#< btw that was just a joke lmao

[tiddie-taylor]

I wonder what the emotions smell like

(this isn't a weird question or anything I'm actually just wondering 😭)

[mochasucculent]

Gilf on gilf psychological warfare

[julitatas]

✨ He´s just a girl ✨

I had the feminine urge to draw him naked ok?

don't judge me

[jellyjamheadobb]

show. show me. a picture of your cat

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

---

Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

---

Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

[r0semultiverse]

Kawaki Homophobia Moments

[bambiraptorx]

if you know you know

[ace-apple]

yknow i think id take purgatory over this. can we do purgatory again maybe it wasnt that bad

[tofixtheshadows]

"Marcille is gay because she felt Falin up in the bath" boring. Anyone as neurotic as Marcille could act like that.

The biggest canon proof that Marcille is a lesbian is her extremely comphet fantasies of chaste and chivalric men.

Like this is just what lesbians who haven't realized they're lesbians imagine they want from men.

Marcille should not be at the club, but she should be home watching Pride and Prejudice (2005) and Revolutionary Girl Utena.

[madderruz]

more doodles

[marimeeko]

Kudo looking at Izukus memories and then saying that Izuku has an affinity for forgiving ppl who don't deserve it "like Bakugou"

And Izuku giving OFA 5 minutes later out of spite like

"If you're going to talk shit about my Kacchan maybe I don't want you in my head, damn, take 'em, Shig"

Lmao Izuku like "you come into MY BRAIN, and start acting up like that?? LEASE CANCELLED"

[trashmuis]

PSA guys

[numberonecodwomenfan]

i keep seeing so much viking soap stuff, and i. i dont think some of yall know what vikings are. vikings did not come from scotland. and a lot of people make viking soap VERY scottish. scotland was in fact getting the shit beat out of them by vikings, who are from scandanavia. map for reference.

wouldja look at that. scotland. getting the shit beat out of them by vikings.

soap woulda been pullin up in this shit

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

found this template and i just thought i'd fill it in

[gently-decaying-flowers]

context: i was making jokes with my mom about needing cargo shorts for the big pockets- big pockets needed so i can smuggle drugs (i was really trying to cover up being trans but this has turned into a running joke)

ANYWAY

my stepdad just told me this story

so my mom was like “we gotta go get the drug smuggling shorts today” and my stepdad said

“yk what if she was being serious?”

mom, “there’s no way she’d be able to do that”

stepdad- “what if she fell into the wrong crowd or smthn?”

mom, “she’d have to fall into a crowd first”

OKAY MOM WAY TO POINT OUT I DONT HAVE FRIENDS 💀

[kingabezka]

I had a dream I said "pussy" during RTGame stream and got a lifetime ban