#for legal purposes this is a JOKE

[evansboyfriend]

ah fellas we're not beating the [redacted] allegations

[yesokayiknow]

all of you 'what if ruby's the doctor's daughter' 'what if ruby's river's daughter' 'what if ruby's susan's daughter' theorists are thinking too small. what if ruby's the doctor's mum

[ohblimeygeorge]

like father like son

[wenellyb]

Some people: "Bucktommy shippers are weirdos"

Me, proving their point:

Would you guys mind putting on some tinfoil hats with me for a minute?

So during the dinner scene, Buck and Tommy are coming from the kitchen with their plates, and we see a pot on the stove.

Why am I talking about this?

Because the handle of pot it turned to the left.

But Buck is right-handed

Do you know who is left-handed?

Tommy!

So what does it mean?

It means Tommy is probably the one who cooked dinner.

If I take the headcanon even further, Tommy knew Buck had an exhausting day and went to Buck's appartment first and had dinner ready for him when he got home.

[letsplayeternity]

Honest to god but are you even emotional support rivals (read work husbands) if you don't wave at each other while overtaking one another at 230 km/h

[mistressemmedi]

George: "I need a bit of encouragement here, mate"

Merc pitwall: "You're a strong, independent driver who needs no special sleepover to confirm you're the #1 driver in the team. You are Mercedes' most special boy"

[bonesbuckleup]

Tim Drake hearing Jason Todd died again and that his vigilante moniker is up for grabs

[qqueenofhades]

Anyway, since All Presidential Official Actions Are Absolutely Legal, I for one suggest that Biden sends a drone to Mar-a-Lago to vaporize it and/or Trump and then tell SCOTUS it was an official action.

[ladydeatharcheron]

“Nesta stans are all abusers”

Cover your drinks y’all, the rhy/s stans are walking around

[liesmyth]

...is Italian Jesus different to Regular Catholic Jesus?

Italian Jesus is who you pray to when you need Ferrari to win. regular Jesus is too busy for that

[rayshippouuchiha]

Bleach really be like you either die and experience feudal Japan or you die and eventually become Spanish

[thesunshinecourts]

[animentality]

choose who to

[mxtxfanatic]

Reasons Why the 7seas MDZS is the Inferior Translation

I recently had the misfortune to get my hands on all the 7seas mdzs volumes, so I wanted to make a list of some reasons why I will not be using this translation for any meta unless it is in comparison:

Reason 1: whoever tf's idea it was to translate "rogue cultivator" as "knight-errant":

The founding father of the Jiang Clan of Yunmeng, Jiang Chi, came from a knight-errant background.

—Vol. 3, Chapt. 12: Sandu: The Three Poisons

Reason 2: the fact that I was made to read French with my own two eyeballs in an English translation when the word "title" was perfectly serviceable as a translation:

But recently, he’d gotten used to using his venerated sobriquet every day.

—Vol. 1, Chapt. 7: Morning Dew, 7seas

Reason 3: this reason has been paywalled due to my personal belief that the compensation for inflicting this kind of psyche damage onto myself should be monetary

[hugsandnoregrets]

Bridgerton proving to me that I want my ladies as flawed as possible and my men to sit down and be pretty

I’m like the average consumer of media but with my hypocrisy backwards

[marimayscarlett]

Personally I think we don’t sexualise the sex band enough. I think we all need to work on our sexualisation of the sex band and try harder. Thirst harder. Objectify harder. We need to be more feral about RZK’s belly and tits and thighs and ass.

Hello and thank you, you are absolutely correct!

Comrades, our current performance in sexualizing and objectifying has been severely lacking. We must significantly improve our output. As a support and to boost morale, here are some motivational reminders to remind us of our duty: