#<- mentioned but not the inanimate clone

[transingthoseformers]

I always thought it'd be funny if all the decepticons think Megatron made the Optimus clone to have sex with and he has to vehemently deny it

That would be incredibly funny yes

[eyesthecolorofarson]

Next-to-last of our species

Based on this

“Project Cadmus’ purpose was to create an anti-Justice League of sorts,” Dr. Lilva said calmly, twisting her hair in the hand that wasn’t handcuffed to the table. “But despite Luther’s unimaginable wealth, he was cutting costs in this incredibly delicate operation. He decided that instead of one clone for each Justice League member, we���d do one for two.”

“Why?” It wasn’t like Luthor to cut costs, Batman mused. He flaunted his money as if it’d make people forget he was a supervillain. Maybe he’d spent too much on his last mech suit. He should tell Dick that. “I don’t know. But it worked in our favor. We weren’t really creating clones. We were creating embryos that had your DNA. But, as we all know, you need two sets of DNA to form a full body. So, mixing two of your DNA together would not only give the clones a stable body, but the powers or,” she motioned to him, “intelligence of the parents. Which is how we got here.”

Three scientists from the now destroyed Project Cadmus, Dr. Lilva, Sal, and Trit, had turned themselves in to the Justice League saying they were willing to share everything that had happened during Project Cadmus on the grounds that they be allowed access to job opportunities in their very narrow fields. Dr. Sal, who seemed most against turning themselves in, rolled his eyes. “It would have been fine if—“ “No it wouldn’t!” Dr. Trit glared to him. “It would have!” “No! It’d be fine if we hadn’t combined Martian Manhunter and fucking Batman! We created a Batman that can shapeshift and move things with his mind!”

Dr. Lilva sighed. “Be quiet. Our first stable clone was made of a combination of Superman and Luthors DNA. Where we made a mistake was the creation of 14; the combination of Martian Manhunter and Batman.” Sal scoffed. “He wasn’t a mistake. He was a success. As smart and calculating as Batman, capable of shifting into inanimate objects and people, as well as incredible telepathic and technopathic abilities. The mistake was making him too smart. Too aware.”

“We wouldn’t have been able to prevent it.” He looked around. Superman didn’t look very good. He was pale and sweaty, his fists clenched so tightly his knuckles were white. Martian Manhunter had a very odd expression on his face, as if he was trying to find every bit of information about ‘14’ that he could. He probably was. Superman met his eyes, and he knew he was questioning how he felt. He was fine.

“13, the combination of Superman and Luthor, didn’t have Luthors intelligence but he did have Superman’s powers. Average intelligence but very emotional, he seemed to feel everything ten times more intensely than others. 14, however…. He was best at learning. Not just science or math….” Lilva shivered. “He watched us, copied us, and it took us far too long to realize, but he was reading our minds. Learning.”

“Unfortunately, it took us longer to fully understand the lengths of his technopathy. We thought it was just light electrokinesis, but—“ she cut herself off with a strangled laugh. “When he started talking about our personal information, things we looked up, things we talked about at home without our Cadmus devices—that’s when we realized he’d attached himself to every. Single. Piece of technology. That we’d interacted with.”

She motioned for Sal to speak. He sighed. “One day, I was staying late to finish some work. 13 was incredibly clingy, and 14 was a charmer, so they got to share a room. One of the walls was made entirely out of nth glass. 13 was asleep, and 14 was watching me. He tapped the internal mic, and asked me why I wasn’t at Lily’s recital. He told me that she was asking ‘Mrs. Millie’ if she’d seen me come in. He told me…. he told me ‘lily pad is very upset.’” Sal looked disturbed. “I had forgotten my daughter, Lily, had a play. She was playing the sugar plum fairy. Mrs. Millie is her teacher, and ‘lily pad’ is a nickname I have for her. And he knew that, despite me never mentioning having a family.”

That was a little disturbing. Not just knowing about his family, that was easy with a little research into the employee, but to know not only the teachers name, the recital, and a nickname, that implied that ‘14’ had been watching Sal for quite a long time. “How does this imply that ‘14’ had ‘attached himself’ to your devices?” Lilva motioned for Trit to speak. She also sighed. “Ok. So. Uhh, during my break I’d, uh, use my home phone to watch Netflix and stuff. And keep in mind Project Cadmus was located almost twenty five miles underground, and the break room was on surface level.”

“Well, one day I was watching The Nun, and when I got back down I had to deal with a ‘strange situation.’” She used air quotes then sighed again, running a hand through her short hair. “13 was crying and 14 was trying to comfort him, telling him it ‘probably wasn’t real’, which made him cry harder. When I asked what was wrong, 14 yelled at me for ‘choosing to not watch Friends this one time.’ 13 interrupted him and asked me if demons were real. I told him I didn’t know, and asked 14 what this was all about.”

She laughed. “He didn’t answer, but it was pretty easy to figure out. I usually watched Friends during my break, but I’d finished it at home. So I’d decided to watch a movie. And before this we’d seen signs of 14 building a mind link between himself and 13. It was obvious that he’d attached himself to my phone, and shared with 13 what I was watching. Unfortunately, it was a horror movie.”

“After that we noticed that the electric doors would unlock and relock at random, usually locking us and the other doctors in and letting 13 and 14 out. Our computers would glitch and turn off when using them, the machines made to test their ability’s would break down right before testing. I’d tried to make sure no one put physical locks on anything because I didn’t want 14 learning how to pick locks.” Trit sighed again and glared at Sal.

“And someone didn’t listen to me.” Sal scoffed and rolled his eyes. Lilva glared at both of them. “How was I supposed to know he’d learn? He didn’t have any lock picking skills or anything to pick locks with!” Lilva gave him a look. “He had his mind.” “So, ‘14’ knows how to pick locks telepathically?” “Not just pick them,” Trit replied, “in less than a day he learned how to unlock and relock them. We learned this when Sal turned off the power to their electrical door and put locks on them.”

Trit and Lilva waited for Sal to speak. He grumbled. “I went in to fix a light that 13 had broken when he was practicing flying, turned around, and both of them were outside the room. I watched as 14 relocked the locks he’d unlocked without touching them.” Sal looked embarrassed. “I was stuck for three hours as they destroyed the lab. I had access to my—“ Lilva raised her hand for him to stop. She was looking at her phone. She was pale.

“Ms. Lilva?” He asked after a moment, “Is something wrong?” She took a deep breath, then tried to give her phone to him. She wasn’t able to. When her arm raised a spark left her phone and she yelped and dropped it, rubbing her hand as it continued to spark. At the same time, the Watchtowers main computer turned on. Batman felt himself and the others tense. The screen was covered in static.

“Stand up!” Lilva told him, her voice shaking. “Flash, stand up and walk fourteen feet backwards from the screen. Do it! Now!” Sal muttered swears. “Why me?” Flash asked, even as he stood. “Because you’re the only one who’ll give us an instant honest reaction on what you see.” That was a good point.

Flash went fourteen feet, turned and jumped. “Holy shit!” He almost choked. “There’s eyes in the screen! Like, a face—oh my god it’s smiling at me.” Bruce quickly stood, as did the others. The scientists stayed seated. Batman walked backwards to Flash, keeping his eyes on the screen. There was nothing. Static, static, static, then—he stood next to Flash and he appeared.

He took a few steps back and forward, testing his eyes. A foot forward he was gone. And a foot back, the same. Only when Batman stood fourteen feet away from the screen did he see his and J’onn’s clone, 14. He was hidden in the static, but at fourteen feet away the static melted together to form a face. It reminded him of when he was a child, stuck at galas and so bored he looked to the marble to find hidden pictures.

The static face was watching them intently. Batman could feel a finger gently poking his mind, trying to enter. He locked his psyche down tightly. 14’s face seemed to become amused. “Interesting…” Martian Manhunter muttered. “He knows who we are. All of us.” Superman stood next to Batman, tense. “What do you mean?” “It means he knows our identities. He knows where your parents live, the code to Batman’s contingency safe, the names of Wonder Woman’s mother and aunts….it seems that the moment the doctors phones got close enough to the computer, he attached himself to it.”

