#;earthshaker

[demigods-posts]

if i could ask poseidon one question. i'd ask him to explain the logistics behind storms. because hurricane season exists. so is the mass destruction and deaths caused by storms on a schedule? like, do you have schedule crying sessions in the atlantic ocean? or are these storms tantrums? in which case. do you feel remorseful for the lives you end in the midst of said tantrum? or are these deaths calculated? is this a quid pro quo for your brother? an act of power to feed your ego in exchange for hades to have more souls in the underworld? what's going on my guy

[dovalore]

mini deities: the first age

[vintagerpg]

Tarrasque? Pfft, that’s nothing. This week on the Vintage RPG Podcast, we’re looking at CM4: Earthshaker (1985), the BECMI module that pits players against a 1,280-foot-tall robot run by an entire clan of gnomes. Well, not exactly, the gnomes run the robot as a tourist attraction, the players have to deal with the evil NPCs who try to hijack the robot. And they better win, because, well, the tarrasque is just 50 feet tall.

[rendside]

[athenepromachos]

The Lord Poseidon 🦈🐙🦀🦞🦐🦑🐠🐟🐬🏛🏺

[ampresandian]

The fact that Poseidon was the last of the Big 3 to have a forbidden kid and like only had one (as far as I understand he's the only one that only had 1??? I haven't read hoo feel free to fact check me)?? Like The Earthshaker, Mr The Sea Does Not Like To Be Restrained, being the one to keep the promise the longest??? It's so powerful to me.

Especially with Percy becoming the one to fulfill the prophecy, and choosing to do so.

[uglydragons]

BONGWATER BOY

this is Teev (short for Sativa), my BONGsneak, he used to be a fancy green glass bong until the Earthshaker took too big a hit & he was filled with the breath of life. his birthday is 4/20 & he’s my most special son. but somebody should probably switch his water out i think

[naphiatra]

Happy 10th Greenkeeper’s Gathering!

Here’s an impromptu history lesson. This is basically how the 3rd age went right?

The girls fighting and the Arcanist blowing things up.

[ashoss]

Can't believe Jason Jackson is the son of posiedon that's crazy

smh cant believe poseidon broke his oath a second time

[dovalore]

mini deities: @cecils-dragons' designs

[inbarfink]

[kmtapia-art]

[tourneys-by-me]

Round Three - Geomancy (earth) 1/4

Propaganda under the cut (beware of potential spoilers!!)

Earthshaker:

He's Everybody's Cool Dragon Dad. Earthshaker is also a Dad Personified. Hundreds of people wish him a happy father's day each year. He also can be associated with paleontology! If it's old and in stone, it's of interest. Deity of his canon that worries me the least. (There's 10 others vying for that title)

Rochelle:

No propaganda :(

[scp-xxxx]

Flight Rising/Warhammer crossover

Don’t ask, this was a crack idea I had. The two most “niche” fandoms I have, mashed together.

The Arcanist immediately falls to Tzeentch. Along with the entire Arcane Flight. His mistakes make even Magnus look reasonable.

Icewarden gets into 50 fistfights with the Space Wolves. Russ found the Icewarden once and is now a frozen exhibit in the Fortress of Ends. 

Stormcatcher steals Vashtorr’s job and Perturabo’s job and Lightning Flight becomes Iron Warriors 2.0. Also gets worshipped by the Mechanicus for obvious reasons. 

Gladekeeper and Plaguebearer are both heralds of Nurgle. Somehow. They keep on creating more and more ridiculous bioweapons.

Tidelord is being held hostage on Nocturne. Vulkan is being held hostage in the Sea of a Thousand Currents

Flamecaller is helping the Salamanders. The Salamanders are her children now. They start believing that she’s an incarnation of Vulkan. The Salamanders immediately adopt all Coatls and Banescales as their mascots. 

The Earthshaker is being mistaken for a planet by the Imperium. The Earthshaker doesn’t mind, since they’ve mistook him as a Paradise World. 

The Windsinger tries to tour the Imperium. Ends up nearly getting kidnapped by Fulgrim and the Emperor’s Children.(somehow). Seven Spirals try to run for High Lord elections by disguising themselves(poorly) as severely mutated humans.

The Lightweaver gets worshipped as an incarnation of the Emperor. I mean…multiple dead Imperial dragons LITERALLY MAKE Emperors, so….

The Shadowbinder almost falls to Tzeentch. But no one knows for sure, so…

It’s a running joke that the dragons keep on mistaking all humans for various flavors of Beastclan(ex. Human = Big Half centaur half minotaur, Space marine = big magical suit of armor, Custodes = big magical suit of armor except golden).

