr), PJO, Star Wars, Marvel (kinda), Grishaverse, EPIC the Musical

My hobbies:

🎶 Playing music (I play the violin, piano and guitar, and I also sing sometimes)

✏️ Drawing (VERY rarely lol)

🎼 Writing songs (they're not very good yet)

💻 Writing books/fanfics (none are finished tho)

🥋 Karate (I threw a fully grown man, pretty proud of myself)

📸 Taking photos (my mum's helping me while she does her photography degree)

🎧 Listening to music (Paramore, David Bowie and Queen atm)

I'm bisexual, genderqueer, and probably a bit messed up in the head.

I'm a minor! Please don't send me asks searching for donations, as you won't receive anything and I just end up feeling bad that I can't help.

I do Marauders content, but I do not support JK Rowling in any way, shape, or form. I am boycotting her and the new series to make sure I don't give any more money to her than I did before knowing about her views.

TERFs, transphobes, homophobes, biphobes, aphobes etc DNI! I do not need negativity here, thank you very much. This is a safe space :)

I am, as my username suggests, a bit of an idiot sometimes (I have literally no common sense lmao), so if I misinterpret anything you say, I'm sorry! I'm just being dumb. Feel free to correct me.

My blogs:

@somecluelessidiot - my main (incorrect quotes, headcanons, rambles etc.)

@ashed-potatoes - for my Marauders socmed AU (this will also be very rarely updated during my exams)

@somecluelessidiot-fics - my fic updates

Introducing myself as:

MBTI

Hogwarts house

PJO Cabin

Soldier, poet, king

Main fandom

A community I made:

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Soo I'm gonna have to post the next chapter on a different day, probably Tuesday/Wednesday. We're going to Portugal and I've been running around trying to pack and stuff... but I will post it soon!

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I could not choose a section of the chapter to take out, but chapter 13 of A '7ps Rhapsody is out now!! (Sorry it's late, whoops)

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Okay so I may or may not have completely forgotten to write the next chapter of A '70s Rhapsody... so I guess see you next week!

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My fics are now back in action!!!

Chapter 12 of 'A '70s Rhapsody' is out now!! Also, I now have a new blog where I post only my fic updates @somecluelessidiot-fics

"That's definitely not the most effective way to do that," Sirius said, swinging his legs casually as he read over another answer.

The piece of paper Remus was holding crumpled in his grip. "Why don't you come and sort it out then?" he snapped.

Sirius jumped off the table annoyingly gracefully and strolled over to where Remus was. He gathered up the papers again, then plonked into McGonagall's chair and propped his feet up on the spotless wood in front of him.

"Get your dirty shoes off there!" Remus hissed. "I'm not cleaning that up!"

Sirius ignored him fingering through the test with a kind of careless sloppiness that somehow looked elegant when he did it. "Here, take these ones," he murmured, holding out a stack.

Remus debated telling him exactly where he could stick those papers, but decided against it and snatched them from his hand instead.

"What are you doing?" he finally asked, letting his curiosity get the best of him.

Sirius spared him a glance and a smirk, then explained, "I'm finding the next ones in the alphabet. It's really quite simple." He dumped another pile into Remus' arms. "Come on, Lupin, don't be dense. I much prefer it when you're being clever."

"Don't be a dick," Remus scowled.

Sirius only grinned and looked back at the papers.

Ten more minutes passed in total silence, save for the rustling and crinkling of the sheets and the occasional grunt from Remus when Sirius dumped more and more piles into his arms. It wasn't long before he was holding the entire stack, now arranged in alphabetical order. Remus put them on the desk as carefully as he could, but they ended up thumping onto the wooden surface.

"Get up," Remus said. "I'm not cleaning everything on my own."