That wasn’t good. The static face seemed to think it was hilarious, laughing. “Who are you?” He asked sternly. It didn’t seem to affect the face. The face disappeared. Bold words appeared. ‘You know who I am,’ they said, ‘you just spent ten minutes talking about us’. So he’d been listening. How quickly was he able to get into the computer? “What do you want?” The words disappeared and were replaced with new ones. ‘Nothing much. Just, oh, I don’t know—the people that tortured and experimented on us dead? That too much to ask?’

So revenge. “What does 13 think of that plan?” He hadn't noticed it before, but there was a low ringing sound coming from the computer. It got louder at his question. ‘His name is Connor. And he shouldn’t have to worry about these things. He had it worse than I did.’ He glanced toward the scientists. They’d only told them of the clones and that there had been experiments—they hadn’t said what type of experiments. “Could you elaborate?”

‘Sure. The people sitting in front of you–if they can even be called people–are sadistic, selfish, narcissistic assholes who not only ‘encouraged’ us to show our powers with physical torture but also sold information they learned in the project to third parties. Like they’re doing right now.’ Suddenly Sal, Trit, and Lilva’s bodies began sparking and smoking. Trit shrieked and removed a wire from her hair and waistline. They sparked and the one from her waist caught on fire. Trit continued to panic as she tried to pull a chip out from under her manicured nails.

Sal removed two chips and a wire from his tie, belt and hair while Lilva removed four wires from her bra, waistline, shoelace and hair band. The one from her hair caught fire before she could pull it out, and a small section of her hair caught fire. Sal helped her pat it out as a distorted laugh came from Lilvas phone on the table.

‘She deserves worse.’ The words on the screen said, ‘Superman. Have you ever been burned before?’ Superman didn’t answer, instead whispering to Wonder Women about how odd it was he didn’t hear the wires and bugs electrical humming. ‘CLARK KENT.’ The words were bigger now, and he felt someone pinching his mind. ‘DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BURNED? DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN BE BURNED?’

Superman jumped and turned, reading the words. “Uh, no—no, I haven’t. I can’t.” He sounded unsure. Batman didn’t blame him. The static disappeared, and a video played. It looked to be camera footage. It showed a medical room. Sitting on one of the beds was a boy, maybe fifteen, with short curly black hair and blue eyes. His skin was unhealthily pale, and he had bags under his eyes. He was wearing a simple shirt and pants, the shirt having Superman’s symbol on one side and the number 13 on the other.

Out of place in the medical room was a fire pit. There was a fire poker in it, and the flames were lit up green. Doctor Trit came in. “How do you feel?” 13—Connor glanced at her then looked away. “Fine. A little nauseous. Is that normal?” Trit walked to the fire pit, shifting the poker around. “Perfectly. Hold out your hand.” Dread pooled in Batman’s stomach. Connor looked nervous, but did as he was told.

Trit pulled the fire poker out, kryptonite attached to the end. Its end was slightly red and orange, cracks running along it. She turned and placed it in Connor’s open palm.

Connor shrieked and screamed, trying to pull his hand away. Trit held him still. Connor struggled, tears running down his face, begging her to stop, to help, to take it away. Trit made him hold it for twenty seconds before pulling it back. When she did they saw Connor’s hand, the flesh bubbly and red with blood, blisters forming. Connor cried, and the video ended. The static returned, but it was quiet. Almost in respect.

"Jesus christ," Flash muttered, and Batman was a little worried about the way Wonder Women was looking at the scientists. "We were just doing our jobs!" Trit cried weakly, "We didn't want to but we had to!" 'SHUT UP' The text said, and the scientists began to yelp and wither. 'There is a fine line between experimenting on a subject and torturing them.'

'What you did to us stepped several feet over that line. What you did to us spat in the face of workplace ethics and our human rights.' Trit suddenly shrieked, and Sal began convulsing. 'We're never going to forget or forgive what you did to us. He will never feel truly safe, truly happy as long as your alive.' Sal began foming at the mouth, whimpering. Trit was muttering 'make it stop' over and over again, and Lilva was writing something on the table. It looked to be a will.

"He's melting their minds," Martian Manhunter gasped, "That—that is not a metaphor. He's quite literally reducing their brain matter to mush." Flash went to the scientists side and tried to keep Sal still while Green Lanturn began copying what Lilva was writing. Her handwriting was getting worse and worse. Wonder Women went to Trit's side as she began to sob and stutter, attempting to speak. It was all incoherent.

'I don't want to hurt people.' The screen said, 'I don't even enjoy hurting them, no matter how much they hurt me. But this isn't about me, it's about Connor. It's about ensuring Connors safety. It's about making sure Luthor gets a clear cut message; hurt him, and see what happens. Try to hurt us and I'll destroy him and everything he cares about. Fuck around and find out.'

"We can help keep you safe," Batman said as Sals twitching slowed, "Both you and Connor. You don’t have to kill them." Lilva wasn't writing so much as scribling, and Trit was still crying. Her eyes were bloodshot. 'I do, Batman. They installed both of us with a kill switch. Only two ways to trip it; either insert a key into the incubators were were created in, or enter a code on the computer in Luthors office.'

Batman felt his heart drop. 'The key and the incubators have been delt with, the computer and any copy of the software destroyed. Only one person had the code. The lead researcher. And he shared the code with two other people. I have to keep my brother safe, Batman. We're all we have. I'm sorry.'

The room was much more quite now; Trit was dead, Sal was unconscious, and Lilva mumbling incoherently. 'I want to live the rest of my life by your code, Batman, and I'll try my best to do so. But please, please understand that I had to do this. Not just for revenge, but for our safety. Martain Manhunter would’ve never found the code in their minds; he's not as invasive as I am. They would’ve left and immediately killed us. Thats why Sal wanted to get out of their as quick as possible.'

'Maybe one day, when the dust has settled and Conner feels safe we can talk face to face; really talk, y’know? I'd like to do that. But I don't know when the right time for that talk will be.' It was quiet as the rest of the League read the message. The humming was fading. Batman felt his heart jump when his pocket buzzed. It was his phone.

It was a new contacct thats number kept changing. It was named 'Danny'. The text read, 'but in the meantime, I'm down for some small talk.'

[daz4i]

ok so i mentioned it briefly in my one monster post of every possible ratio theory i could think of. mostly as a joke tbh. and then i kept thinking abt it

can he like. make copies of himself. perhaps

i don't mean (just) his statues but like. like clones sorta

it'll explain some things about him that don't add up:

his ability to achieve so many things in so little time (getting 8 phds, teaching 52 courses as a professor, compiling data pertaining just one version of the divergent universe that supposedly takes a whole amber era to read, while working for the intelligentsia guild and going on ipc missions and working on who knows how many other projects, while still being so young)

his ability to get into places he theoretically shouldn't, like the seclusion zone on herta space station

his ability to disappear suddenly during conversations, like how he does with aventurine in 2.1

an extremely small thing but. it will add some Implications to that scene of him playing chess with himself

it'll add another layer to his statues and what they may mean, as well as how they foil herta and her puppets (taking it from "yeah they sure both have inanimate objects in their image" to "both of these objects ARE them, and allow them to be in multiple places at once")

how i think it'll work: well. in his trailer you can literally see him become one of his statues and switch places somewhere else. so. if this was intended from the beginning this is an insane hint to put there ngl

do i have any other backup beyond this? no. do i think it's cool regardless? yeah <3 if you think there are other canon details i missed that may be related, i encourage you to add them in a reblog, or reply/dm me and i'll add them to the post if you'd like! 🫡

[triptychgrip]

Time-Travel Ficlet, Part 1: Yuuri (25) meets Viktor (18)

“Those eyes! Those thighs! I might be ruined for other guys!”

