I was thinking idly for a moment about this scene, only to remember this poor guy with the sweating sickness who is right there.
Like imagine just suffering from an illness and the king is just in the physician's chambers, sitting on the stairs rather than a chair or stool, just talking to the court physician about some illness elsewhere, not even being commanding, all the while his personal manservant who also happens to be the court physician's assistant is just tending to you?????
im about to sleep so you know what comes next... hoshina smut idea 💡
the defense force combat uniform is a body suit right, so just imagine hoshina wearing it and getting a boner... and you coming to his rescue by dry humping him in his office - he'd have to be sitting on his swivel chair, and you on top of him. he can't moan out loud in fear that the other officers would hear him, but it's not like he has the strength to ask you to stop. so he lets you rub your clothed pussy against him, promising himself he'll punish you later tonight - imagine how hot hoshina looks like coming undone beneath you and his dick isn't even inside you yet.
am slowly making it through towl with my brother and we watched "bye" tonight and it is SO FUNNY how bad rick is at pretending that michonne is just Some Random Woman.
there is no way he didn't get clocked like 20 different ways lol
that shit was the hottest goss on base
"you know sergeant major grimes?"
"that quiet crazy motherfucker who cut off his own hand? yeah ofc"
"he is like OBSESSED with that new consignee"
"for real? he's never seemed interested in anyone in any way. she is hot af tho."
"he's always staring at her, just doing full 360s watching her. and private thomas said she saw him pull her into an empty room then they came out smiling."
i really think the witcher would benefit from a long running comedy gag going on in the background. like if we take jaskier in blood origin as an example, i think every now and again he should just magically disappear on secret magic sandpiper missions and then reappear in the next scene like nothing happened (and i'm talking actually magically disappear and reappear like you just see him POOF out of existence and then POOF back in. like covered in blood or in a completely different outfit which he then has to try and explain). or he's a wanted man for various sandpiper/secret spy reasons but he hasn't actually told anyone yet so every now and again you see him in the background really shittily and comedically taking out assassins that are after him. no one else ever notices and it is never brought up in the show.
You knooow, the orca man has been in my mind lately (what a surprise!) And I've been thinking...what if Y/N was a fisher and when they think that Eclipse is trying to eat them they go like "WAIT! I can bring you food, let me bring you food!" And he is baffled because...this tiny thing with no fangs and no claws is trying to provide for him? To give him a courting gift? Would he indulge the little human and let them bring him food? And how would he react when Y/N (unaware that they're courting him) comes the next day with their biggest catch?
Eclipse is delighted that you brought him food! Not only to court him in return, because of course you're returning his affections, but it's such a big catch! Look at you, little human! Imagine how much better you'll be as a siren when you go to snatch up a meal! Eclipse is pretty surprised by your method of fishing, but does it really matter when at the end of the day, you're courting him as much as he's courting you? Nope.