[echoing-gravity]

Blind Earthshaker Au

I wanna see a series rewrite where everything is the same except Percy is blind but can see better than everyone around him and has Katara's ice bending and toph beifong's Seismic Vibration Senses.

Like his dad is called the earth SHAKER so I don't think he can bend the earth too well but Percy is like feeling and making tiny vibrations/Earthquakes with his feet to see. He's super weak to air based projectiles think arrows. Or like literally anything a wind spirit picks up and throws in his general direction.

(He will tap his foot like an angry rabbit when hes stressed or caught off guard. I'm thinking wind spirits since they don't touch the ground OR have any water inside their bodies)

He can also "see" like where all the water is around him in a certain distance. Like mentally he has a 3d map of where things are. He doesn't like going places where theirs not a lot of water/or gorund. he can like tell when people are nervous by the speed of their blood flow/ the rhythm of their hearts. And is super precise with his ice bending be cuz of it.

Maybe Sally dies early or something and like we've got like 7 year old blind Percy wandering the streets but like since he can see where all the monsters are with his vibration earthy senses he can avoid them really well. Like "oh huh that guy has Hoooves? Nope. Percy outta here. Noo thanks." Since the mist is mostly sight based, and stuff, I feel like Percy would have a HUGE advantage.

In cannon it's shown that Percy is like really clairvoyant, what with all his dreams and stuff. So in my au he knows about the big three pact, and is just bullshiting people into thinking he's related to Khione goddess of snow and ice. And desperately trying not to let into the fact that he's blind.

(Luke/or/annabeth/or/Leo/or/Rachel/or Whoever he ends up being best friends with figures it out eventually be cuz theyve been friends for so long.)

At some point he runs into an 11yr old Luke pre- Luke meeting Thalia&Annabeth. And then we have them having the dynamic of Percy being a manic feral little shit and Luke trying to be responsible and protect him but ends up being the one protected all the time. I think it'd be funny.

Or maybe he runs into 7 year old annabeth and they become badass -cant be beat- besties. Percy snipe murdering every spider in a quarter mile radius, after he finds out annabeth is afraid of them.

I'm more partial to the meets Luke one cuz then when Percy and annabeth go on their first quest we'd get this fucking glorious scene:

Annabeth: no don't look Percy! You'll die!

Unhinged feral blind Percy: hahaha bitch u thought!!! *He says as he uncaps riptide witch was hidden in his hand.*

Medusa: *gurgling noise be cuz there is now a sword in her neck.*

Or in book two:

Circe standing with Percy Infront of enchanted mirror: isn't there Something u wish u could change about ur appearance? Drink this magic smoothie!

Unhinged feral blind Percy: haha bitch YOU THOUGHT.

Circe is now being held at knife point. (Or.. smootie- icicle point?)

Or if a pissed off god flashes their true form.

Hera: how... how are you alive?!

*Percy with his head tilted/angled so it looks like he's looking at them.*

Percy: *sing-songy voice* I know something yoooouuu doooonnntt! :)

Or if he gets hit by cupids arrow.

Cupid: the next person u look at with direct eye contact you will fall helplessly in love with them.

unhinged feral blind Percy: HAHAHA BITCH GUESS WHAT!

I'm sure there's more areas in the books or just Greek mythos in general where being blind is actually an advantage, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Or oooor -this is the one that I see being most likely to happen- hear me out: he runs into LEO. Since Hera was using the mist like crazy to hide him, but Percy is unaffected/immune to the most because He. Can't. See. It.

They steal/hijack an RV to live in. That could be cool. Leo has trama based on like burning people, right? Percy in canon Swam in LAVA, boy is fire-fucking-PROOF!! Fire and ice friends!

('oh my gods, they were roommates' perleo shipping intensifies)

Leo probably: you're nickname shall be Snowflake. Becuz ice powers.

Leo mentally: "wow! this person is really pretty, and funny and is like me, AND THEIR FUCKING FIREPROOF?"

Leo mentally: lets get fucking married.

Or maybe Sally doesn't die and Percy's blindness is known. He goes to school and guess who volunteered to help read his paperwork to him. That's right our favorite eco-rights activist: Rachel Elizabeth Dare!

Since Percy is blind he doesn't? Have dyslexia? I'm not entirely sure about how to explain this one. But like he's blind. People read things for him. (so he isnt effected by having dyslexia, becuase someone else is reading things for him.) He'd have good grades. Percy is sooo fucking smart. But like no one remembers cuz annabeth is always putting him down with all that doubt in canon. "Seaweed Brain!" I hate that nickname. Fuck canon annabeth. U don't have to put others down to have confidence in yourself omfg.

someone who isnt me write it. this is a writing prompt go! fanfic writers gooo!

[imonabitchparade]

So we all agree this is the reason for the NY earthquake right?