Yuuri’s jaw dropped at the lilt of sing-songy English, and the fear that had snaked around his chest upon entering the room slipped away in favor of confusion. 

He stared straight ahead, frozen, at the sight of the lithe figure swaying in front of his and Viktor’s main medal/photo display.

If Yuuri didn’t know for a fact that Viktor was with Makkachin at the groomer’s, he might have just assumed his fiance had decided to surprise him by donning a wig. The intruder’s long, silky hair perfectly matched the shade of Viktor’s own, and the Russian national team jacket tied around their waist was the same one that Viktor wore, though rarely around their apartment. 

Before he could reclaim the voice that had died in his throat, the Viktor look-alike leaned forward and pressed a smacking kiss to the glass-covered photo from the 2018 Olympic Games medal ceremony. At the same time, their fingers lovingly ran over the printed caption: Japan’s Katsuki Yuuri takes gold over Kazakhstan’s Otabek Altin (bronze medalist), and OAR skater Viktor Nikiforov (silver medalist).

From the angle Yuuri stood, he could see the stranger had targeted a spot directly on his beaming face, dripping with tears as a Games officiant placed the gold around his neck. (He’d since stopped dreaming about that surreal moment, but for a solid three months after, it’d been the prime focus of his subconscious, even beating out dreams in which Viktor swam around naked in a gigantic bowl of katsudon, somehow still appearing seductive despite the bits of scrambled egg in his hair.)

Yuuri couldn’t help it; this intruder’s apparent infatuation with him was so strangely reminiscent of Viktor's that he giggled, involuntarily. Then clapped his hands over his mouth.

The stranger whirled around with fluid grace and swirls of pink began to bloom on his(?) cheeks, presumably from having been caught kissing an inanimate object in someone else's home. 

Yuuri felt his heart come to a complete standstill.

What the fuck?

These three words zipped through his head upon noting the striking azure hue of the intruder’s shock-widened eyes, and how they matched Viktor’s exactly.

As Yuuri’s gaze roved over his slim-hipped frame, he took in the slighter proportions of the body as compared to his fiance’s, the more curved shape of his eyebrows, and the way he held himself differently, his weight evenly balanced between both feet instead of favoring one side. Clearly, this was not the same body that had undergone knee surgery for a torn meniscus seven years ago. 

A cursory run-through of the teen Viktor images in his fanboy archive led Yuuri to believe that this…

…clone?

...expert impersonator?

...time traveler?

Well, whatever the case, Yuuri strongly suspected this Other Viktor was around 17 or 18. 

Of course, the most significant difference between his fiance and this stranger was the absence of any gold around the latter’s long, elegant fingers.

“It’s you!” Other Viktor cried, exultingly, swiveling his head back and forth between photo-Yuuri and real, petrified Yuuri (the latter still sweaty and flushed after ballet, and deeply regretting having worn the grotesque “Gnome on the Roam” t-shirt Phichit had jokingly bought for him a few Christmases ago).

He swallowed and nodded, haltingly. 

“Yes, that’s correct…I’m Yuuri,” he mumbled, in croaky Russian.

And then his heart began doing somersaults, because Other Viktor’s shocked features transformed in a split-second. His entire face lit up, and his lips broadened into that heart-shape that always made Yuuri feel like he was floating.

“Wow! This must be my lucky day!” the stranger cried, clutching both hands over his heart. “I’ll admit, at first I was a little dejected about the time travel thing, not to mention the state of my future self’s hairline, but never mind, that! It’s not everyday that I get to meet a fellow Olympic champion in the flesh! Especially one that’s as cute as you, and who speaks Russian.”

Yuuri’s mind reeled; so this really was a cosmic blip of time-travel!

Due to his bewilderment, he couldn’t find it in himself to review the words that came tumbling out of his mouth. 

“I don’t speak Russian as well as you, of course, but I minored in it in college,” he blurted out, knowing his sister likely would have given anything in the world to be present for this admission. “I thought it would help me understand your interviews.” 

As soon as Yuuri had divulged this extremely fanboyish tidbit, his ears went bright pink, radiating a scorching heat that he sort of wished would consume him in a fiery blaze. Then again, he remembered how absolutely ecstatic Viktor had been when he’d found this out, so…maybe the embarrassment would be worth it?

But to his horror, Younger Viktor’s face instantly crumpled, his features twisting into an expression of unmistakable heartbreak.

“I knew it,” he replied, his tone bitter and despairing. “I’m dreaming. There’s no way someone as perfect as you could take an interest in me.”

Yuuri’s jaw almost fell open due to the absurdity of such a sentiment, but he shuffled forwards, desperate to vanquish the look of defeat from the other's face; this might not be His Viktor, but no version of his love should ever look so sad. 

It felt cosmically wrong to Yuuri.

“You’re not dreaming,” he mumbled, but knowing words could only go so far, he edged closer and closer, eventually reaching out for Younger Viktor's hand.

Upon contact, he inhaled, sharply, and Yuuri actually winced at the sudden death grip around his fingers.

“Yuuri, judging by the fact that you’re here in my apartment…”

Younger Viktor trailed off, looking wrong-footed, but then quickly corrected himself. 

“Well, a version of my apartment, anyway. And, that you mentioned wanting to understand my interviews and how you’re holding my hand just right...” he continued, with an obvious tremor in his voice. “How do we know each other?”

—

I’ve had time travel on the brain for the last few few weeks, and in addition to working on a one-shot -- preview here -- where 28-year-old Yuuri meets his 18-year-old self (the latter brand-new to Detroit and very homesick), I also thought it’d be fun to write something where Yuuri gets to meet teen Viktor, too. 

I’m aiming to post a part 2 (and likely 3!) ficlet soon :)

[panterus-vs-objects]

The Concept of Panterus vs Objects [called PvO]

[+ something about me cuz why not]

a long long time ago, around 2019, i created a character called Cairo Night. It was a cat, because i was into Warriors, inspired by my arrowhead necklace with cairo night stone. But then boom, remote lessons from home. I was very bored, so i discovered BFDI and other Object Shows like Inanimate Insanity, Open Source Objects, i think you got what i mean. It pushed me to develop my art, i have a plenty of fanarts and other stuff (even on my kinda troll twitter account, i mean i didn't delete this account because of one great artist: JamyTheJam. Inspiring person. Also if someone is wondering why i said i am pan, that was some time ago i am bi huhuh lol).

And that's how Nighty, my first real object show oc was born.

[i wanted to include there photo of this "arrowhead" but i can't find it and any photo, bruh momento but don't worry there'll be more later]

so, before i discovered BFDI, i found out Ron Zhang, artist creating funny Windows vs Mac vs other things animations (in PowerPoint! ah yes Qwertyxp2000, those were the days!:). And then another boom, Jacob Kitts! Mac vs PC forever in my heart, still waiting to see what you want to create! if you want, of course. Just know i love your work.

All mentioned artists inspired me to create PvO. It is one of my dreams to create that and not get censored for anything or thrown on yt kid$. But i also want to create what i my creativity would like to surprise me. Ah, it's more the lack of motivation and now the time that has made me do something about it only now... it's better than nothing.

(wait, should i mention there that i love old Terminator? nah, maybe it's too digressive)

Later, when i was in my second year of high school, i discovered Half Life series. Fantastic piece of art. And then... Team Fortress 2. Game that pulled me out of a difficult mental situation by analyzing the plot and other things (it's cool okay, also go check 7th part yoo). In the meantime, i fell in love with SFM, yes this spaghetti code animation program... My another dream is to create my own animation for song Money by Jon & Vangelis. YES INSPIRED BY THAT GREAT EXISTING ANIMATION, BUT I HAVE AN IDEA FROM VIBING TO THIS SONG FOR ANOTHER, MY OWN, AH. And Deus Ex from 2000, retro games enjoyer mode on.

okay, coming back to the topic.

a lot happens in my life. One friend fell in love with me, with other friend i had to end the relationship quite sharply because she was a toxic person, as it turned out after so many years... what a shame. And if it wasn't for my interference, she wouldn't have met and wouldn't have been with her "boyfriend"... i'm worried about him, that something will happen to him by her behavior, but he should be able to handle it. I don't want to explain anything more about this "former, not nice friend", i shattered this gemory, but i can conclude this finished thread with these words:

We determine who we are by what we do.

