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For almost no increase in security for women, the trans community would be made to feel even more vulnerable and marginalised.

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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

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I need to get out of my current situation but I have no idea how to raise the money necessary to leave. Mutual aid hasn’t worked so far and I don’t have family I can ask. I feel trapped.

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By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families

Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh

Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-

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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am

Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad

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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist

Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane

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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!

Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:

Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?

Bruce: Yes

Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(

Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny

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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?

Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:

Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.

Jason:...no

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Watching Final Destination for the first time; seen 2 but not 1.

Do they ever tell you what force gives the premonitions?

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Tim (with a sigh): it’s my birthday today…

Jason: yeah, I know. I put a gift on your dining table this morning

Tim: ?!??!!??????!?

Jason: why the fuck do you look so confused?

Tim: no one has remembered my birthday since I was seven. I don’t even tell people my birthday anymore because they aren’t going to remember anyway

Jason: ?!!?!???!???

Jason: what the actual fuck

Tim: what?

Jason: not even goldie?? Or cas? Or Steph???

Tim: oh. Well, Dick always gets the date wrong and Steph never asked. I assume it’s because she thinks I don’t want to celebrate because no one ever tries to.

Jason: and Cas?

Tim: I think she knows, but she’s always been away on my birthday

Jason: what about your team? The speedster and the supers? Don’t they remember???

Tim: I’ve never told them

Jason: I-

Jason: did Bruce ever officially adopt you, or are you still emancipated?

Tim: he was going to, but then he disappeared and we never talked about it again, why?

Jason: I’m adopting you and then we’ll celebrate 10 birthdays to make up for the ones you’ve missed.

Tim:???!??!???

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Yep, this would go over awkward, autistic ass too.

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Liara T’Soni’s and my headcanon Shepard’s relationship is both long, loving (but no longer romantic by the end of the series), and complicated. Liara and Shepard meet as they do in the original telling, but their meeting is complicated by Shepard’s history as a deep cover agent. One of Shepard’s infiltration assignments for Alliance Intelligence, prior to their assignment on the Normandy, was to infiltrate a suspicious Prothean dig being run by Matriarch Benezia. While initially finding nothing wrong at the dig, she began to discover discrepancies, what were discovered to later be the first signs of indoctrination, and she began to further investigate Benezia against orders. However, Benezia convinced them that everything was fine, against Shepard's better judgement. When discovering that Liara was a lead on Benezia, Shepard was extraordinarily suspicious of the young Asari. While Liara is obviously fascinated with the commander, Shepard's suspicions were put to rest soon after their meeting, when their relationship became very close following their first melding. Neither of them were able to control the melding due to lacking the Cipher, and both of their respective secrets spilled out, their long history of conflict with their mother in Liara's case, and Shepard's abusive upbringing compared to the kind and loving years with the Andersons and Hannah Shepard. Their bonding results in a fast friendship that even surprises Shepard themself, as Liara knew instinctively about Shepard’s plurality but not cognitively. Once aware cognitively of Shepard's plurality, their bond deepens into a romantic one as she understands the pain Shepard has been through and the strength they have. While they deeply cared for each other, Liara couldn't see herself in a polyamorous relationship when Shepard asked Liara about pursuing one. Just before the Normandy SR-1's destruction and Shepard's death by the Collectors, they agreed to table the discussion, before Shepard died saving Joker. The news devastated Liara, who held an irrational anger towards Joker's failure to follow orders.

After being resurrected by Cerberus and reuniting with Liara on Illium, Shepard was horrified by the skewing of her moral compass in her hunt for the Shadow Broker. Liara, in her compulsive need to find the Shadow Broker, had resorted to renditions, torture, and psychic ripping information from suspects, leaving them in a state of ego death. Shepard refused to rekindle their relationship when Liara tried to use them for intelligence, only relenting to helping them as their friend when she explained that she was trying to find Feron, who helped recover Shepard's body for Cerberus. During the course of working together again, Liara was shown just how far she had morally strayed from the person she used to be as the Shadow Broker and his agents taunted her with her past actions. After defeating the Shadow Broker and rescuing Feron with Shepard's support, Liara took up the mantle of the Shadow Broker, and vowed to make a positive difference with the network, beginning with the Reaper threat.

