#:D?

[whumpwhumpwhumpwhump]

Watching day of the jackal is like watching a nature documentary where an animal is hunting prey but you're not sure which animal you're rooting for yet

[unluckykay]

Astarion x Tav doodle ~

[animatedamerican]

For the fake fic ask game: the fic is tagged enemies-to-friends, workplace drama, medieval AU, eels, beeswax is expensive

(from here!)

Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Andrew Wells is perfectly contented as the understeward of a minor lord's castle, responsible for keeping the books and maintaining supplies -- until he has to deal with the short-tempered new captain of the guard, William the Spike.

[homobrainjuice]

OKIE I COVERED A SONG DO YALL WANNA HEAR IT?

[teddys-diary]

would anyone be interested in incorrect quotes of my ocs? if i made that a series

[backtotheo]

theo → caroline

theo: hey theo: did i do something wrong? theo: because you haven't been here when i've been here all week theo: your cat keeps meowing at the window i think he misses you

[very-gay-poet]

no ones gonna do it lmao but PLEASE????

TELL ME WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH ME

COLORS, SONGS, AESTHETICS, PEOPLE, ANYTHTING

[eyesonjupiter]

Found that over at mastodon

Edit: link to original post: https://mastodon.social/@senatormeow/100908678269940898

[Image ID: a Toot from User "Senator Meow":
 "when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session. about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off"/END ID]

[mindboogling]

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

[valeriapryanikova]

catfish

[conceptofjoy]

i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

[animatedamerican]

@lokis-lil-queen good to know that you feel me somehow

and I know what you mean @chokeanddagger, i guess that's the problem when everything feels like the movies

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

[lesbeansoups]

I think we need to appreciate this part of Brennan Lee Mulligan's WIRED interview a lot more:

"The evangelical right in this country needs to manufacture outrage to hold onto its voting block. [The satanic panic about DnD] was arbitrary, as the targets of their outrage always are. Fight the power."

[noodles-and-tea]

[dooanuh]

(butch) dogs playing poker