— Agent 47

But also past shaped me, so i am now a person who extremely doesn't trust others much. That's why i fell in love (again not human lol) with Hitman games series. Agent 47 is my comfort character, no matter how strange it may sound. I know he is a technically improved clone of man made as killing machine, now in WoA is like 60-70years old and is not John Wick. And i must point out, Hitman Blood Money and newest World of Assassination trilogy are definitely my favorite. About Absolution, it's generally a very good game with nice graphics, but this out-of-character 47 ah pain is... bad. It's not a good Hitman series game, but i enjoy playing Absolution and i reccomend, BUT NOT AS THE FIRST HITMAN GAME, NOOO. Try demo of WoA ;D

dang, Agent 47 has an intriguing psychological portrait. It's my knowledge of just official games series, excluding the most of Absolution's plot and of course completely excluding those two movies. Man, did the directors even play BM, old Hitman 2 or other classics that were current at that time? i still dream of making movie from few BM missions (to use Vegas soundtrack by Jesper Kyd ahh i adore this OST)... but maybe i should keep my "Bieszczady/Warszawa mission" heh (maybe i would like to share of my concepts... maybe.)

i bought my deluxe ver of WoA on "weekend sale" on steam, it was worth my around 500PLN and on quick sale it was 200PLN... i have never come back from university so quickly to top up my Steam account in the store. Completely worth it, even i have potato laptop for this game and almost everything on the lowest settings lmao.

and now, after this very shorten and incomplete story of my life from the end of 2019, i decided to go back to my PvO project because of this video.

man, i have even their halloween concepts.

and even "Heavy is dead".

there was also a large A4 notebook with handmade stickers with the characters taking part in PvO, but it was left at home in the basement and i am in the dormitory...

so catch my ideas of host's outfit concepts i created for something else and i will use them in PvO (because why not v2)

oh lol my found my old personifications of windows loool i must remake that i love it and hate my old artstyle from... uh, 2020/21? yeah, there's also Win7 "portrait"

hahaha, crazy old drawing, but not one of the first...

okay, maybe windows later.

these were supposed to be animations in polish lang (with eng subtitles ofc) called "Łindołsy" what is a double plural of windows with completely grotesque changing w to ł, it is read the same as in english like in words "where/what". We will pronounce it "łere/łat", i... okay, series called Panterus The Translator was also my idea to make funny translations and to enlighten that "pies" mean in polish "dog", or "Handschuhe" mean from german literally "shoes for hand", what are gloves of course.

OKAY NOW ABOUT ME

call me Frau Panteruz, Panterus, Panti, Panzerkampfwägen Maus VIII or barcodewoman_47 (last is not used anywhere officially so if someone uses then sorry my knowledge is not augmented).

i am a weirdo from 2005, now studying nursing and dreaming of become surgical nurse. I have some... predispositions. I am not afraid of blood (nah, i even like it- wait what are some people in suits doing in my room? men, calm calm i'm not gonna look into this light! no no i am not cooperating with aliens!!). I have two little monkeys called younger brothers, so i understand something about siblings. I am kinda biochemistry nerd, now into mentioned Hitman series. I have almost always been a tomboy girl, now i see it evolved into this "elegant business woman with shirt and crease trousers and suede oxford shoes ohh and dark waistcoat yess and leather gloves ahhh and dark autumn coat obviously, eventually a nice gray or red tie and for exchange for waistcoat can be black suspenders". My other side, because i have two sides is tactical testicle any turtleneck, good pants with a lot of pockets ready to rolling in the forest, nice natural leather shoes that are both elegant and no mud will ever destroy them, fingerless gloves with knuckle protectors, sum cool sunglasses cover on my prescription glasses, sum knee pads and my airsoft colt m1911 (+ water guns i have, and funny toy guns). Those two sides fight in me with my retro addiction to CRT TVs and making my own weirdcore tv head from eva foam, inspired by RGB from The Property of Hate... (i am trying to help with polish translation of this comic, i invite you there.)

I have a lot to do, as you see. a lot.

WHO'S THIS FURRY ON PICTURES!?

long story even before 2019.

so, in short, i wanted to create a character. I was 8yo, c'mon...

hmm, actually i can draw people but i can't draw their heads well and i like cats so omg im going to make a human-cat!!

- the way i was thinking

I didn't have internet access then either, so i didn't know those creatures exist... well, and that's how it stayed. Improved to tired of life anthro domestic cat that was intended to be a panther. That's how i called her, Panther.

of course it developed and she's now Panterus, or rather Panti, maybe i would do a "human version" of her but... ehh, this is only one furry-looking character i got, not counting her sewn-grandma... i never liked drawing human heads. Same as Egyptians with their gods. Trust me, i am mostly sarcastic but this time i am honest, i am not furry. And i am not saying furries are bad, man, think a bit and i don't throw everyone into one bag that all are bad. Man, if you're thinking like that get out, it's my place for thinking people, wanting to develop intellectually or laugh to relieve stress, idk.

uhh... so that's a bit about me.

oh dear God i found my second object show idea assets remake

called M.B.T.I.

My Becoming The Inheritor

title explains the plot a bit, that they are fighting for certain inheritance... OK OK BUT MAYBE NOT TODAY FRAU PANZERUS it's 5 a.m. and you're not sleeping...

but i have a day off! few days off!

ah fine. okayyo.

so... until next time.

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[dukeoftheblackstar]

ρℓσ∂υ¢н - Never a day of impasse.

In which Plo sometimes lives vicariously through the wife and vice versa — headcanons because I'm stressed.

Duch can't cook. Plo can't eat (as much). Plo cooks. Duch eats (pretty much anything — live, raw, inanimate object, venom, anything).

Plo's wisdom allows him to procure the right words to offer comfort, manage compromised situations and the likes but is always mindful of physical contact unless absolutely necessary. Duch isn't a talker and her acts of support is always touch; from friendly kisses, hugs, massages, holding hands, washing/bathing someone (baths are rituals), will brush/play with your hair, tug on your shirt, anything of touch.

Duch is not above punching someone in the face if they talk shit about the clones. Plo, sensing this ahead of time, will quietly turn his back at the scene, maybe indulge someone else in a conversation in pretense, and when when he gets called to report Duch's behavior, he will merely pretend it never happened. The clones will happily back Plo up and agree that "it" indeed not happen. Plo gives masked kisses to Duch's bruised knuckles (she bruises quick) and either (1) gives pointers where to punch next time or (2) lectures her how to punch because she doesn't know how.

As true slaves of knowledge, Plo loves to read. Duch also loves reading but is more auditory. Plo is Duch's instant audiobook, singular podcast host.

Plo loves music. Duch loves singing. The House of Koon is never short of tunes. They also share the same preferences of music — mostly. Plo is still coming to terms with modern pop.

Duch loves sharp things; from her life-sized scissors, her battle axes, and her beloved scalpels. But nothing is more satisfying than cutting things with talons. Plo is happy to cut shit up for Duch; paper shapes, thread for when she's practicing knitting and sewing because Mama Koon says it's a good skill to have, bags of popcorn and fruits (in half). This helps his talons not get dull (maybe).

Plo has force lightning / Electric Judgment both as a skill he had acquired/honed as a Jedi but is said to be akin to Kel Dors, specific to Baran Do Sages. Celestians are conductors. They absorb electricity, manage and channel it to something. Together, you have a power source (Plo) and a regulator (Duch); they can either charge an electronic device for you with the right amount of wattage or blow your shit up — there is no in between.

Plo love soft things. Duch has a lot of soft things. Duch loves leathery feels like hide. Plo has a lot of leathery feels like his hide (skn). You know where I'm going with this.

