#<- about him

[ozymoron]

"i can fix him" well i can be the monkey crashing cymbals that lives inside his brain

[dandyshucks]

knowing that even if they get frustrated or upset, they'll still do their best to be kind; and if they mess up and lash out then we can talk about it later once things are calmer again, and we'll figure it out and make it okay <3

[divorce-enjoyer]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

[mildelectrocution]

Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[ozymoron]

god, hes such a freak but hes so hot about it

[beeqisch]

izutsumi but its this thing my cat does (licking my food)

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[bahoreal]

obsessed with this

[bisexualvampires]

he has a 100% divorce rate btw