After the destruction of the Bahak system to delay the Reaper invasion, Liara worked with Admirals Anderson, Hackett, and Senator Bakker to keep Shepard from facing a court martial for show, ending in their execution. Soon, the Reapers reach the Milky Way, attacking Earth and devastating the Alliance civilian and military leadership. Having discovered there was another Prothean installation in the Sol system on Europa from records in the Mars archive, she ended up rendezvousing with the newly reinstated Brigadier Shepard to recover critical data, and a potential weapon against the Reapers. Fighting off Cerberus for the information, Liara made the refitted Normandy her new base of operations for the rest of the war. Having reevaluated herself, her methods as the Broker, and her relationship with Shepard, Liara tentatively began to rekindle her romance with them. Their relationship continued until the end of the Reaper War, when the Crucible was activated.

Shepard and Liara’s friendship is one of the most complicated, with several moments that should have lead to them never speaking again, but their innate connection with each other kept bringing them back to each other. Liara, due to the repeated melding between them, probably most understands DID and plurality other than someone who is plural themselves.

Shepard’s relationship with Liara, both romantically and platonically, is based on their desire for a family, their deep understanding and connection from their many meldings over 5 years during the course of the Reaper War, and lastly, the deep hope Shepard has that if she can forgive Liara for the mistakes she made, then they can be forgiven for their much graver sins in the course of saving the galaxy from the Reaper threat.

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What a bunch of weebs RIP to Bruce's Yacht tho it did not make it home

Tip jar

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Avatar Korra workout

This workout is based around the sort of training Korra would have done through the years in her preparation for being the avatar.

The workout is going to consist of bodyweight exercises so it can be utilized anywhere and closer ressembles the kind of training martial artist use to maintain a healthy strong physique much like Korra’s.

Workout 1:

Jogging to high knees on the spot for 5 minutes

Push-ups

T-stand

Sit-ups

Pull-ups

Lunges

Tricep dips

Mountain climbers

Punch bag/shadow boxing for 5 minutes

Workout 2:

Star jumps to jogging on the spot for 5 minutes

Squats

Bar rows

Decline push-ups

Standing Calf raises(use a thick book)

Pike push-ups

Leg raises

Chin-ups

Punch bag/shadow boxing for 5 minutes

Workout 3:

Jogging in the spot for 5 minutes

Dips

Pistol squats

Close grip pull-ups

Twist crunches

Jump squats

Bear crawl

Plank 1 minute

Punch bag/shadow boxing for 5 minutes

This is a circuit routine to be used 3 days a week and to give you a rest and recovery day between workouts.

Beginners: 2 sets of 6 to 10 reps

Intermediate: 3 sets of 6 to 10 reps

Advance: 4-5 sets of 8 to 12 reps

So get out there and train hard just like korra and don’t forget any questions just drop me a message and also let me know how it goes Avatars.

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Yeah, Red Hood wouldn’t even try it… he’s not that stupid.

"Red Hood vs. Batgirl who's winning the fight" There is no fight. Have you forgotten who we're talking about here

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Redeem Durge has all the red flags yet is such a sweet heart. ♥️

they're on a date!!! (yes Will is my Durge and they're a siren)

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All I want right now is to be held…

I’m so depressed about my aunt passing and my dysphoria is kicking my ass on top of it.

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This is the Marvel team.

The DC team.

Mass Effect’s team

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Oh god, I really am her…

Shadowheart thinks she’s so edgy and mysterious but deep down inside she is all about the dad jokes.

Bonus:

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John Wick in reverse.

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.