Plo must remain propriety at all times. Duch doesn't really give two shits and will ask, though with grace and meticulously selected words, straight up.

Plo: I'm very much pleased to see you celebrating your 2nd anniversary, Wolffe, Jali. Duch: Grandbebbies when? Plo: Ah, my apologies. What my beloved wife meant was that would you like to come over for dinner? Duch: And baby-make in the guest room? Plo: Yes.

Plo loves children. Duch also loves children. Azen is a promising child who happens to be Kel Dor. They spend a good amount of money to buy Azen gifts and anonymously leave it in places Azen will find.

Plo has also taken it upon himself to assist Azen in Kel Dor essentials such as mask adjustment, cleaning, and maintenance — eventually leading to talks and bonding time over everything not limited to Dorin, the Baran Do Sages, what life is like as a Kel Dor. Duch has also taken it upon herself to make excuses to keep Azen in the House of Koon longer by being motherly and spoiling Azen with pretty much everything because she knows Plo probably misses home too.

Plo enjoys a good bout. Duch enjoys shirtless men fighting. They watch training and sparring together from time to time. Not to mention cheering Azen like a stage mom.

Plo Koon would request to occasionally spar with Azen in which Duch would have absolutely no qualms in cheering for Azen.

Duch to Plo: I know you have to test his strength, but be gentle okay? Azen's my baby. Plo to Duch: I will try. Duch to Azen as he gets ready with his stance/form: KICK HIS ASS SON!!! DON'T HOLD BACK. BRING THAT OLD MAN TO THE GROUND. Plo to Duch: ... Duch to Plo: Oh, right — I LOVE YOU, BABY.

Duch loves naps. Plo needs naps. Naps happen a lot in the House of Koon. Please do not disturb.

Duch loves tea and little things; tiny figures, pebbles, little cybernetic eye attached to a certain Commander of the 104th Battalion who refuses to let her play with. Plo loves tea and loves his wife. Ergo, they own a lot of tea pets and enjoy tea ceremonies with tea pets. Tea pets are pretty common for Celestians (Duch's species) and Plo finds it adorable and fascinating. Their current teapets are wolves.

For context, tea pets.

Plo sometimes uses of the force to lift and fling really small items at random directions so Duch can play by shooting them with deftness. Duch is a marksman (Celestians are ranged fighters with a knack for blades too, but never fists since strength aren't their best suit). Sometimes Plo lets her use a blaster, often a very tiny crossbow made of wood and dull arrows that you can literally wield with just one hand.

@saengak @amorfista @kimiheartblade @t3mpest98 @exosorcery @starrrgazingbunny @quiglettt @bobaprint

[neutrallyobsessed]

EPISODE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!

there in school again and Jesús hates it lol speaking of, everyone hates Joan~ lolol

AHHH THE BLEACHERS CREATURES NOTE!! Oh shit- its funnier than i expected heh, reminds me of Mikitaka honestly~~

Wait, so this guy isn't Malcom X? Then who tf is he? fr i didnt catch a word he said when he said his name..... I guess i'll be calling him Malcom X for the rest of this liveblog and when i finish ill check what his name really is lol, i really dont wanna spoil myself on this!

POINT! attention whore confucius my beloved~~, but let's see what this professor is all about...

Abe and JFK friendship! That sounds lovely and I sure don't care! But wish the best for them shippers! I'm also crossing my fingers! Teehee :3c

INTRO!! IT'S THE SAME AS BEFORE!! eh okay, kinda wanted it to change to reflect the current relationships but the only thing that should change is the parts with Joan, JFK and Abe so.... yeah its ok...

And Candide is the sole member of the board, yeah that makes sense lol, she also took vacation, haha "tanned"

GANDHI!!!!!! SXTREAM BLU!!! BEST DUDES 4EVER!!!! KNORK!!!! G-SPOT!!!!!! RAISINS!!!!!!! wait the retainers are actually Joan's...

THE EAR PIERCING!!!!!!!!!!!

they were right, they really are teasing our cocks with gandhi what the fuck

HE'S HERE!!

YEAH GIRL INTERRUPT THAT MUSICAL, NOBODY LIKES THAT SHIT HELL YEAH!!! and there are better people out there that can explain why Jackie is epic yoo

I just want more points jsksjksjksjsjsks

yeah "well funded" but............. oh cool a rocket! so it is true that theyll send them clone to space? :D

Wow Harriet being non-conformist by being conformist thats punk as hell man!

wait book burning? lmao- NOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING MAGNETS PRESENTATION AAAA BUT THE POINTSSSS NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW HOW DO THEY WORK!!!!

oh but harriet/not malcom x apperantly? thats looking good so far ey

Hmm i still buy the theory that Exclamation! is in Nebraska

OH umm Mr B had a very smooth animation right there.....and yeah this whole scene is funny lolol glass ceiling

JFK being a jerk ass bully!!! Hell yeah!!!! :DDD

omg this is so funny cause like JUST THIS WEDNEDSDAY! JimmyHere did his ylyl vid of the week and in that vid he went to fact check about what happens if you eat a magnet! The answer being well yeah it wont kill you but ahahahha DONT DO IT MMMMM :))))

OH MOTHERFUCKER- QUE CONCHA DE SU MADRE JJAJAJJAJA me cae chistoso este profe, con que se la andara?

OYO THE TENSION! THAT YOUTUBE SOUND EFFECT!!

I LOVE IT!!!

HE'S BACK!!

I mean yeah, it makes sense that you choose a good color when you paint a wall, specially for vandalism purposes but ey look! a canon couple passed by when Joan and Topher were in close proximity to each other! that MUST mean something right?!

MOPED!! That's SO cool! they're going Downtown babey ;3 with- the massive helmet eheh WOAH THATS TIGHT ALRIGHTTT

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE LIEEEEE JSKSJSKJSKSSKSJKS ES EXCELENTE

NADA QUE VER BOLUDAAAA NDEAAAAHHHH JSKSJKJSKSJKJS

AH BUENO EYE SEX REAL issss is this something the big mouth writers put on? ahahahhahhhhhh i want a word with them-

but does your eye got a boyfriend? WELL YEAH..........

.........

... eye got a boyfriend :v

sooo y'all just spray paint a wall? hmm ok, expecting future mischief to be more lethal next time~~

Oh so she call the feds first? hehehehhe

OHIO MENTIONED! IT HURTS TO BE THIS HIP

OOOHHHH ACCUSATIONS OF AFFAIRS~~

i love intentional animation inconsistencies uwu

OH NO ITS NOT SUNDAY OR HOLIDAYS!!!!!!

funny pose, and she's default posing lol, its kinda like the t-pose of flash/vector/2D animaion ;v

and the idea of having the idiot clone killed by their own idiocy is brilliant! BUt... his moment is over! a self contained story, what will happen next~?

oh so the sachel bleeds huh..... yknow itd be a lot funnier if humans didnt bleed but inanimate objects did, a bit of absurdist humor~~

lol suspect

Yaayyy Joan is part of the group and has friends and one of them is Topher, super important :D!

Rating: an aight start ^^/10!

Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 1:23 minutes (I'm not counting recaps or the intro)

[metalleafy]

ok i still remember a deleted video called "inanimate raps" (a terrible epic rap battles of history clone w object show characters) and im gonna write the lyrics right here in the interest of glorious MEDIA PRESERVATION!!! :D

INANIMATE RAPS! WOODY! VS! PENCIL! BEGIN!

pencil: oh look it's the scaredy cat and my raps are all that there's no way you can win, you pantophobe so go back to being eliminated early on the bfdi show

me the pencil versus balsa, it's obvious who will be the winner the pencil! you'll never beat me, you pantophobe gotta keep on mentioning it, my raps will be over the globe

woody: i am made of balsa but my raps ain't sensitive your raps are not even raps i'm making this short pence-pence, you cannot even win against me considering you're hated by english cream!

stop calling yourself a pantophobe, not good for self-esteem once again you are hated by english cream! so long to you and your match friend too!!!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!

