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p41nty · 1 year

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hey. hey guys. please consider. three of them.

#bro is surrounded by pretty women #<- i stole this joke #LISTEN.#I LOVE THEM OKAY #inanimate insanity #ii paintbrush #ii lightbulb #ii candle #lightbrush #candlebrush #candlebulb #is that #their name #idk #candlelightbrush #I WILL BE THE FIRST #mine #my art

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angelfish114 · 2 years

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I love men. I'm half man myself on my dad's side

#yes i stole this joke #but im cool so it's ok #/j #demiboy #demiboy things #not art

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ohblimeygeorge · 20 days

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like father like son

#they have all the tea always #George really said: you stole my teammate I WILL embarrass you #for legal purposes this is a JOKE #george russell #toto wolff #f1 #monaco gp 2024 #charles leclerc

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beadyeyes · 3 months

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#i stole this and posted it as a joke but now you're making fun of the ibuprofen person💔

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bulkhummus · 15 days

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so blessed to own a Tesla🙏 🙏

#I saw one of the Minecraft looking ass stupid Teslas at work 2 days ago #and my boss laughed at it and then told them to move it bc they were parking and getting out even though the lot is clearly #labelled as employees only #typical Tesla driver #never saw a Tesla driver that didn't drive like they owned the fucking road #I cant believe people bought that thing it looks so mf dumb #it looks like it has the structural integrity of a 6'7 basketball players knees #it looks so stiff and no aerodynamics and just????? plain ugly????#it was my first time seeing one in person and it was so mf ugly id feel like a fucking joke driving that thing on god oh my god #so naturally when I saw this behemoth in half life 2 I was like dog look I see where Elon stole the idea from #horrible that when I told my brother I saw one he was like “they're cool right??” and I was like 'WHATS THAT BROTHAAA BROTHER EWWWW“ LIKE #cmon man...... letting me down.... disgracing our blood line....#ugh #wasn't gonna make him feel bad for his interests but he's 32 and grown so I did Think Some Thoughts #some of which were out loud #anyways #I have to get ready for work now #half life #half life 2 #hl2

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starhoodies · 7 months

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friday night pizza night

#soriku #i stole half this joke from hey riddle riddle #so no i dont think dominos actually has crab rangoon but then again ive never asked #my art

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gloopqueen · 1 month

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hopefully enough of you had an egyptology phase

#I think I stole this joke from tumblr #indie vtuber #my videos

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spoopy-nevermore-dump · 2 months

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Annabel x Male Suitor Headcanons!!

She ignores your existence

#nevermore webtoon #annabel nevermore #annabel lee whitlock #lennabel #white raven #and she wouldve gotten away with it if it werent for that damned twink with black and white hair who didnt even play chess with her yet #i stole this joke im sorry #queuing this

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erros429 · 3 months

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farcille putting the romance in necromance

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #farcille #idk if anyone has said this before i apologize if i unintentionally stole your joke 😭#erros doesnt know how to shut up

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leo-kinnie · 1 year

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he HATES his ass

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #leo rottmnt #raph rottmnt #I STOLE THIS JOKE FROM MY IRL #BC HE'S FUNNIER THAN ME

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dana-chan-the-control-brain · 4 months

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New draw your OTP3 challenge dropped.

#Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin Hotel spoilers #sorry ceph I stole your joke again #also how does a tv make out im watching in gross facination

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pbnmj · 1 year

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fun fact: the reason that they did not take noir’s mask off for longer than 0.5 seconds in itsv is actually because sony pictures animation was trying to protect the general public from me becoming insufferable to be around

#i swear i stole that ham joke from an older spiderverse post but i cant find it :(#peter parker #peter b parker #spiderman noir #spider-man #spiderman #into the spiderverse #also features the a redraw of the noir panel that nearly turned me into a chainsmoker <3 sickening i love my girlfriend so much #miles morales #spiderham #ALSO IT CAN MEAN A LOT TO ME THAT NOIR PETE IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER THAN PETER B LOL #LIKE IT MAKES SENSE TO ME. 6 YEARS BETWEEN ALL THE (HUMAN) PETERS IN THE MOVIE....#anyways i hv to stop drawing spidey fr. i have a dissertation #which is like of course this means im going to do anything but do my diss. but whatever #my art

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 4 months

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Happy Valentines Day, my fellow Ace bitches

#incorrect super smash bros #Valentine's Day #St. Valentine's Day #One Piece #Luffy #Monkey D. Luffy #Asexual #Asexuality #meme #joke #I stole this meme

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hotvampireadjacent · 8 months

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The bite of ‘87

#yes I stole that joke #this is so funny what would make people act like this #at fuckingn fnaf

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silentstar · 4 months

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I hired this wet beast to stare at you

#meposting #I stole this joke from another post I wanted a version with this exact seal

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soranatus · 1 year

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#asdfghjkl #marvel comics #fantastic four #human torch #johnny storm #susan storm #ben grimm #reed richards #I stole this joke from twitter

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