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No im not “grieving” Buddie, do you know how amazing it is to have queer/bisexual men representation in today’s media? Do you know how important it is for all of the community and the younger people watching this? This is a huge milestone and Buck’s sexuality is valid outside of any type of ship. Today we celebrate.

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*sighs dreamily* I love dick.

dick grayson

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The batfam trauma candy salad would go absolutely insane.

Dick: Hi. I'm Dick Grayson and when I was 8 I watched my parents fall to their death in front of me, then I had to move away from everything I love and spend the rest of my life in some weird American city. And I brought the sour gummy worms.

Jason: This is so stupid- my mother used to kick me out when he drug dealer would come over so I didn't see her spending our very small amount of money on drugs.

Steph *off screen*: what did you bring?

Jason: nerds.

Cass: I was raised to be a weapon, a murderer. I brought peach rings.

Steph: I'm Steph and My dad was an alcoholic who thought he could go head to head with batman and outdo the riddler. And I brought Reese's pieces.

Tim: I'm Timothy Drake Wayne and I had left the house to try and find some guy before he killed my dad, just for him to kill my dad when I was gone. I brought sour rainbow strips.

Duke: My parents are in a mental ward, high on joker toxin. No one knows if they'll ever get better. And I got m&m's.

Damian: I am a highly trained assassin and-

Steph: cut. Cut. Damian. Civilian identities. Ok. Restart.

Damian: My mother randomly dropped me on some weird man's doorstep when I was ten. I brought rock candy.

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Jason in the manor for movie night: How'd you convince B to let me in anyways? I thought I wouldn't get an invite till I dropped the real bullets.

Dick busy trying to wrangle Damian away from Tim and Titus away from the snacks: B is really bad at facing the words he throws around ya know? So I told him since it's my fault you died I should be responsible for bringing you home- Tim don't!!!

Jason: B said what!?!?

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I miss being 16. I miss my friends from when I was 16. I’m in a much better place, I’m following a path to reach a place I knew I was going to since I was in primary school. I have grown as a person and I miss who I was and who I never got the chance to be. I was 16 during the pandemic so I missed out on a whole bunch of experiences but the vibes, despite all the negative that was going on, were amazing. TikTok had so many people just being nice and embracing nature and the music was just calm and beautiful and that’s not to say that the current shift is bad, I enjoy a lot of things that have become popular right now. But I watched a movie that just gave me the same joy I had in the pandemic, I listen to the music and remember the friends I had then and the memories we made. I have moved on now, I don’t talk to them anymore, I’ve made friends that are better for me, but the old friends linger in my mind often. What are they doing? How are they doing? Do they still do this? Eat that? Are they still interested in this thing?

The pandemic formed me a lot and I don’t think I’ve ever realised how much. I had a lot more anxiety back then and I’ve managed to adapt and get used it and back into a better mindset but i also remember the trends that shaped a lot people in my life that in turn shaped me.

I miss being 16 when everything was so much easier. I miss being in high school where it was easier, where I didn’t constantly have the thoughts of everyone surpassing me, when I didn’t feel like I was falling behind. I’m 21 in less than 6 months and 18 months away from completing my university degree and yet I still feel so underprepared for what’s coming and I feel like everyone else got the manual for life and University and achieving everything they want and I’m just stuck on a conveyor belt pushing me toward my goals without the necessary knowledge.

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The members of the "I am bisexual in every way except canon" club

This is edited, because I screwed up and put Elenour from the Good place on here and people in the comments told me she is canon bi. So I replaced her with Stiles. I honestly have no idea how I forgot him, since he is a poster child for fanon bisexuals.

Edited:

In the wake of this getting 10.000 notes. Thank you so much for that by the way, I decided to include some more characters, suggested in the comments.

Thank you for the 20000 notes. Here is the new addition.

x - Pansexual edition

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Heartsteel Aphelios in PARANOIA ft. BAEKHYUN, tobi lou, ØZI, and Cal Scruby

requested by @buds-and-baubles

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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*chanting like a mantra* I am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics i am an adult who studies physics

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the iconic meme that made it to british parliament last year

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I have an assessment due in less than 8 hours, I haven’t finished, still need to do all of my referencing plus find another source and this is worth 50% of my grade. But you know what I’m doing instead?? Reading fanfiction. I’m making great choices 😀

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i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be