[boyheros]

On some far off text post somewhere I mentioned something along the lines of cloning machines throwing UEs (unsolicited ejections) with "the same amount of frequency" over time but I've changed my mind. Cuz I also mentioned that cloning machines AND inanimate base black manufacturing machines kinda have to be "trained" to do what they do. well that "training" is easier with cloning machines, so eventually over time they will actually increase in "skill."

now. cloning machines don't necessarily throw UEs a lot? If they're properly maintained (as in: properly cleaned of contamination between clone attempts, but also not prevented from being able to grow shit) they won't do it super often. However! UEs are also a sign of a healthy machine. because the whole point of them is to grow. so if you're in a break period between clone attempts and your machine throws a UE. well just means it's good at wanting to make clones. also means it's promoting it's own survival by growing stuff when it's without. base black will decay without attachment to Alive Stuff, after all.

now back to the skill thing . I've mentioned a couple times that UEs don't often result in anything more than a mess, but, it IS fully possible to get proper living human clones from a UE. over time, as the machine gets older and is used to make more clones, it will get better at making living UEs.

So, the Delphi-4, which has been contaminated mysteriously for most of its lifetime, has gotten veryyyy good at making UE clones. I've said many times that cloning attempts take many tries before a single successful living result, and UEs are rare-ish, and living ones even rarer. well this is the fix for how there's still so many Maverick clones despite those facts. the machine got talented at making them ... by the time Foster is being made, it's throwing distinctly Maverick shaped UEs vaguely every 6 years. on average

[flameshadowconjuring]

When people discuss the best power systems in manga, nen is often thrown around, and for good reason. Personally though, I think Darwin's Game's power system deserves to be up there. Darwin's Game is an edgy battle royale death game manga which for some reason actually sports quite a lot of good writing. So what does its genius power system of sigils look like? Well, you see, every player of Darwin's Game gets one (1) super power called a sigil. That's it. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I kid. There is obviously more to them. Kind of. There is the familiar using-it-too-much-exhausts-the-user mechanic and in-universe the characters try to categorize the powers into stuff like telekinetic type, etc. Honestly though, that is basically it in terms of the power system itself. That is the point though. It is a really simple system and Darwin's Game demonstrates how effective that can be.

Thing is, the perhaps biggest boon of this power system is that it restricts the writer immensely. As Mark Rosewater (known on tumblr as Blogatog) likes to say, 'restrictions breed creativity'. For example, characters can't pull new powers out of their ass, since they each only get one, forcing the writer to come up with clever ways for the characters to win with what they have got.

In a similar vein, since each character only gets to have one supernatural ability (exempting of course common plot armor abilities like never getting shot), Darwin's Game does not really have one-man-army characters. At least not to the ridiculous extent of long-running shonen series. You need a group to cover your bases. The story features a lot of team battles, something that I think is sorely missing from most action manga. Geniune teamwork is awesome.

Its actually funny, because the sigil of the main character, Kaname, is hyped up by the story to be this super OP rare ability, but then turns out to be a utility power whose strength comes from his creative applications of it. Normally, this situation is reversed where a writer wants to write an intelligent combatant but ends up giving them powers that allow them to win through pure raw might. A rare reverse let-down. A let-up?

His sigil is the ability to create inanimate objects, by the way. He has to have seen one before, and he can't make super large things or something more complicated than a gun (like a smartphone), and I think the stuff vanishes when he loses consciousness. When you think about it, his superpower is basically just a really well-stocked ultralight backpack. Kaname uses it to great effect, but other characters can teleport (including bisecting others by teleporting part of them), waterbend or create clones of themselves.

Each character having only one superpower also lets their other traits shine through more. For instance, Kaname forms a group (clan), called the Sunset Ravens. In most shonen manga, the most powerful character of a group tends to be the leader, but I would argue that two in his clan outmatch him in terms of raw power, Shuka and Sui. Yes, he won his fight against Shuka, but only at the skin of his teeth, and with a lot of clever tricks. Not to mention that she did not know what his sigil was and underestimated him. I don't think he could replicate that win. Anyway, the point is that he is the leader because he brought them all together, and is good at coordinating a team and coming up with plans. Also, utility powers are more suitable for leaders anyway. Give the muscle the raw power sigil.

So, yeah. Less is more. Darwin's Game understood Sanderson's second law of magic: 'Weaknesses, limits and costs are more interesting than powers.'

Should you read Darwin's Game? Maybe. I recommend it if you want to write an action story about super-powered individuals yourself. It also does a lot of other things well (like actually correctly explaining scientific concepts), but it is still an edgy death game manga, at least until it changes its subgenre. And while the main story features little in the way of fanservice (for instance, off the top of my head, I can't think of any female characters who walk around in revealing clothing), pretty much every chapter begins with a fanservice illustration. On the plus side, this means that the fanservice is (mostly) optional. Think of it like you are reading the manga on a sketchy site with questionable ads.

[respectthepetty]

Please share your favorite gmmtv actor ships - they do not need to be a fixed couple, if you have those (because i do). Also, this is not meant to be an ask for real people shipping, if you are uncomfortable with that. Just your favorites maybe in terms of on-screen dynamics or any other criteria. Sorry if this is so vague 😭

Anon, serious questions before I begin - Can First and Water be a favorite pair because the amount he cries in each series, I need my babygirl to stay hydrated?

Or can one of my favorite pairs be Sing & a suit/necklace combo with the shirt unbuttoned and his man bitties out?

No? Not what you are looking for? Well, then, let me redirect to my favorite people ships rather than shipping people with inanimate objects.

So . . . before I jump in, just remember that all of these HAVE happened, so I'm not crazy:

Gun x Gun?

Hold on before you think I'm not taking this seriously! I already stated I think Gun is one of the best actors on GMMTV's roster (if not the best), so understand that if GMMTV won't let him make out with Sing when both of them were giving us sexual tension as ToddBlack, or give Tor a little kissy kissy in Midnight Museum because they were brothers or whatever, at least let the man play against himself more. It could be like the Barbie movie, but with Gun being everything. It'd be fun to see, and if GMMTV wanted to go dark sci-fi, he could answer that age-old question: Would you have sex with your clone?

Neo x Phuwin

We had this. They were paired together in Cause You're My Boy. Then they were hinted at in Dark Blue Kiss. But then, they were made into brothers in Fish Upon the Sky, so Phuwin now has Pond, and Neo got Louis. But why though? Why were we denied another adventure of these two being paired up together?! I had them down on my hopes for a 2023 offering, and I'll have them down every year from now on. I want them back! NOW!

Earth x Papang

Aof was crazy for pulling this off in Moonlight Chicken, but now that I've seen it, I can't unsee it. And even more, I WANT IT! I have never seen Earth kiss like that, and he has had several partners. Did Aof strike a goldmine with this pairing? Papang has always done his job, but these scenes, which lasted no more than eight minutes, gave me an alternate timeline that I must see play out on my screen. Immediately.

Pond x Nanon

If Aof was crazy for Earth x Papang then Jojo was batshit insane for Pond x Nanon in Dirty Laundry. These two had a strip-off pole dance in a club called Boys Next Door, Nanon twisted Pond's nipples for information, then Pond's character had sex with a client with Nanon and Film's character in the car. This shit was wild, but that was only 15% of the hijinks between these two. I need them to recreate this creepy magic, and I need it to be twelve episodes long with at least 52 minutes runtime per episode.

Gigie x Fah

Since I mentioned Jojo, The Warp Effect is queer. QUEER! It gave use Fluke with Thor, Jan with Silvy (oh, my God that magical being could choke me!), and Mark with Best, yet, it toyed with us by suggesting the possibility of Gigie with Fah. Be brave about it, GMMTV! More than one wlw couple can exist in a show. Give me a redo, and this time, give me these two picking each other again, and again, and again regardless of what Alex (New) does with those Polaroids.