Sirius crinkled his nose in distaste - like the spoiled rich boy he most definitely was - but picked up a cloth anyway. Remus dunked his in the water - which was now lukewarm - and started wiping down one of the desks at the front. Sirius copied him and followed suit. It was quite therapeutic, actually. The repetitive circular movement Remus swiped with the cloth, the short walk to and from the bucket each time, the fact that the desks were spotlessly clean afterwards.

It wasn't long until the silence was excruciating, though. The sloshing of water was the only sound, and while Remus had been perfectly content with the lack of noise before, it seemed all-too-loud now.

And then there it was. Sirius started humming, a familiar tune that Remus had heard James playing too many times for his own sanity. The song wasn't in his personal favourites - something he owed purely to James' obsession with listening to the same songs over and over again - but, he supposed, it was alright. And then the lyrics came in.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61960717

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why isn’t there a major sci fi au marauders fic

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I've released a new fic on AO3 because I couldn't help myself!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63477559

Title: Lover, Dearest

Author: somecluelessidiot

Rating: Mature (may change to explicit)

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Fandom(s): Harry Potter - JK Rowling, Marauders Era - Fandom

Main Relationships: Regulus Black/James Potter, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Pandora Lovegood/Xenophilius Lovegood

Additional Tags: Ravenclaw Barty Crouch Jr., Angst, and I mean Angst, Heavy Angst, Do you understand?, there's a damn lot of angst, Sad Ending, these characters are going THROUGH IT, major character deaths, yes plural, Canon Compliant, Fuck JKR, a lot of swearing, The Author Regrets Nothing, Dark Remus Lupin, that's after the prank, and doesn't last long, but it's there, Platonic MoonWater, Regulus Black and Sirius Black Angst, The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, Mental Health Issues, does this jegulus count as enemies to lovers?, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Regulus Black-centric, Sort Of, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Present Tense, POV Third Person, Hurt/Comfort, Child Abuse

Summary: Regulus Black is caught in a whirlwind of pressure, loss, indoctrination, and abuse. It's the only life he's ever known, and he's fairly certain it's the only one he deserves. Perhaps Hogwarts will change things for him, just like it did for Sirius, or maybe this was the life he was always meant to live. One riddled with sorrow, stress, and tragedy.

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Okay, so I suck at summaries, but I swear this fic is worth it! Please just hear me out lol

This is a fic following the Slytherin Skittles/Emeralds through years at Hogwarts (and beyond). Please note that this does follow canon (with the addition of a few relationships to liven things up a bit), so it will definitely be angsty and - if I write it well - heartbreaking. Consider this your warning.

More in-depth warnings in the start and end notes of chapters <3

Soo this is the one I was writing about the Skittles through their years at Hogwarts. If you're interested, please check it out! Also, the first chapter is a tad dull, but it'll definitely get better (I'm not selling this, am I?).

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Here's the summary for my new work on AO3 (first part up now!): A '70s Rhapsody by somecluelessidiot. It's a band AU set in a 1970s British High School.

"How about 'The Marauders'?" James suggested excitedly, perking up as the idea formed in his head.

Sirius frowned. "What's a marauder?"

Remus breathed out the smoke from his cigarette, which James cringed away from to 'protect his lungs'. "A troublemaker, basically," Remus said.

"Someone who causes trouble," Peter put in, very helpfully.

Sirius rolled his eyes but couldn't stop the smile that tugged at his mouth. "Yes, Pete, I gathered that, thank you."

"Well?" James prompted. "What do you think?"

Remus considered it for a moment, then nodded. "Yeah, alright. I like it. Peter?"

Peter nodded vigorously. "It's sounds so cool!"

"Sirius?"

Sirius smiled as he thought through the idea in his head. The Marauders. Peter was right, it did sound cool. He nodded contemplatively. "Yeah. Yeah, I like that."

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Sirius Black comes from France, where he was born and raised, but an expulsion from his previous school has his parents fuming, so they move to England. Perhaps Saint Andrew's Institution for Reformation and Education will knock some sense into him. That's what they hope, at least.