Elden Ring + Homestar Runner Quotes, Pt. 2
“Gonna have a good time tonight! Gonna have a good time tonight!”
“I can’t remember my legs.”
“Oh, yeah? Well maybe you look like some type of enormous... alien... cow!”
“What the-? Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?”
“...and the Stick would be this big ol’ tree / that’d try to eat everyone except the Cheat and me”
“Well, I am the exact same.”
"That's what I used to defeat the Dark Fungus From Downungus!"
"Warm me with your enriched, bleached bosom."
"C'mon, you guys! Let's all go jump in somebody's pants!"
"Kristen, you look burnt. Or Dead."
"What the luscious ladies really want is a guy that still has a face and head."
"The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird."
"And this little weirdo / would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times / You know, the kind that are only sorta hot / so they don't mess around with other guuuuuuyyyys..."
"a-jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie"
Elden Ring + Homestar Runner Quotes Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
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Ily ily ily so much if you don’t mind I have a request
Could you write a Leon x reader about reader being insecure about her small breast?
I hate the size of my chest it makes me feel very unfeminine.
Maybe just some fluff maybe a little smut whatever your comfortable with 🫶
𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, none, this is just something for my small chested girls 💞
𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞, this was rushed😭 I wrote this in a hour and some change.. also to the small tiddie girls NOTHING !! is wrong with you, be happy and confident with your body 🫶🏾 i envy you guys for not having to deal with the back problems😭 but anyway ENJOYY
"What's wrong, sweetheart?" Leon asked, as he walked in on you with a frown on your face as you stared into the mirror turning from side to side. Seemingly focusing on one particular part of your body.
"Nothing." you said quickly, your voice lacking its usual confidence.
You know how one moment you can feel completely confident in yourself, with no worries in the world about your appearance? That was you a couple of moments ago. That feeling of insecurity unfortunately sneaks up on everybody at certain times.
Leon raised an eyebrow, his expression clearly saying that he didn't believe you. He leaned back against the wall, folding his arms over his chest. "Tell me what's bothering you, sweetheart. I won't be able to help you if you keep it to yourself."
He always knew when something was wrong. He was so attentive and thoughtful. You loved that about him.
You sighed, your head drifting to the ground. "It's just…I don't know what you think of my body." You said, with your voice barely audible.
Leon sat up at this, tilting his head to the side in confusion. "What do you mean, Y/N? Why would you care what I think about your body?"
You sighed again, still staring at the ground. "It's just that my boobs are on the small side. Most guys like girls with bigger chests." You muttered, your voice barely louder than a whisper.
Leon was silent for a moment, unsure of how to respond to this. He had never thought about the size of your body before. He walked towards you, placing his hands on your hips facing you towards the mirror.
His voice gentle as he spoke. "Sweetheart, your body is beautiful just the way it is. I have never cared about the size of your boobs, or any part of your body for that matter. I care more about the woman you are on the inside, and that woman is strong and incredibly brave."
His words seemed to comfort you greatly. You felt a sense of relief wash over yourself. You looked up at him, your brown eyes meeting his for the first time since he had entered the room.
"Thank you, Leon. I needed to hear that." You said, with a voice stronger than it had been moments before.
Leon smiled at you, grateful that his words had made a difference. "Any time, sweetheart, and if you ever need to talk about anything else, I'm here for you," he said, his voice warm and sincere.
You giggled at his words, knowing that he always knew how to make you feel better no matter the situation.
"Thank you baby." You said as you smiled up at him, pressing a kiss on his cheek. Before you knew it, Leon to pulled you into a hug, holding onto you tightly. You felt the warmth of his body against yours, and you knew in that moment that you weren't alone. Leon truly cared about you and was not afraid to show it.
𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞, had to get this out cause I felt bad for just having the request sit in my inbox💀 but anyways reblogs and constructive criticism are appreciated, requests are open as of now, and I hope you enjoyed!!
𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
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