New x Sing x Fluke

Mentioning The Warp Effect reminded me that these three could out beat any historical trio including Destiny's Child, The Jonas Brothers, AND Charlie's Angels! Sing and New have been around for a bit, so I'm surprised they haven't acted in more together, but throw Fluke in there, and they had the perfect dynamic: Gay pretty boy and former bully with kinky puppy and space enthusiast trying to help out their bi idiot friend (it's canon to me). Sing and New will be in the Thai remake of Cherry Magic, so I'm sure Fluke could fit in there somewhere somehow. Make it happen, GMMTV!

First x Khaotung x Sea

And on the topic of throuples, this one hasn't happened, but by golly do I want it! Whoever paired First and Khaotung together deserves a Noble Peace Prize, but whoever thought of interviewing them with Sea deserves the Library of Congress Living Legend award and to be the Grand Marshall at the NYC Pride Parade. That person gets it. I'm not shipping them as actual people together. I want whatever chemistry they had in that interview to be transferred onto the screen and brought to me in 2024 because only a Year of the Dragon can handle the fire they would deliver.

Pawin x Satang

GMMTV, you know what you did in that Star in My Mind x Our Skyy 2 episode was effed up. I don't care how many times you pair Pawin up with other boys. You know what you did, and I'm taking this grudge to the grave.

Ohm x Perth

The fact that Double Savage cast them as brothers instead of a one-sided love affair was in the words of the most beautiful Raye a "DUMB DECISION!" Then to have them color coded?! THE AUDACITY! And no, I will not be writing about the colors because unless these two get paired again, as LOVERS, I will rewire this story in my head of what it should have been to deserve these two amazing actors partnered up with each other rather than the poop pile I got. I wrote what I wrote.

Joong x Dunk

If you know anything about me, know that I'm a JoongDunk fan first, and a human second. It has absolutely nothing to do with their acting even though that's what you asked for. It has everything to do with them. Much like the interview with First, Khaotung, and Sea, Joong and Dunk in their interviews are ridiculous. They resort to tomfoolery and instead of answering the questions, they start arguing about the most trivial details. ForceBook and GeminiFourth do this, but add in JoongDunk's live streams and Safe House footage, and I don't know how they get anything done when filming because they are either arguing, dancing, napping, or giggling. Hidden Agenda yesterday, please!

Bonus: Since this was exclusive to GMMTV, I couldn't include who my ultimate acting pair is, but if you know me, then you already know, so without further ado

MAXTUL DOMINATION!

[stagbeetleboy]

Dark empire au where Luke damages all of Palpatine’s clones instead of missing one, Palpatine does still regenerate but the clone hit his head real hard and has no fucking idea what is going on.

Jedi moral dilemma bc he’s not an inanimate clone vessel and not even a threat anymore.

I’ve only thought of this bc Leia would 100% still try to kill him and it would be funny if Luke was like “oh yeah this is my uhh cousin from Tatooine that I’ve uh never mention bc I hate him”

[onippep]

Oni HCs for the Soup

As mentioned prior, Oni's genetic makeup is a chimera of different animate and inanimate materials to help him navigate his surroundings, including that of cheese.

His goopy consistency is described as being closest to that of melting/congealing cheese (of the gruyere variety, or close to it). He can appear quite rubbery at times because of this. Not to be confused with greasy, though, as he's not exactly greasy at all like some cheeses can be (cheddar).

Does not taste like cheese. Only has the molecular makeup necessary to rapidly break down and reform in the same manner as it. Do not taste Oni.

Oni does naturally well in water and wet environments and uses moist surfaces to slip around at full speeds, even rivaling that of Peppino, who can easily slip and tumble on said surfaces.

Oni is also a very apt swimmer and does not require to breathe underwater.

In the Slums of the Tower, Oni got used to absorbing more of the unhygienic and unpleasant beings that had moved in, but its structure is easily able to break down hazardous material and recycle it for its own. Clones made from the material Oni absorbs from the slums can look quite unstable or rickety as a result.

[antiloreolympus]

5 Anti LO Asks

1. 191 spoilers: so Hebe basically grew into Hera 2.0, Persephone basically said nothing was her fault when a lot of it really was her fault, she thinks her green hands are a turn off (can she stop being hypersexual for one minute please), and she lives in a treehouse now??

What the fuck happened in that four month hiatus, seriously

2. Reading episode 191 was somehow rage-inducing and depressing at the same time.

We're still on the "Persephone did nothing wrong and shouldn't be punished"-train. Everyone, including the narrative, gives Zeus crap for doing what every sensible authority figure in his stead would have done. We're somehow supposed to pity Persephone for....being sent to a safe environment with supportive friends to clean up the mess she made and refused to fess up about until literally being forced too.

Like jfc Peresphone isn't even doing any work??? The first time we see her she's creepily hitting on an inanimate object and hiding away from her responsibilities??? The bare fucking minimum and she's too lazy and self-absorbed to do even that???

Oh, and we get zero news about how Demeter's feeling or doing meanwhile, because who gives a shit about her, she was just there in the first place to be an obstacle for hxp to overcome.

3. How come nobody's eyebrows are ever normal in LO. Why are they always pitch black blobs

4. The new chapter is just confusing . Hebe is a Hera clone. Like I was literally so confused why Zeus and Hera would on decent terms. I get she’s older to show time has passed, so why right now is Zeus thinking Persephone? What’s special about today? She still hasn’t done any of her tasks, so why after so long would we even question it?

Flash back to the trial: I’m sorta confused what the importance was to the freak out. Are they freaking out because they can’t go to the mortal realm, losing Demeter to a less qualified goddess to handle her job, or as Poseidon puts it “you lost the closest thing to the queen of the underworld” (are we forgetting that hades planned on proposing to Minthe but never got the chance)

Persephone: “hey guys I’ve been banished for a long ass time, but at least my ears as pierced am I right??”   I also hate how she goes “some of it’s my fault but not all of it.” She’s had 0 growth I feel, she killed a bunch of people and she’s more focused on the whole “well if my mom was just cool about my fertility powers/if I was just zeus’ kid he would have let me off the hook”

Is that nymph Daphne? Persephone was able to save her tree form but not Minthe? Or is Persephone just choosing not to save Minthe as a whole “I don’t need to help out the people who’ve hurt me” idk

Artemis, Thanatos, Eris: aren’t they not allowed to see Persephone or have any contact with her or they’d be heavily punished.

Why is Helios there? He’s been pretty indifferent about Persephone.

Prediction: the next couple chapters is gonna be a failed meeting with Zeus and then a flash back catching everyone up to speed, but it’s gonna take so long at first to get there.

-----FP Spoilers/Mention-----

5. Okay so I read the new chapters bc why not and tbh I was pleasantly surprised with how the characters were drawn in the premiere. Idk but they felt like they had more time put into them and their hands especially were really nice and looked like they came from a reference. That all changed in the next chapters tho ofc.:/

Fast Past Spoiler:

The time skip in itself is not bad, but oh my god it feels like none of the characters have actually changed except Artemis’ relationship with Zeus. Like they’re all the same characters just grown up a bit, but only characters like hebe actually show that. And of course everyone is so up in arms over Persephones punishment. I can get why Hades would be mad and why Poseidon would be upset because his brother won’t talk to him anymore, but everyone else is wayyy too upset over some random girl. Like everyone but Artemis hates Zeus rn and EVERYONE loves Persephone. And god the whole Minthe and Daphne thing? The point of their stories were that they were the victims of a tragic circumstance. In the case of Minthe, because of her own doing, and Daphne, because of Apollo. It’s like there are no consequences for anyone who Persephone likes. Daphne and Minthe should’ve stayed as plants. It would be the end of their stories and would equate to actual loss for Persephone. I see Rachel hasn’t gotten any better at writing. So much wasted potential to turn the story into a chance for growth in both the characters and writing. The only thing I liked out of the four new episodes was the touching moment between Zeus and Artemis. Why has their relationship grown  and changed but no one else’s? This story feels more about Zeus and his actions and consequences and growth than Persephones tbh.

