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horsemeatluvr23 · 1 year ago

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in bed with my laptop open playing a jerma stream getting an irl "you may not rest now, there are monsters nearby" popup

#i was on a training program the other week n i asked another participant if they knew who jerma was n they just looked at me like ??#guy who's spent his whole life watching jerma streams going outside: guys this is kinda giving jerma #<- i'm guy #minceraft #minerals #jerma mineral water #jerma is in my water #he's turning me gay #jerma985 #jermaposting #jerma #ouhhhhhgghhh #horsemeatposting

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drawingwithdonnie · 1 month ago

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Has this one been done yet?

#legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #loz #tloz #link loz #link tloz #loz link #not what i'm called #not what im called #shitpost #zel post #ok im just gonna stop tallying the notes on this guy. theres too many

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pangur-and-grim · 4 months ago

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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

#the original tattoo was coloured just fine!#the only problem was that one of the colours was clashing with the tattoo just above it #the neon pink fish belly didn't match well with the earthy palette of my medieval lady #so I had a guy go over it and make the fish belly bright red #(which IS a colour you see in illuminated manuscripts!)#and now I'm very happy with everything

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blorboresidue · 10 months ago

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is #mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is #I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it #....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves

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kensatou · 6 months ago

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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ終わった終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333 #soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it #and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend #because he couldn't stop thinking about her #and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it #and he was furious she was furious #he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices #you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct #maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo #manga #yaoi #twitter #old man yaoi #queer #gay #long post #lgbt #japan #japanese

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captainjonnitkessler · 10 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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qiinamii · 5 months ago

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one braincell transfer (divided by four)

#i think you guys have no idea where the extent of my admiration to AE quartet has brought me aside of sunday's existing trust to welt #i'm so down to any possible dynamic they'll have both in-game canon and fanart #they're the most preciousest ever i'm just welt yang to them. the ducklings #i think sunday can get along with them just fine regardless of their past endeavors when the will of the trailblaze is a will to change #he'll struggle he'll get awkward maybe a lil control freakishness and wonweek smugeroo here and there #but their differences is what makes them all familiar to each other as a group and i love that...#sunday hsr #dan heng #trailblazer #stelle #march 7th #hsr #honkai star rail #qiiarts #I FORGOT THE TINY MAN OF THE HOUR #welt yang #AE quartet

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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He should be at the Adventurer's Guild.

#severance #seth milchick #mark s #helly r #dylan g #digital art #animation #This one is dedicated to my friend who truly was 'Born to be a DM; forced to be a Middle Manager'.#Mr. Milchick would have been an amazing DM. His passion for theatrics and storytelling is something to behold.#He's one of my favourite characters in severance. Antagonist perhaps but he's also so much more human than he first appears.#There is a guy underneath the professional mask who has a creative passion that his 9-5 turned 24/7 crushed!#Get him out of the (corporate) basement and put him into the (game room) basement!#That aside; this was supposed to be a little doodle to take a break from my animation project. And then I kept making it more elaborate.#Not sure where this new era of art is going but I'm having fun!

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good--merits-accumulated · 6 months ago

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collection of some of my favourite derek guy (dieworkwear on twitter/the menswear guy) tweets

#disclaimer i don't and will never have twitter so these are just what show up when you go on his page without a twitter account #even the thought of all the menswear guy tweets i'm missing out on can't convince me to do it #the menswear guy #derek guy

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egophiliac · 3 months ago

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missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twst 5th anniversary #i'll stop for a while now i promise i just wanted to get this out #genuinely feels a bit weird to be 5 years in already huh!#that combined with having finally finished up episode 7...#oh no all the milestones hit at once help #hold on while i reminisce for a moment #because MAN i did not expect the anime disney boy game to become so special to me #(especially my little wet rat dragon and his family)#to be fair 2020 onward was uhhh let's say prime timing for a piece of silly and unapologetically indulgent media #(not to get too real here or anything but let's just say that. some of the stuff in 7 specifically did hit a bit harder than it should've.)#but also just. you know how it goes.#sometimes a thing doesn't so much speak to you as it reaches out and grabs you by the throat #with an intensity that shocks and bewilders no one more than you #and sure you can ignore it because having any emotions about media beyond faint scorn is of course the epitome of ~cringe~#but you could also just throw yourself wholeheartedly into it #and lemme tell you one of those options is a hell of a lot more fun #idk i'm just kinda rambling here #it's been a weird five years but i'm glad to have had these guys for it #and hey if nothing else it gave us meleanor #the inside of my brain at any given point is just the 'do it for her' meme covered in pictures of our late great dragon princess #i would not have it any other way

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gabalbagel · 3 months ago

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What? You're just beautiful

Old men Jayvik pt. 2 :]

#my art #Arcane #jayvik #Jayce Talis #Viktor Arcane #eeee my guys #I'm so normal about them #old men jayvik

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pangur-and-grim · 7 months ago

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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome #but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE #a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me #and that he really wanted to get to know me #so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him #and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex #total shocked pikachu face #I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again #DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE

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cottagedreamy · 11 months ago

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God told me to draw this

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beastwhimsy · 6 months ago

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a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.

some fun facts:

fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.

rarity is half horse

applejack is fully just a horse.

pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies

their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.

in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.

in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.

they are all marekissers. lol. also rarity is transfem and rainbow is bigender.

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coastal-mangos-one · 1 year ago

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you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

#it's me. i'm THose kids. years on ppl were still like “hey u were the guy who drew really cool dragons”#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #mango man rambles

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