I just watched the entire Twilight series for the first time and, not to be dramatic, but I will never forgive the internet for convincing me Edward doesn’t care about Bella. That man was pathetically obsessed with her; he did not take a minute to try and die the second he thought she was dead. Man was prepared to swear off sex with his wife because he thought he hurt her. He is a boy loser.
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should i make incorrect quotes for atsv
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I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it
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Y/n, Soap, and Ghost in a corn maze
Y/n: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Soap: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Ghost: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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y/n and alejandro scrolling through netflix and trying to find something to watch for date night:
y/n: let’s watch sharkboy and lavagirl.
alejandro: okay.
y/n: and make out during the scary parts.
alejandro: th-
alejandro: the scary parts.
alejandro: of sharkboy and lavagirl.
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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
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y/n, price, soap, and ghost in a safehouse:
y/n: what's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
price: disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
soap: smad.
ghost:
price:
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y/n, soap, and ghost walking on a nature trail to destress:
y/n: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, ghost?
ghost: … no.
soap: i do!
y/n: know, soap.
soap: i’m sad!
y/n: i know, soap.
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the trio sitting together when it’s time to eat:
y/n: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
ghost: *turning to soap* how tall are you?
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y/n and soap having a sleepover:
y/n: i’m kind of crushing on someone, but i’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.
soap: just rip the bandage off.
y/n: it’s ghost.
soap: put the bandage back on.
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y/n and ghost after y/n fucks up during a mission but ghost saves them:
y/n: bad things keep happening to me, like i have bad luck or something.
ghost: y/n, you don't have bad luck. the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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y/n and soap over the radio comms on a mission:
y/n: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
soap: You would eat yourself?
y/n: I wouldn’t even question it.
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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying
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Larry the Cat, the government-appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 4 UK Prime Ministers and one monarch.
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