[dexters-bluemilkshakes]

i made “the 501st go to target”, “the disaster lineage goes to target”, “The Clone Wars Squad ™ (+Satine) goes to target”, and “The Rebels go to target” and now i give you:

The Original Trilogy Gang Goes TO Target:

R2: knows his way around from when anakin used to take him to target. the floor tiles are so sleek that when r2 rolls down them its a speed boost. needless to say, he speeds down every aisle he could find, cursing and ricocheting off of the shelves. the employees are too scared to kick him out. 3po has little success in calming him down, but leia says his name once and he quiets for the rest of the trip.

C3PO : poor 3PO. r2 drives him INSANE with his shenanigans. he is shuffling to and fro as fast as he can to try and stop his chaos best friend. cue: many distressed protocol droid noises throughout the day. he attempts to buy some oil bath things, but he got so chatty and nervous at the checkout that he never ended up purchasing it. (he wasn’t going to get that bath anytime soon anyway due to r2 not being able to sit still for more than two seconds and causing issues.)

after not purchasing his materials, he ended up drifting between people in the gang, helping them find the best deals and quality of materials. he’s more annoying than helpful tbh, but most people appreciate the effort.

Wedge: spends his time in the video game and technology sections. he likes playing with the display data pads they have out. he checks out the cool features and games they have available to practice with. he ends up buying a large lego set to do during all that hyperspace travel. he just hopes that it would get destroyed like the last one. (an incident that included luke trying to clean r2, r2 screaming and running in frantic circles, and a very small amount of space to do the running around in. im sure you can imagine the rest)

Luke: after wedge buys his lego set, luke finds him and they walk around together as luke shops for the many padawans he is training. luke buys leia and han a card and a box of chocolates for their anniversary. he’s garbage at giving gifts because that’s not a common thing on tatooine, so it was actually wedge and 3po who helped him pick it out. He of course buys some designer clothes and boots, because the skywalkers are nothing if not on-brand.

luke and wedge’s hands brushed against each other at one point and they both turned bright red.

when han went to try on a pair of jeans he liked, luke and leia immediately ran off. leia hopped in the cart and luke pushed her. cue: brother sister shenanigans until han finds them and grumbles something about how this was supposed to be his and leia’s anniversary that got interrupted.

Lando: dude tries on everything. he looks amazing in all of it, obviously, and he buys an array of many different items. lots of patterns and silk and belts and hats. luke helps him put together a few outfits at one point.

he flirts with everything and everyone he sees, including inanimate objects. han is the only one who isn’t aware that it’s a joke and it drives him insane. lando buys han and leia a gift card with over two hundred credits on it for a very fancy restaurant. leia is estatic because she and han don’t really go out to dinner much (see: they are fighting in a war and han is still probably a fugitive on a lot of planets bc smuggling). but han actually agreed to go when they opened the gift card.

He bought r2 and himself matching hats and if anyone tries to take it off either of them they lose their minds and/or screech at the offender.

Han: he came with leia because 1) anniversary and 2) he likes hanging out with his awesome space wife but he also really needed hair product. (funnily enough it’s the same type obi-wan used to use. luke couldn’t figure out why the Force was cackling around him and why r2 was as well.)

Han s a y s he wakes up with his hair looking this good, but leia shakes her head from behind him as he tries to sell that story. (Luke is still very confused as to what r2 and the Force find so funny.)

Han also buys leia every single thing she even mentions thinking is cool or cute or useful. His excuse is that he’s spoiling her from her anniversary but then 3po pops out of nowhere and says that odds are he would do it no matter what. (cue: han angrily yelling “never tell me the odds!” while leia grins and teases him. but once 3po leaves she kisses his cheek and han can’t remember why he was complaining in the first place.)

Leia: leia came to Target with a plan in mind. She was going to buy a microwave pizza and a movie, and she and han were staying in for their anniversary night. But of course, 3po insisted on coming with them, and r2 hadn’t been to target in years, luke needed supplies for his school of Force-sensitive children, lando called in one of his favors from han, and wedge didn’t want to be left alone.

So she did end up buying that pizza and movie for her and her husband’s anniversary, all while holding his hand and strolling down the aisle. But her brother was there, and so was his not-boyfriend-but-also-not-not-boyfriend, so was the weirdest but also funniest man she had ever met, and so were the two droids.

So yeah, walking down the aisles with Han wasn’t as romantic as she had hoped it would be.

But she was with family.

What could be better than that?

[rubykgrant]

rvb pokemon ??? do you have any more posts from for this au👀👀

I had a couple! Some of them were a little bit different from each other... the AU with the Rotom AI Basically went like this; Project Freelancer was essentially Team Plasma, with the Director having the same backstory as the scientist who wanted to experiment with cloning to bring back a loved one, but also had to focus on Pokemon experiments (to get funding and what-not). They seemed legit and helpful on the surface, but those in charge actually have insidious intentions. During the Mewtwo experiments, the Director would try to use information from his own mind to control the Psychic Type Pokemon, which gave life to new Pokemon, which made what they call the Alpha Rotom! This Rotom then made MORE Rotom Fragments, that were unfortunately taken away for other experiments and uses. The physical body of the Mewtwo is still stuck in the lab (and later, freeing it is also how they activate the Epsilon Rotom). Charon Industries is the Aether Foundation, which also has a "nice public face", while actually causing all sorts of problems.

As I mentioned, the AI Rotom could Evolve in different and unique ways with specific qualifications... at some point, the Alpha Rotom got "stuck" in something similar to a Golurk; an old relic from ancient days, when people made statues for Pokemon to bring to life. So, "Church" just thinks he's a guy. He certainly LOOKS like a regular dude, and nothing seems too odd until he "dies" a few times and discovers he can possess various inanimate objects or relics. He winds up getting pulled into a group of Team Aqua rejects who are stuck fighting some Team Magma losers. Thus, Red VS Blue begins! The rest of the guys are (mostly) normal humans, except for Sheila who is an Aggron (the Aquas stole a baby Aaron egg from some Magmas, and now that's their big bad tank Pokemon), and Lopez who is a Golurk that LOOKS like a Golurk. Sarge is initially adamant that everybody on his team can ONLY have Magma-approved Pokemon, but as time goes on, he finally admits that having a diverse set of different types comes in handy. Doc has a few healer-Pokemon that are given to anybody that want to be a medic of sorts, but he somehow keeps on collecting Poison Types (just because it is ironic and funny).

Elements of the siege on Silph Co would be used for the downfall of Freelancer/Team Plasma, with Carolina then hunting down the Director much like the Rival of Gold/Silver/Crystal does in Johto regarding Giovanni. Tucker is a Legendary Pokemon magnet, but he doesn't always keep them for himself (I'd like to imagine everybody gets one Legendary each, and Sarge DEFINITELY lives the dream by getting a Groudon. He ABSOLUTELY has a Red Gyarados, too!). Carolina is also a former Champion in several regions, but had to step away from League Tournaments/Gym Battles to keep a low profile. When the plot of Chorus happens, two groups are tricked into fighting each other by the ACTUAL villains, Team Rocket! For these purposes, Felix and Locus are Jessie and James, while Sharkface is Meowth- that's right!

Temple's group ticks-off the Time and Space Legendary Pokemon all Team Galactic style, while the eventual time-travel stuff is more like Wormholes in Sun/Moon, with the AI Gods being Ultra Beasts (though, Chrovos takes on a "false form" to appear as a Celebi in an effort to seem more legit. Donut finds a REAL one for himself, and it is Shiny and PINK). The Aqua and Magma group would wind up moving all through different Regions, basically either living out certain plots of the games, or going through plots points from RVB but now Pokemon themed. The Meta would have some similarities with Genesect, and the strange audio message that the Rockets used at Lake of Rage

Thanks for asking~